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(tnp.sg)   Wok catches fire at Indian food stall, dispatchers send one fire engine, two fire bikes, one red rhino, one support vehicle and one amb... red rhino? Let's Urban Dictionary it.... wait, what?   (tnp.sg) divider line 66
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2010-09-18 09:13:16 AM
*Looks up red rhino in U.D....*

A-HAHAHAHAhahaha
 
2010-09-18 09:30:52 AM
Is this why I'm still on-hold with tech support?
 
2010-09-18 09:30:54 AM
gopher321: *Looks up red rhino in U.D....*

A-HAHAHAHAhahaha


Yeah...i didn't need to read that one.
 
2010-09-18 09:32:18 AM
That's to make sure it never ever ever happens again.
 
2010-09-18 09:32:40 AM
I'll save the rest of you the trouble.

"Damn my ass hasn't stopped hurting since my boyfriend gave me that red rhino."
 
2010-09-18 09:33:00 AM
so... the grunting... is there some kind of training for that? Or is it pretty much freestyle?
 
2010-09-18 09:36:30 AM
W
T
F
?
 
2010-09-18 09:41:05 AM
Way too early for this.
 
2010-09-18 09:41:19 AM
What a red rhino might actually look like:

fire-engine-photos.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2010-09-18 09:41:38 AM
yeah, um... gosh.

/not planning on trying THAT one
//sticking to the wounded pigeon
 
2010-09-18 09:41:59 AM
Yet another fake sex act in Urban Dictionary, and yet they won't accept my submission of

shiatgasm: the feeling of pleasure and release, sometimes intense, which may accompany defecation (or something like that)

Yeah, I know I didn't make up that expression, I only tried to submit it to Urban Dictionary.
 
2010-09-18 09:43:08 AM
And yeah, I'm pretty butthurt about it.

/intentional
 
2010-09-18 09:45:09 AM
The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.
 
2010-09-18 09:47:39 AM
I may need a muscle relaxer after reading that.
 
2010-09-18 09:49:08 AM
They are just making this shiat up!

A sexual act in which the male partner of a relationship attaches a strap-on dildo to his head (resembling a horn.) The male then grunts and charges arcoss the room full blast into the female's rectum. Thus penetrating the anus and potentially causing serve anal bleeding.
 
2010-09-18 09:51:55 AM
rumpelstiltskin: The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.

And then the Chinese kill him and use his horn for folk medicine.
 
2010-09-18 09:53:55 AM
generaltimmy: They are just making this shiat up!

Or subby went thru the effort of making up a definition for a green light.
 
2010-09-18 09:54:34 AM
rumpelstiltskin: The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.

Are you shaking or nodding your head while you say that?

/favorite movie, ever, dude
//big crush on Marius Weyers
 
2010-09-18 09:58:26 AM
Here I was sure they'd taken a tip from The Gods Must Be Crazy...
 
2010-09-18 10:11:50 AM
Step 1) Submit a link
Step 2) Edit Urban Dictionary
Step 3) Green Light!
 
2010-09-18 10:14:21 AM
So, who's the largest idiot, submitter for "wait, what?", or the guy that greenlit it?
 
2010-09-18 10:16:14 AM
what a fire bike might look like

www.comicbook.com
/hot.
 
2010-09-18 10:16:39 AM
Yet again, something I have been performing for years only to find there's a term for it.


/kidding
 
2010-09-18 10:21:48 AM
rumpelstiltskin: The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.

Why do pygmies have flat feet?
To stomp out burning forest fires.

/Why do elephants have flat feet?
//To stomp out burning pygmies
 
2010-09-18 10:24:10 AM
sandbar67: What a red rhino might actually look like:

Thanks for spoiling it for everybody, messing up Fark threads with your "facts". Although now that I think about it, firemen arriving in that car Tattoo drove on Fantasy Island is still pretty funny.
 
2010-09-18 10:24:27 AM
shirtsbyeric:
Step 1) Submit a link
Step 2) Edit Urban Dictionary
Step 3) Green Light!


Yeah, it would have been funnier without the running and anal bleeding, subby. But hey, go for over the top so it's easily noticed. Whatever.
 
2010-09-18 10:24:32 AM
rumpelstiltskin: The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.

This is what I stopped by to see! Thanks! :)
 
2010-09-18 10:24:46 AM
Fapinator: Yet another fake sex act in Urban Dictionary, and yet they won't accept my submission of

shiatgasm: the feeling of pleasure and release, sometimes intense, which may accompany defecation (or something like that)

Yeah, I know I didn't make up that expression, I only tried to submit it to Urban Dictionary.


Allan Sherman listed this as one of 10 base pleasures in his book "The Rape of the A*P*E".
 
2010-09-18 10:32:19 AM
The UD has it all wrong. Back when I was on the drinking team, the boys and I would go Hoggin', and once and a while one of use would get a 'bigger girl' who was having her time of the month, thus was coined the term 'Red Rhino', circa 1981 Berkeley, Ca.

You heard it here first.

/BTW: It wasn't called Hoggin' back then, we called it the 'Brown Bag Derby' or sometimes the 'Two Bag Derby'. I think most here will understand.
 
2010-09-18 10:32:36 AM
generaltimmy: They are just making this shiat up!

A sexual act in which the male partner of a relationship attaches a strap-on dildo to his head (resembling a horn.) The male then grunts and charges arcoss the room full blast into the female's rectum. Thus penetrating the anus and potentially causing serve anal bleeding.


Honey, I know what we're going to do today!
 
2010-09-18 10:32:46 AM
I think I've heard of that before - the UB version..

my dirty sanchez trumps your donkey punch
 
2010-09-18 10:33:25 AM
rumpelstiltskin: The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.

\\thread

\\\good question spawn73
 
2010-09-18 10:34:15 AM
Fapinator: shiatgasm: the feeling of pleasure and release, sometimes intense, which may accompany defecation (or something like that)

Never had a shiatgasm. I've had several fartgasms, however. At the time, it's the greatest feeling in the world...afterwards, it's just awkwardness.
 
2010-09-18 10:35:26 AM
rumpelstiltskin: The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.

HA! Thanks for that, made my morning.
 
2010-09-18 10:37:51 AM
Red rhino? Hoggin'? Pfft. The new hotness is the Chilean miner.

That's where she goes to the bottom of your shaft and stays there till Christmas.

/window seat
 
2010-09-18 10:38:14 AM
Wow. My dad was a firefighter for over 20 years, and I hung out at the station, and I never heard the term "Red Rhino" before today.

That's a new, mostly-useless vehicle, huh?

My dad just drove his own red Ford F-150 to fires, or to the station if there was time or a need for him to be on the big trucks. It was fun blowing through red lights.
 
2010-09-18 10:48:52 AM
Diner Sushi: Red rhino? Hoggin'? Pfft. The new hotness is the Chilean miner.

That's where she goes to the bottom of your shaft and stays there till Christmas.

/window seat


That joke's so farking tired at this point you'll likely not even get a second look in the line outside the pearly gates for it.
 
2010-09-18 10:50:07 AM
Mangoose: shirtsbyeric:
Step 1) Submit a link
Step 2) Edit Urban Dictionary
Step 3) Green Light!

Yeah, it would have been funnier without the running and anal bleeding, subby. But hey, go for over the top so it's easily noticed. Whatever.


So is your theory that subby added the term 4+ years ago waiting for a story featuring a "red rhino" or that subby is a time traveler?
 
2010-09-18 11:14:23 AM
Moronic immature jokes that only entertain simple minded people aside, here is what a Singapore Red Rhino really is

Moronic immature jokes that only entertain simple minded people aside, here is what a Singapore Red Rhino really is (new window)
 
2010-09-18 11:22:55 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Moronic immature jokes that only entertain simple minded people aside, here is what a Singapore Red Rhino really is

Moronic immature jokes that only entertain simple minded people aside, here is what a Singapore Red Rhino really is (new window)


that's pretty cool, actually
 
2010-09-18 11:23:31 AM
SharkTrager: Mangoose: shirtsbyeric:
Step 1) Submit a link
Step 2) Edit Urban Dictionary
Step 3) Green Light!

Yeah, it would have been funnier without the running and anal bleeding, subby. But hey, go for over the top so it's easily noticed. Whatever.

So is your theory that subby added the term 4+ years ago waiting for a story featuring a "red rhino" or that subby is a time traveler?


This. From the UD entry: "by Level 9 May 18, 2006". Shirtsbyeric, Flogster, and Mangoose can suck it.

/Not subby
 
2010-09-18 11:27:59 AM
SharkTrager: Mangoose: shirtsbyeric:
Step 1) Submit a link
Step 2) Edit Urban Dictionary
Step 3) Green Light!

Yeah, it would have been funnier without the running and anal bleeding, subby. But hey, go for over the top so it's easily noticed. Whatever.

So is your theory that subby added the term 4+ years ago waiting for a story featuring a "red rhino" or that subby is a time traveler?


www.thequickhour.com
 
2010-09-18 11:38:12 AM
ZeroCorpse: Wow. My dad was a firefighter for over 20 years, and I hung out at the station, and I never heard the term "Red Rhino" before today.

That's a new, mostly-useless vehicle, huh?


Maybe not, in Singapore they have trouble with congestion so its a plus if the vehicle can go where a fire truck can't.

Singaporean fire bike
www2.tripnet.se

Singaporean ambulance goped
www2.tripnet.se
 
2010-09-18 11:38:14 AM
A "red rocket" is a slang term for a dog erection and ya don't hear enough of it quite frankly.

i56.tinypic.com
 
2010-09-18 11:42:25 AM
Desmo: Back when I was on the drinking team, the boys and I would go Hoggin', and once and a while...

I think you're secretly still on the team.
 
2010-09-18 11:43:24 AM
SharkTrager: Mangoose: shirtsbyeric:
Step 1) Submit a link
Step 2) Edit Urban Dictionary
Step 3) Green Light!

Yeah, it would have been funnier without the running and anal bleeding, subby. But hey, go for over the top so it's easily noticed. Whatever.

So is your theory that subby added the term 4+ years ago waiting for a story featuring a "red rhino" or that subby is a time traveler?


What else do you think a Farker would use time travel for?
 
2010-09-18 11:44:13 AM
The_Original_Roxtar: what a fire bike might look like

Is the throttle on the left hand of a firebike?

some brit firebikes
 
2010-09-18 11:48:33 AM
SCDF sent one fire engine, two fire bikes, one red rhino, one support vehicle and one ambulance amber lamps, all of which arrived within eight minutes.

Fixed that for them.
 
2010-09-18 12:31:34 PM
Good picture taken by a shiatty photographer (new window)

SCDF sounds like they really have it going on. If it weren't so farking cold here in the winter, I'd lobby for a Red Rhino to replace our old brush truck.
 
2010-09-18 12:38:12 PM
fyrewede: Here I was sure they'd taken a tip from The Gods Must Be Crazy...

Ha, I never really thought of it that way before.
What about the watape tree?
 
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