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(TMZ)   Guess how Lindsay Lohan's court-mandated drug test turned out?   (tmz.com) divider line 93
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2010-09-17 05:43:20 PM
POP TARTS!
 
2010-09-17 05:44:19 PM
I just look out my window and I am looking at the sky. It's that color, I cant put my finger on it. somebody help me. sort of a faded shade of black?


whoops I just spilled some water on me and now I am all what's that term when water gets on you?
 
2010-09-17 05:46:14 PM
Jesus.
 
2010-09-17 05:47:03 PM
Yellow?
 
2010-09-17 05:47:07 PM
good corn harvest this year
 
2010-09-17 05:54:25 PM
Kitwilly: I just look out my window and I am looking at the sky. It's that color, I cant put my finger on it. somebody help me. sort of a faded shade of black?


whoops I just spilled some water on me and now I am all what's that term when water gets on you?


gray wet?
 
2010-09-17 05:55:07 PM
So will she spend more than 3 weeks in jail and 2 weeks in rehab this time?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2010-09-17 05:56:26 PM
POTATO!!!!

/whatdidiwin?
 
2010-09-17 05:56:42 PM
It was a poppy seed muffin.
 
2010-09-17 05:57:23 PM
Put that biatch back in stir. At least 6 months this time.
 
2010-09-17 05:58:50 PM
RabidDog: It was a poppy seed muffin.

Yep a meth chip poppy seed muffin smothered in cocaine
 
2010-09-17 06:08:36 PM
ongbok: RabidDog: It was a poppy seed muffin.

Yep a meth chip poppy seed muffin smothered in cocaine


Now I'm hungry.
 
2010-09-17 06:11:41 PM
ongbok: RabidDog: It was a poppy seed muffin.

Yep a meth chip poppy seed muffin smothered in cocaine


And where does one find that muffin?

For scientific purposes only, of course.
 
2010-09-17 06:16:13 PM
It wasn't her fault. She was just minding her own business when a bunch of loose cocaine flew up her nose. Could have happened to anybody.
 
2010-09-17 06:18:37 PM
It was her friend's urine!
 
2010-09-17 06:21:11 PM
That's what she gets for tonguing Paris Hilton's twat.
 
2010-09-17 06:21:39 PM
I'm curious about something...

From what i've read on TMZ and other sites, the state hasn't even gotten to file anything on this yet, the DA hasn't even seen the paperwork. Couldn't this leak cause some legal issues for the prosecution? I imagine there's some privacy issues going on there.

/that said, if she did fail, and there's no issues, stop playing favorites you shlocks, send her to jail for the full term, no questions, no bullshiat. she should do the entire time
//my bet is she does a couple of slap-on-the-wrist days.
 
2010-09-17 06:22:05 PM
Dan Quayle does not approve.
 
2010-09-17 07:03:52 PM
photos.imageevent.com
 
2010-09-17 07:08:08 PM
Her hit and run with the baby stroller makes so much more sense now.
 
2010-09-17 07:23:19 PM
You gotta screw up pretty bad to get popped for cocaine in your system. To the best of my knowledge it's only detectable for 2 days.
 
2010-09-17 08:18:23 PM
She is legend.
 
2010-09-17 08:25:47 PM
FredaDeStilleto: She is legend.

She has to die of an O.D. before that happens. Don't crown her a Janice Joplin yet.
 
2010-09-17 08:58:57 PM
The rules don't apply to her and the rest of us are jealous. Or beyond tired.
 
2010-09-17 08:59:31 PM
More chemicals than a Monsanto Superfund site?
 
2010-09-17 09:01:01 PM
ParadisePornoTheater: The rules don't apply to her and the rest of us are jealous. Or beyond tired.

I actually rather pity her. She got used as a cash cow from the time she was a small child by selfish, idiotic douchebag parents who cared more about making sure she kept paying the bills than they did about you know, parenting.

And I think most people would have a tough time with becoming really wealthy as a teenager and having no one on their side to keep them grounded.
 
2010-09-17 09:01:09 PM
Thirty days in jail that will turn out to be about five days.
 
2010-09-17 09:02:35 PM
Should have done the full 90 days, honey. At 23 days sober, you were just starting to come out of the fog when they let you go back to your old playgrounds. Of course you failed, you haven't really TRIED.
 
2010-09-17 09:03:09 PM
oryx: Thirty days in jail that will turn out to be about five days hours.

FTFY
 
2010-09-17 09:07:12 PM
Lock her up for six months at least.

/thank god. I don't have any addictions.
//of course, I *am* drinking wine right now though
 
2010-09-17 09:07:18 PM
ongbok: So will she spend more than 3 weeks in jail and 2 weeks in rehab this time?

My money is she will OD before day 1
 
2010-09-17 09:08:29 PM
One source connected with Lindsay tells TMZ ... "People with addiction problems don't get better magically, and she's really been making an effort to make herself better."

You know how she could really really make an effort? Stop taking drugs.
 
2010-09-17 09:08:47 PM
ongbok: So will she spend more than 3 weeks in jail and 2 weeks in rehab this time?

You monster! This is Lindsey Lohan! She'll take a guided tour of the jail, given some Librium for the shakes and be sent on her on her way, completely healed.
 
2010-09-17 09:16:49 PM
I was such a hardcore Lohan advocate. . . I just don't know what the hell is going on with her.

Now, really, I believe I will have to pay to bump her up in my death pool. If I were her, I would just off myself, a la Heath Ledger.

/heh... "bump"
 
2010-09-17 09:18:33 PM
jasonjeffrey.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-09-17 09:19:39 PM
LaurenAguilera: I was such a hardcore Lohan advocate. . . I just don't know what the hell is going on with her.

Now, really, I believe I will have to pay to bump her up in my death pool. If I were her, I would just off myself, a la Heath Ledger.

/heh... "bump"


Angel Lindsay
Spread you wings high over me me

fly on my sweet angel
fly on through the sky
fly on my sweet angel
tommorrow I'll get another slut
 
2010-09-17 09:20:34 PM
They should drop the charges and start focusing on some real crime. Not just for her, everybody. If she has an addiction problem, she needs counceling, not jail. If she just like to party, she should call me.
 
2010-09-17 09:20:55 PM
muck4doo: LaurenAguilera: I was such a hardcore Lohan advocate. . . I just don't know what the hell is going on with her.

Now, really, I believe I will have to pay to bump her up in my death pool. If I were her, I would just off myself, a la Heath Ledger.

/heh... "bump"

Angel Lindsay
Spread you wings high over me me

fly on my sweet angel
fly on through the sky
fly on my sweet angel
tommorrow I'll get another slut


Tomorrow!? I'm already leaning towards Miley Cyrus.
 
2010-09-17 09:21:10 PM
She's gonna say "It wasn't my pee."
 
2010-09-17 09:21:22 PM
FredaDeStilleto: She is legend.

www.aquateencentral.com

Mega...ultra Lindsay? No! Shh....
 
2010-09-17 09:23:36 PM
LaurenAguilera: I will have to pay to bump her up in my death pool

I still contend that she will outlive us all, a la Keith Richards.
 
2010-09-17 09:25:40 PM
LaurenAguilera: muck4doo: LaurenAguilera: I was such a hardcore Lohan advocate. . . I just don't know what the hell is going on with her.

Now, really, I believe I will have to pay to bump her up in my death pool. If I were her, I would just off myself, a la Heath Ledger.

/heh... "bump"

Angel Lindsay
Spread you wings high over me me

fly on my sweet angel
fly on through the sky
fly on my sweet angel
tommorrow I'll get another slut

Tomorrow!? I'm already leaning towards Miley Cyrus.


Is she 18 yet? I have only pure thoughts when it comes to minor females.
 
2010-09-17 09:25:45 PM
It turned out exactly like I said it would yesterday in the last thread of the day.

"Not that it matters, everyone can see that this will end poorly anyway. She really hasn't got any incentive to behave at this point, because she can't find what she believes to be "suitable" work. Trainwreck in 3...2..1..."

Right on cue, honey. Thanks.
 
2010-09-17 09:27:53 PM
It wasn't her urine, she was holding it for someone else.
 
2010-09-17 09:28:31 PM
Mugato: LaurenAguilera: I will have to pay to bump her up in my death pool

I still contend that she will outlive us all, a la Keith Richards.


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This is perhaps because he cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
 
2010-09-17 09:36:39 PM
farkstorm: They should drop the charges and start focusing on some real crime. Not just for her, everybody. If she has an addiction problem, she needs counceling, not jail. If she just like to party, she should call me.

Normally I would agree, but in this case she's proven she can't keep her addiction within the confines of her own body. Addicts who harm other people should absolutely get jail time, knock some sense into 'em. And if they still can't get over their stupid problem, then lock 'em up forever. Who cares about them? So what if they've got problems? I've got problems, everyone's got problems.
 
2010-09-17 09:37:34 PM
She fixes the cable?
 
2010-09-17 09:38:00 PM
muck4doo: LaurenAguilera: muck4doo: LaurenAguilera: I was such a hardcore Lohan advocate. . . I just don't know what the hell is going on with her.

Now, really, I believe I will have to pay to bump her up in my death pool. If I were her, I would just off myself, a la Heath Ledger.

/heh... "bump"

Angel Lindsay
Spread you wings high over me me

fly on my sweet angel
fly on through the sky
fly on my sweet angel
tommorrow I'll get another slut

Tomorrow!? I'm already leaning towards Miley Cyrus.

Is she 18 yet? I have only pure thoughts when it comes to minor females.


She is over the age of consent. That's all that matters to me.

/in mah mind
 
2010-09-17 09:39:41 PM
farkstorm: They should drop the charges and start focusing on some real crime. Not just for her, everybody. If she has an addiction problem, she needs counceling, not jail. If she just like to party, she should call me.

The problem is that she likes to get fark up and drive. Hell she just damned near ran over a baby and took off.
 
2010-09-17 09:40:57 PM
DrMcNinja: Mugato: LaurenAguilera: I will have to pay to bump her up in my death pool

I still contend that she will outlive us all, a la Keith Richards.



This is perhaps because he cannot be killed by conventional weapons.


That movie was on today :)
 
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