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(Orlando Sentinel)   It's fun to do activities with the kids as a family, like camping or shoplifting at Wal-Mart. Some advice: Don't forget bug spray in that first example, and try not to forgot the baby while fleeing security in the second   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 19
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2010-09-16 12:38:14 PM
And if you did forgot, let it go man. Cause it's gone.
 
2010-09-16 12:39:34 PM
This reminds me of the Married with Children where they live in the Grocery Store and have a showdown challenge with the Jeffersons with their souped up shopping cart...
 
2010-09-16 12:40:15 PM
It was only 6 months old so it's not like the were all that attached to it yet.
 
2010-09-16 12:41:23 PM
Maybe they left because of the jizz all over the toys.
 
2010-09-16 12:42:53 PM
Properly assigned Florida tag, but when are we going to get a Wal-Mart tag?
 
2010-09-16 12:44:34 PM
DVDave: Properly assigned Florida tag, but when are we going to get a Wal-Mart tag?

I'd rather see a Spliffy tag before a Wal-mart tag.

/new tags are not to be taken lightly
//still not a fan of the fail tag
 
2010-09-16 12:46:18 PM
I was once left alone in a Walmart when I was a baby. My mother was a bearded hermaphrodite who worked as a waiter... but thankfully, she wasn't Grace Slick... so I have that going for me...
 
2010-09-16 12:49:17 PM
While working at Walmart, we watched a woman fill up her baby's stroller with CDs, DVDs and other impulse items for about an hour. The long amount of time allowed the cops to be outside waiting. Upon approaching her in the vestibule, she ran for the outside doors using the stroller as a ramming device, then saw the cops. She reached into the stroller, took the baby out and threw it towards us.

Fake baby.

We all have no career in football.... baby thuds on the ground and the head pops off.

Woman starts laughing hysterically and lets the cops cuff her.

Damn thieves
 
2010-09-16 12:50:10 PM
"A woman and her children left their baby..."

Is that the right choice of words?
 
2010-09-16 12:56:56 PM
Evil_ferret: "A woman and her children left their baby..."

Is that the right choice of words?


Well, it IS a Wal*Mart in Florida after all...
 
2010-09-16 12:57:25 PM
The children were turned over to the custody of the father.

I'm guessing daddy probably isn't that great of a parental figure either.
Sure, mom could have some mental issues and dad is an upstanding person. That could happen I suppose. But what are the chances of it?
More likely he was at home waiting for them to get back with haul so they could sell it for crack.
 
2010-09-16 12:58:42 PM
Camping at Wal-Mart?

/grammar check
 
2010-09-16 12:58:59 PM
My best picture of the mother is unconscious and convulsing. If we're all lucky maybe she'll only have six or eight more.
 
2010-09-16 01:02:52 PM
bump: I was once left alone in a Walmart when I was a baby. My mother was a bearded hermaphrodite who worked as a waiter... but thankfully, she wasn't Grace Slick... so I have that going for me...

Your mom sounds hot
 
2010-09-16 01:14:50 PM
The sooner that baby learns to defend for itself the better.
 
2010-09-16 01:44:54 PM
Looking at TFA, it seems that the author was getting a kick out of the Walmart spokeswoman's last name, which was Concepcion. It's used a couple extra times that it didn't need to be, just from an editing POV.

That being said, is this mom being nominated for Mother of the Year? Because teaching a teen and a pre-teen that stealing is okay, plus abandoning an infant in hopes that you'll evade police seems like she should be nominated.

/I do like the use of the Florida tag
//But there are so many stories about Walmart, I'd be open to having a tag for it
 
2010-09-16 02:49:58 PM
Did they also forgot how babby was formed?
 
2010-09-16 04:43:08 PM
strangveyn: Did they also forgot how babby was formed?

From the sperm smeared on the toys?
 
2010-09-16 05:49:05 PM
Oh gawd, that's the Wal-Mart closest to my house. I'm really not surprised though - North Lauderdale has gone WAY down hill. I'm betting the woman was either Jamaican or white trash.
 
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