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(Daily Kos)   DailyKos takes the electorally necessary step of ensuring that Dem voters don't kill themselves before November by posting a list of 100 reasons to put off suicide. Subby thinks they should reconsider #15, but #31 is pretty awesome   ( dailykos.com) divider line
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2010-09-16 10:42:33 AM  
Baraka is AWESOME. I've seen it like 30 times. No, I was not high all of those times.
 
2010-09-16 11:38:54 AM  
"Remembering how hot you were 20 years ago."

Uh, actually that makes me pretty sad.

/shadow of my former self
 
2010-09-16 12:08:10 PM  

mryoop789: Baraka is AWESOME. I've seen it like 30 times. No, I was not high all of those times.


Agreed. Certainly worth watching more than once. Stoned AND straight.
 
2010-09-16 12:24:36 PM  

mryoop789: Baraka is AWESOME


Really? 'Cause I have some of his old campaign stickers. You want to buy 'em?
 
2010-09-16 12:51:51 PM  
101. "My continuing to get up each morning profoundly pisses off people who richly deserve it."
 
2010-09-16 01:32:04 PM  
I have a list like this on my wall at home. Sometimes it's the only thing that gets me out of bed.
 
2010-09-16 01:33:58 PM  
#42 is actually the leading cause of suicide in the US.
 
2010-09-16 01:34:00 PM  
Could this author be any more of a walking stereotype?

Several things on that list make me want to kill myself.
 
2010-09-16 01:35:32 PM  

res_nihil: Could this author be any more of a walking stereotype?

Several things on that list make me want to kill myself.


Their liberal bleeding heart actually left a stain on my monitor.
 
2010-09-16 01:35:35 PM  
FTA"Remembering how hot you were 20 years ago."



I was 11.

But I guess pedobear might have thought I was hot.
 
2010-09-16 01:36:07 PM  
101. Double Rainbows
 
2010-09-16 01:36:27 PM  

ackb4r: FTA"Remembering how hot you were 20 years ago."

I was 11.

But I guess pedobear might have thought I was hot.


TooOld.jpg
 
2010-09-16 01:37:31 PM  

sboyle1020:
Their liberal bleeding heart actually left a stain on my monitor.


Stop blaming libs for O'Donnel.

And get some tissues. Cripes. Starting to smell like an oyster bed died in here.
 
2010-09-16 01:38:01 PM  

sboyle1020: #42 is actually the leading cause of suicide in the US.


I can believe that.
 
2010-09-16 01:38:24 PM  
What sissified commie pinko made that list.
 
2010-09-16 01:40:02 PM  
Remember libtards..............make it count!

img834.imageshack.us
 
2010-09-16 01:40:11 PM  
12. Babies!

13. Gay rights! Yay! We can haz it!



Riiight. Tell that to the gay couples in Florida who can foster but not adopt.

/THINKOFTHECHILDREN
//oddly enough, this list reminded me why I avoid that site
 
2010-09-16 01:40:47 PM  
Why bother? I thought the deceased were among the most reliable of democratic voters.
 
2010-09-16 01:40:58 PM  

Tech N9ne: Remember libtards..............make it count!


Welcome to Fark. Sorry you're here.
 
2010-09-16 01:41:02 PM  
I only need one to keep me getting up in the morning.
 
2010-09-16 01:41:35 PM  
That seemed more like a list of reasons to kill yourself.

Kids/Babies? Death
Rachel Maddow? Death
Twilight? Death
Harry Potter? Death
Planning vacations? Death
Smelly Candles? Death
Pictures that prove I was once 100 pounds lighter? Really depressing Death
Al Franken? Death
Teabaggers? Death

Though, that monkey chant thing was pretty damn awesome...
 
2010-09-16 01:42:07 PM  
what no "because the bible says so"? fundamental difference btwn. the (D) and (R. although all are usually religious, only one forces the book on you.
 
2010-09-16 01:42:34 PM  

sboyle1020: res_nihil: Could this author be any more of a walking stereotype?

Several things on that list make me want to kill myself.

Their liberal bleeding heart actually left a stain on my monitor.


Conservatives are SUCH pussies.

Oh yeah, that's #102.
 
2010-09-16 01:42:35 PM  
102 CSPAN just became a whole lot hotter
www.eworldpost.com

Senator O'Donnell
 
2010-09-16 01:43:30 PM  
Thinking about my favourite memory. Basking in it. Aah.
 
2010-09-16 01:43:45 PM  
101. The Blue Oyster

/Where a list this gay belongs
 
2010-09-16 01:43:46 PM  
105: You haven't murdered all the other people who richly deserve it.
 
2010-09-16 01:44:36 PM  

bighairyguy: 101. The Blue Oyster

/Where a list this gay belongs


They have a cult now, I hear.
 
2010-09-16 01:45:29 PM  
Yeah, I got down to the Twilight one and decided that most of the list was probably very good reasons to off oneself.
 
2010-09-16 01:45:55 PM  
Really, if polticians make you want to not kill yourself you are doing it wrong.
 
2010-09-16 01:45:57 PM  
#57 rather makes me want to kill large amounts of people..... >.> "Change change change!" yeah from broke to broker.
 
2010-09-16 01:46:26 PM  

abb3w: 101. "My continuing to get up each morning profoundly pisses off people who richly deserve it."


*golf clap* To spite those who need spiting is a noble endeavor.
 
2010-09-16 01:46:47 PM  

cheetahsaresexy: Yeah, I got down to the Twilight one and decided that most of the list was probably very good reasons to off oneself.


Well that and the "author" goes by "Colorado is the shiznit".
 
2010-09-16 01:46:53 PM  
Absolutely nothing on that lists negates the fact that life is a bleak and pointless existence in which only ceasing to exist is the only method to permanently stop the throbbing pain.
 
2010-09-16 01:46:53 PM  

abb3w: 101. "My continuing to get up each morning profoundly pisses off people who richly deserve it."


Already covered under #80.

irishdncr83: #57 rather makes me want to kill large amounts of people..... >.> "Change change change!" yeah from broke to broker.


Also covered under #80

/i keed, i keed
 
2010-09-16 01:47:29 PM  
Ok, DailyKos says don't kill yourself. Ball's in your court Republicans: Are you really going to bow down and do take orders from them?
 
2010-09-16 01:48:10 PM  

Nightsweat: bighairyguy: 101. The Blue Oyster

/Where a list this gay belongs

They have a cult now, I hear.


I heard their motto is 'do not fear the reaper'.
 
2010-09-16 01:48:13 PM  
As a native of DC, let me add #101:

The return of the Blonde Republican Sex Kitten.

// Republican girls are hotter
 
2010-09-16 01:50:02 PM  

Jonathan Hohensee: Absolutely nothing on that lists negates the fact that life is a bleak and pointless existence in which only ceasing to exist is the only method to permanently stop the throbbing pain.


Shouldn't you be in a dark room cutting yourself while listening to Linkin Park right now?
 
2010-09-16 01:51:07 PM  
I think it's funny that 2 years after getting a Dem president, a Dem House and a super majority Dem senate, Democrats need a list of reasons not to kill themselves.
 
2010-09-16 01:51:37 PM  
Oh, come ON Farkcons!

Somebody hands you object proof of the libs' demoralized state and you can't even think of ONE joke to make about it?

Would you like some ideas?
 
2010-09-16 01:53:06 PM  
WTF 59 WTF
 
2010-09-16 01:54:53 PM  

dillengest: Ok, DailyKos says don't kill yourself. Ball's in your court Republicans: Are you really going to bow down and do take orders from them?


Heh when was the last time Kos was addressing Republicans with his crying?
 
2010-09-16 01:55:04 PM  

abmoraz: That seemed more like a list of reasons to kill yourself.

Kids/Babies? Death
Rachel Maddow? Death
Twilight? Death
Harry Potter? Death
Planning vacations? Death
Smelly Candles? Death
Pictures that prove I was once 100 pounds lighter? Really depressing Death
Al Franken? Death
Teabaggers? Death



i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-16 01:55:06 PM  

Nightsweat: bighairyguy: 101. The Blue Oyster

/Where a list this gay belongs

They have a cult now, I hear.


Careful now, that's my favorite group.

/No charge for the setup
 
2010-09-16 01:55:19 PM  

snake_beater: Nightsweat: bighairyguy: 101. The Blue Oyster

/Where a list this gay belongs

They have a cult now, I hear.

I heard their motto is 'do not fear the reaper'.


You're thinking of the Thanotoptic sect. The Annhilative sect has the motto 'Go go Godzilla'.
 
2010-09-16 01:55:45 PM  
#101:
Sooner or leter, I'll run into this aging preppy chick in a bar here in Delaware when she's all washed up (i.e., after November 5th).
img832.imageshack.us
I'll fark her, but I'll do a rush job and disappoint the shiat out of her.
 
2010-09-16 01:57:03 PM  
#31?

Really? No one posted this (new window) yet?

/Best I could find on short notice
 
2010-09-16 01:57:25 PM  
Rachel Maddow?

Where's the cyanide.
 
2010-09-16 01:58:00 PM  
My thoughts on the Author: I give even odds she attempts suicide before Christmas.
 
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