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(AOL News)   One-legged man outruns cops who really didn't expect him to circle back   (aolnews.com) divider line 33
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2010-09-16 08:08:44 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-09-16 08:08:56 AM
One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot

Heh. Brilliant.
 
2010-09-16 08:09:12 AM
You should see him in an ass kickin' contest..
 
2010-09-16 08:09:41 AM
DAMMIT GEORGE BUSH
 
2010-09-16 08:20:35 AM
What a running George Bush might look like:

www.jsrc.org
 
2010-09-16 08:29:03 AM
I'm shocked that a one-legged man could out run the police.

cdn.holytaco.com

/Okay not really
 
2010-09-16 08:29:09 AM
What? The Florida tag get the day off?
 
2010-09-16 08:31:03 AM
in the world of the 300lbs patrolmen, the one-legged man is king
 
2010-09-16 09:11:47 AM
I'm not sure which is funnier the real headline or the Fark headline. I literally have tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard.
 
2010-09-16 09:19:08 AM
This story is just chock full of WIN.
 
2010-09-16 09:19:17 AM
FTW!
 
2010-09-16 09:22:08 AM
well done Hop-Along Cassidy Bush

/perhaps Topper was on standby and he road for the mountains!
 
2010-09-16 09:23:00 AM
SideOfBacon: well done Hop-Along Cassidy Bush

/perhaps Topper was on standby and he rode for the mountains!


FTFMS
 
2010-09-16 09:27:02 AM
But law enforcement officials say they called off their pursuit when the motorist began driving erratically.

Good to see the cops put forth maximum effort.
 
2010-09-16 09:27:47 AM
SmackLT: DAMMIT GEORGE BUSH

I guess he's been working on that gym tan laundry huh.
 
2010-09-16 09:39:40 AM
SlagginOff: But law enforcement officials say they called off their pursuit when the motorist began driving erratically.

Good to see the cops put forth maximum effort.


Better to catch him later than to risk collateral property damage and/or serious injury or death in the community.
 
2010-09-16 09:51:51 AM
I blame Bush.....oh wait
 
2010-09-16 09:57:24 AM
He can't run, but he can hide

haha, that's pretty funny Mr. Ben Muessig, I'm mean for a journalist. Of course it would have been funnier if the whole point of your article hadn't been that the one-legged man did, in fact, outrun the police.

/amputee jokes are funny
 
2010-09-16 10:21:20 AM
Better than the 1 armed man in the rowboat
 
zez
2010-09-16 10:27:15 AM
I like a man with one leg. You like that look? I like that look. the way he walks up to you, like if he always has something important to say.
"it's kind of slippery out there."
"Thank-you one legged man!"
"the elevator's broken"
"That guys helping everybody out. he's got information. Thank-you one legged man"
"Oh, it's alright"
 
2010-09-16 10:30:10 AM
George Bush looks MUCH different then when he was in office. He must really have been working hard on his ranch. Naked. In the sun. Notice it wasn't the loss of a leg that was surprising.
 
2010-09-16 10:30:20 AM
It must be really difficult to drive a car with one leg.
 
2010-09-16 10:30:32 AM
The cops need to check out one of the local eateries.
img84.imageshack.us
 
2010-09-16 10:34:14 AM
At his trial he won't have a leg to stand on.
 
2010-09-16 10:38:45 AM
Milos Hattrick: It must be really difficult to drive a car with one leg.

my cars usually have 5 wheels , not sure how a one legged car would work ,

// left turn only ?
// reaching
// 5th wheel
 
2010-09-16 11:00:23 AM
SlagginOff: But law enforcement officials say they called off their pursuit when the motorist began driving erratically.

Good to see the cops put forth maximum effort.


That's actually the smart thing to do. You don't want someone to get killed by a police cruiser trying to keep up with a crazy driver.
 
2010-09-16 11:27:45 AM
He's probably hiding at a dove hunt.
 
2010-09-16 02:47:11 PM
This is the kind of thread that made me love Fark in the first place.
 
2010-09-16 04:21:56 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com

Nicely done, Submitter Person.
 
2010-09-16 04:31:01 PM
Milos Hattrick: It must be really difficult to drive a car with one leg.

Especially a stick-shift.
 
2010-09-16 06:28:33 PM
If he were able-bodied, they would have said he'd escaped on feet.
 
2010-09-16 10:19:34 PM
Dr Dreidel: Milos Hattrick: It must be really difficult to drive a car with one leg.

Especially a stick-shift.


If you know how to shift it without the clutch your golden!
 
2010-09-17 09:00:29 PM
Was he chasing a three-legged man with a two-legged woman? (new window)
 
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