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(WWL)   Naked woman steals taxi. Her mugshot resembles zonked-out Angelina Jolie. Cops say alcohol was involved. And yes, you'd hit it like a California gas-main eruption   (wwl.com ) divider line
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2010-09-14 08:35:50 AM  
i55.tinypic.com
 
2010-09-14 08:36:27 AM  
Looks like AIDS.
 
2010-09-14 08:41:02 AM  
St. Clair Shores people are Jersey Shores Wannabes.


Just sayin'.
 
2010-09-14 08:44:13 AM  
You guys need to use your big brain a little bit regarding issues like this one. If you make a baby with a lady like that, you would likely be forced to spend the rest of your life dealing with her insanity. If you happen to think she is physically attractive, remember that craziness is usually much more durable than beauty. A crazy woman can give you a short and miserable life ... and don't forget that her children would probably be crazy also.
 
2010-09-14 08:45:17 AM  
What a nakkid woman would look like...oh, wait...new fark.

/never mind.
 
2010-09-14 08:53:05 AM  
forbiddenplanet.co.uk
 
2010-09-14 09:02:17 AM  
FTA:
charges of unauthorized use of a movable,...

A movable what? That seems kinda non-specific..

/A movable feast?
//Quite possibly...
 
2010-09-14 09:02:50 AM  
I would hit that so hard BP would have to assign a clean-up crew afterwards.
 
2010-09-14 09:04:14 AM  
To you guys that say you'd hit it.
Have you ever seen a girl before?
 
2010-09-14 09:09:04 AM  
Yes. Yes I would.
 
2010-09-14 09:11:18 AM  
She doesn't and I wouldn't.

More Nikki Cox than Angelina Jolie.
 
2010-09-14 09:14:41 AM  
CastorPimp:

I put on my robe and wizard hat...
 
2010-09-14 09:17:42 AM  

haddie: monoski: Ron T Davenport: Cab driver sounds gay like he did not want an STD in exchange for a cab ride.


You're not supposed to reuse them, you cheap fark.
 
2010-09-14 09:22:08 AM  
passtheword.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-09-14 09:27:24 AM  
she makes me proud to call myself a Michigander.
 
2010-09-14 09:29:24 AM  

Smarshmallow: Looks like AIDS.


LOL
 
2010-09-14 09:29:53 AM  
Ecto gammat.

/mul-ti-pass
 
2010-09-14 09:37:56 AM  

monoski: Ron T Davenport: Cab driver sounds gay like he did not want an STD in exchange for a cab ride.


Yes, because all women who have sex carry dangerous STDs.

I just love the Fark virgins. I can't have something, so I'm going to despise it.

If you're smart, you can have sex with lots and lots of hot women without your dick falling off. Or you can sit back and snipe at people who do. Have fun playing WarCraft.
 
2010-09-14 09:42:09 AM  
She looks tasty. I would definitely hold her hand and cuddle with her.
 
2010-09-14 09:43:19 AM  

Tommy Moo: monoski: Ron T Davenport: Cab driver sounds gay like he did not want an STD in exchange for a cab ride.

Yes, because all women who have sex carry dangerous STDs.

I just love the Fark virgins. I can't have something, so I'm going to despise it.

If you're smart, you can have sex with lots and lots of hot women without your dick falling off. Or you can sit back and snipe at people who do. Have fun playing WarCraft.


So very THIS
 
2010-09-14 09:45:23 AM  

Tommy Moo: monoski: Ron T Davenport: Cab driver sounds gay like he did not want an STD in exchange for a cab ride.

Yes, because all women who have sex carry dangerous STDs.

I just love the Fark virgins. I can't have something, so I'm going to despise it.

If you're smart, you can have sex with lots and lots of hot women without your dick falling off. Or you can sit back and snipe at people who do. Have fun playing WarCraft.


THIS!

nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats raw doggin' it.

/just make sure to serve her a Plan B martini for breakfast
 
2010-09-14 09:46:31 AM  

Indolent: Let's see.

From gone in 60 seconds.


Or "Life or Something Like That".

Not from the "Gia"/Elizabeth Mitchell era, but better than the "Eat a Sammich"/"Mommy Angie" era.

/and +1 to Subby for the San Bruno reference
 
2010-09-14 09:47:25 AM  
No. I don't think so. While I think she would clean up good, she has this chipmunk cheek thing going. Either she has three or four nuts of a chaw of tobacco in there.
 
2010-09-14 09:51:12 AM  
Would hit, but only if I could ensure that should could never find me afterwards.
 
2010-09-14 09:51:23 AM  
Before we get too excited...

www.designer-daily.com

/hot like Jennifer
 
2010-09-14 09:53:58 AM  
Maybe if the cab driver would have taken the time to hold her and let her know everything would be OK, she wouldn't have went off the deep end.

/visit the softer side of Fark.
 
2010-09-14 09:55:29 AM  

Indolent: Let's see.

From gone in 60 seconds.


....which is now playing on ABC Family channel.

//Que?
 
2010-09-14 09:57:13 AM  
@ Purdue Pete:

But she's got a beautiful face!

everytime a friend used to say that we always knew it was attached to a really big girl cause he was quite the chubby chaser.
 
2010-09-14 09:57:43 AM  

Hollywood Cole: Indolent: Let's see.

From gone in 60 seconds.

....which is now playing on ABC Family channel.

//Que?


That's how long the flick lasts after they edit it for that network.
 
2010-09-14 10:05:58 AM  
She's way hotter than Angelina stick figure
 
2010-09-14 10:06:52 AM  

discgolfguru: Hollywood Cole: Indolent: Let's see.

From gone in 60 seconds.

....which is now playing on ABC Family channel.

//Que?

That's how long the flick lasts after they edit it for that network.


I thought it was a strange movie to play on that channel. I think it was going to air after Frat House, Fat Camp for Attractive Fatties, and The Secret Life of Knocked up Teenage Sluts.
 
2010-09-14 10:11:41 AM  
would poke!
 
2010-09-14 10:12:20 AM  
The woman was reportedly uncooperative during the booking process.

Which probably means that the cops were having all kinds of fun with her in the 'process' because nobody would believe her shiat anyway, right? Har har har ;)
 
2010-09-14 10:16:16 AM  
FTFA:
She's charged with "unauthorized use of a movable"

What what what???

Was it a vibrating movable, or the jamming/sliding sort of a movable?
 
2010-09-14 10:20:34 AM  
Perhaps the cab driver would rather she have paid with something smaller.
 
2010-09-14 10:25:58 AM  
What kind of day and age are we living in when you can't sexually expose yourself?
 
2010-09-14 10:27:42 AM  
If you mean "the epicenter of a destructive event that destroyed 40 homes," then yes, I would have about the same reaction.


/omg! gtfo!
 
2010-09-14 10:37:49 AM  
She looks like a filthy Mexican hooker.
 
2010-09-14 10:37:59 AM  
I'm not really in to trannys.
 
2010-09-14 10:38:01 AM  

Luminaro: What kind of day and age are we living in when you can't sexually expose yourself?


The wrong one.
 
2010-09-14 10:41:36 AM  
Bet she does anal.
 
2010-09-14 10:49:06 AM  
Will she be listed as a sex offender now and have to notify her community?

/best knock on the door you've ever had
 
2010-09-14 11:10:50 AM  
In Covington? Really? Of all places she gets naked in a cab in Covington... Did she get lost on her way south?
 
2010-09-14 11:27:50 AM  

Mudflap: Would hit, but only if I could ensure that should could never find me afterwards.


Not me, if just for the fact that she COULD find me. All goes with my policy against the following:

i716.photobucket.com


NEVER shag anyone crazier than you are.
 
2010-09-14 11:31:58 AM  
cab driver iz teh ghey

/not that there's anything wrong with that(tm)
 
2010-09-14 11:33:58 AM  
As with Angelina, I wouldn't hit it except with a hakapik.
 
2010-09-14 11:35:55 AM  
Why would you hit an eruption? Headline is the stupid.
 
2010-09-14 11:43:07 AM  

SarahL: In Covington? Really? Of all places she gets naked in a cab in Covington... Did she get lost on her way south?


why, where do you get naked?
 
2010-09-14 11:49:10 AM  
Sounds like an attempt at a plot in a porno.
 
2010-09-14 11:58:54 AM  
It is about time we get a cazy naked lady story about a lady I would hit.
 
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