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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   At Walgreens you may be able to buy whipped cream, but you've got to wear somewhat more than that   (startribune.com ) divider line
    More: Cool, Walgreens, indecent exposure, bystanders, Moorhead, Tory Jacobson  
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2010-09-13 11:40:23 PM  
i90.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-13 11:43:02 PM  
i.crackedcdn.com
 
2010-09-13 11:44:30 PM  
Minnesota, 37 years old, and a "free thinker".

Yeah. I kinda think most of you would be glad you didn't see it.
 
2010-09-13 11:47:19 PM  
mimg.ugo.com

/shamelessly hotlinked
 
2010-09-13 11:49:31 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

/got nuthin
 
2010-09-13 11:49:50 PM  
I dunno... I've seen some very nice 37 year olds. Apparently the cop who took her home saw something he liked. You will notice TFA didn't say she was taken to her own home.
 
2010-09-13 11:50:55 PM  
slapstickstuff.com

Approves.

/hot
//Slapstick Stuff (new window) (Kinda NSFW)
 
2010-09-13 11:51:01 PM  

Comsamvimes: Minnesota, 37 years old, and a "free thinker".

Yeah. I kinda think most of you would be glad you didn't see it.


NOPE ...don't be too good for naked ladies it's a mistake
 
2010-09-13 11:53:27 PM  
Would she have been ticketed for wearing a thong bathing suit in the same store?

I say Nay, Nay.
 
2010-09-13 11:54:18 PM  
Not Safe for Work Whipped Cream Hottie (new window)

/you're welcome
 
2010-09-13 11:54:47 PM  
Hmm. Can't totally sure that this is someone I want to see, so I'll say:

"Worthless without pics or an assurance by someone who has seen pics that I would not want to see them."
 
2010-09-13 11:55:22 PM  
The police failed to follow protocol by not tasing this menace to society. Pigs probably had her suck them off at gunpoint in the squad car during the ride home.
 
2010-09-13 11:57:01 PM  

ajivani: Not Safe for Work Whipped Cream Hottie (new window)


I'm at work now, but I see that the filename is "WhipCreamToliet.jpg"

Once again, not sure if want.
 
2010-09-13 11:57:21 PM  
Tag is for "Whip" !!!
 
2010-09-13 11:57:55 PM  
Of all the 'Faces of Wal...' oh Walgreen's? Yeah, it's probably a lose-lose either way.

/yeah, I'd still look
 
2010-09-13 11:58:16 PM  
Some people are just so boring.
 
2010-09-13 11:58:36 PM  

Fireproof: ajivani: Not Safe for Work Whipped Cream Hottie (new window)

I'm at work now, but I see that the filename is "WhipCreamToliet.jpg"

Once again, not sure if want.


I checked. Trust me, it's worth it.
 
2010-09-13 11:59:07 PM  
the woman told police she was a "free thinker" who was trying to attract attention and encourage people to defy society's norms.

I knew a woman like that back in the late Seventies - early Eighties. She was all kinds of fun. Go to her house, and off would come her clothes. Always. She was about 23 with a great body, too. One night we closed a bar downtown, and she convinced the bartender to lock the doors and keep serving a dozen of us for free. Hey - if he wasn't selling liquor, it wasn't illegal, right?

Within a half an hour after closing, she'd convinced all of us to go naked. She led by example. A good time was had by all.

And yes, at one point the bartender did bring out his supply of whipped cream ;)
 
2010-09-14 12:01:31 AM  

Comsamvimes: Minnesota, 37 years old, and a "free thinker".

Yeah. I kinda think most of you would be glad you didn't see it.


Don't be to quick to assume the negative. I've known quite a few women who were quite hot at 37, and in Minnesota, no less. And I was under 30 at the time, so my standards were still pretty high ;)
 
2010-09-14 12:04:15 AM  
My ex was so nasty,
only Dean's French Onion Dip could hide the scars, and the stubble.
 
2010-09-14 12:05:23 AM  
"Cool" tag? Hwe see hwhat you did there, Subby.
 
2010-09-14 12:07:13 AM  
I think I've seen this in a movie, once.

The movie ended with the girl getting gangbanged by the female pharmacist, the pizza delivery boy, and a cop.
 
2010-09-14 12:08:06 AM  

Fireproof: ajivani: Not Safe for Work Whipped Cream Hottie (new window)

I'm at work now, but I see that the filename is "WhipCreamToliet.jpg"

Once again, not sure if want.


There's just no love around here today.
 
2010-09-14 12:08:49 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-14 12:11:22 AM  
The last 37 year old I dated had one of the best looking bodies I've ever seen. One of those girls that you think it's all gonna fall apart when the clothes come off.. and then it doesn't. Plus she was a total nympho and insisted on no commitment up front. Damn that was fun.

Having said that "Free thinker" makes me think she probably needed shaving cream instead of whipped cream.
 
2010-09-14 12:11:37 AM  
What kind of uptight prude would call the police because there was a scantily clad (not nude) woman in public? I'm guessing a fat ugly chick.
 
2010-09-14 12:13:06 AM  
Oh my, Paul Giamatti has a sister in Minnesota.www.inforum.com
 
2010-09-14 12:13:49 AM  
defy society's norms.

Oh ya, ye know, I guess the copy editor was out to lunch that day.
 
2010-09-14 12:14:38 AM  

Comsamvimes: Minnesota, 37 years old, and a "free thinker".

Yeah. I kinda think most of you would be glad you didn't see it.


I'm going to agree with you here, but not for the reasons you listed. Face it, when these things happen, it's never done by the person you'd want to see wearing a whipped cream bikini.
 
2010-09-14 12:16:17 AM  

Goliath: Oh my, Paul Giamatti has a sister in Minnesota.



GHAA! That was her? Indecent exposure indeed.
 
2010-09-14 12:18:16 AM  
Yep. Story just took a really bad turn.
 
2010-09-14 12:19:03 AM  
I've seen the mugshot. Yet again the movies lie.
 
2010-09-14 12:19:52 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: What kind of uptight prude would call the police because there was a scantily clad (not nude) woman in public? I'm guessing a fat ugly chick.


Yeah, pretty much. Even if she was the definition of "opposite of hot," I would have considered it amusing.

/have known a few highly attractive, prudish females, though
//their personalities were fat
 
2010-09-14 12:22:15 AM  
www.dekedickerson.com
 
2010-09-14 12:23:09 AM  
"She said that if she did this at Sturgis, no one would look twice at her,"

That sums things up nicely.
 
2010-09-14 12:24:19 AM  
The problem with many of those "free-thinkers" is not only do they live free of societal norms but also soap, shampoo and razors.
 
2010-09-14 12:26:08 AM  
Seen my previous comments on Fark, I've noticed that I've turned into a jaded chauvinist.

God, getting used and played like a fiddle does change you for the worst.

/threadjack off
 
2010-09-14 12:27:22 AM  
It is however perfectly acceptable attire in a Rite-Aid.

Trust me I kno...
I mean I've heard that it is.
 
2010-09-14 12:27:50 AM  
"Police Lt. Tory Jacobson tells the newspaper the woman told police she was a "free thinker" who was trying to attract attention and encourage people to defy society's norms.

A bystander called police and gave the woman a blanket to cover herself."


In other words, she was a disgusting pig.
 
2010-09-14 12:29:19 AM  

hestheone: I dunno... I've seen some very nice 37 year olds. Apparently the cop who took her home saw something he liked. You will notice TFA didn't say she was taken to her own home.


She had a thong and pasties, AND whipped cream. Nothing exposed here.
 
2010-09-14 12:29:22 AM  
I'm surprised there was no "police think drugs or alcohol may have been involved".
 
2010-09-14 12:33:21 AM  
salacious little tart.
 
2010-09-14 12:35:36 AM  
t1.gstatic.com

Hey, pass over some of that Cool wHip
 
2010-09-14 12:42:26 AM  
In before the peopleofwalmart.com barrage...
 
2010-09-14 12:42:51 AM  
partial towel?
 
2010-09-14 01:03:49 AM  
A bystander called police and gave the woman a blanket to cover herself.

MOM!
 
2010-09-14 01:13:14 AM  
Ah, these are the stupid things that happen in Fargo/Moorhead.

More college kids need to die drinking, that usually get all the old people in a tizzy.

I'll patiently wait for the first freeze to happen.
 
2010-09-14 01:36:17 AM  
If only there was a picture of a girl doing a handstand for the sake of attracting attention...
 
2010-09-14 01:45:21 AM  

ajivani: Fireproof: ajivani: Not Safe for Work Whipped Cream Hottie (new window)

I'm at work now, but I see that the filename is "WhipCreamToliet.jpg"

Once again, not sure if want.

There's just no love around here today.


OK, I've seen it now and I approve, even if I still don't get the whole toilet thing.
 
2010-09-14 02:12:45 AM  

Goliath: Oh my, Paul Giamatti has a sister in Minnesota.



I was right.

The attractive folks never get a ticket for nudity.

Also, the attractive folks never get naked where you can see them.

It's always the dirty, hairy homeless dude with a boil on his ass the size of a mandarin orange who gets naked in public while you're around. These are a few of the unwritten laws of the universe, that Stephen Hawking is unlikely to explain.

Oh he'll know the answer, but he won't tell us, because that too is an unwritten law of the universe. Once you know... you lose the ability or motivation to tell anyone else. (I suspect it is somewhat related to Novikov's Law of Self-Consistency.)
 
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