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(My Fox DC)   Not news: College kid sends drunk email. News: To President Obama. FARK: And gets banned from the US for life   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 249
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2010-09-13 11:18:41 AM
Joanne Ferreira, of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, said there are about 60 reasons a person can be barred from visiting America.

I smell a McSweeney's list.
 
2010-09-13 11:22:31 AM
What's the kid's Fark handle?
 
2010-09-13 11:28:32 AM
"gets banned from the US for life"

According to what the kid said the local cops said to him. Reliable source.
 
2010-09-13 11:58:58 AM
What was the slur? What is a "P***k"? Punk? Puke?
 
2010-09-13 12:04:10 PM
unyon: What was the slur? What is a "P***k"? Punk? Puke?

Prick.
 
2010-09-13 12:04:45 PM
unyon: What was the slur? What is a "P***k"? Punk? Puke?

I believe the letters you may be looking for are "ric".
 
2010-09-13 12:09:06 PM
unyon: What was the slur? What is a "P***k"? Punk? Puke?

i.telegraph.co.uk

"Prick," but the "p" is silent.
 
2010-09-13 12:17:13 PM
Bit extreme of a reaction. Not like it really affects the kid though.
 
2010-09-13 12:20:31 PM
Wait so a Tea Partier can still protest with signs making racist references to Obama as a monkey. And emailing him a death threat won't get you kicked out of the country either.

So clearly the lesson is to obtain US citizenship before calling the new sherrif a *DONG*
 
2010-09-13 12:23:58 PM
Where do I get one of those globes?
 
2010-09-13 12:24:23 PM
Puck you Obama!
 
2010-09-13 12:24:49 PM
So did he get banned from just the one America, or all of them?
 
2010-09-13 12:25:20 PM
Freedom of speech*
 
2010-09-13 12:25:29 PM
Persona non grata is typically reserved for diplomats who would otherwise be immune to america's laws. Some college kid mouthing off to the president would not fall into that category.
 
2010-09-13 12:25:50 PM
I'm in favor of banning all chavs from entering the country, but this is a good start.

Also, this is what offbeat news looks like:
sharing.myfoxdc.com
 
2010-09-13 12:26:21 PM
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Wait so a Tea Partier can still protest with signs making racist references to Obama as a monkey. And emailing him a death threat won't get you kicked out of the country either.

So clearly the lesson is to obtain US citizenship before calling the new sherrif a *DONG*


Hey I look at it this way. back in the UK he at least wont get beaten and tazzed for stupid crap. Their cops are pussies.
 
2010-09-13 12:27:06 PM
Rapmaster2000: I'm in favor of banning all chavs from entering the country, but this is a good start.

Also, this is what offbeat news looks like:


"What about when I hit globe? Does hitting globe count as any key? It seems like more of a globe than a key, but it's on my keyboard. So I'm going to try to hit globe."
 
2010-09-13 12:27:22 PM
Can you imagine if there were people who called Bush something like that or even something worse? /sarcasm

If you are the POTUS expect to be called every name under the sun.

Calm down FBI, kid didn't say he was going to shoot Obama's p---k.
 
2010-09-13 12:28:37 PM
I think Obama was just upset that he was called a prick and there wasn't a picture attachment to explain it to him...
 
2010-09-13 12:28:42 PM
Don't worry kid.

No one wants to come here anyway.
 
2010-09-13 12:28:43 PM
Checkmate
 
2010-09-13 12:28:49 PM
FTFA: He said, "I don't remember exactly what I wrote as I was drunk. But I think I called Barack Obama a p***k. It was silly -- the sort of thing you do when you're a teenager and have had a few."

He's a f*cking liar and he knows exactly what he wrote, because it is stored in his "sent" folder. The reason that he hasn't shared the email with the press is because he knows why he's been banned. I smell a chavtastic yobbo with a couple of ASBOs.

The journalist in this story is obviously too busy writing a book, err, blog about laziness to have given any effort towards this story.
 
2010-09-13 12:29:03 PM
That's it? If you're gonna get banned from the US, you could at LEAST be the fall guy for a traitor or something useful.

t3.gstatic.com
 
2010-09-13 12:29:08 PM
How dare he insult the messiah with a perfectly harmless word? He should not only be banned from the US, but from the entire solar system! You just can't trust a 17-year old who uses foul language; thank god he's the only one.
 
2010-09-13 12:29:20 PM
This just reinforcess my hate of college kids. Intolerable mutts, the lot of them. No exceptions.
 
2010-09-13 12:30:00 PM
I wish I could get banned from America... it farking sucks here
 
2010-09-13 12:30:27 PM
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...
So do they kick me out of the U.S.? Where will I get to go?
e-mail has been sent.
I sent the "I can count to potato" pic and said this is Obama fixing the economy.
 
2010-09-13 12:30:53 PM
So, Fox is copy/pasting from the SUN and calling it news now?

The FOX Sun is there.

original article (new window) It is a Sun story, copied 100%. Seems odd
 
2010-09-13 12:32:36 PM
Not news: College kid sends drunk email. News: To President Obama.

No, I'm still gonna say that's "not news".
 
2010-09-13 12:33:13 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I wish I could get banned from America... it farking sucks here

I know, right? How's this law work when it's a citizen emailing the president calling him a p---k?
 
2010-09-13 12:33:21 PM
You're welcome?
 
2010-09-13 12:34:40 PM
I want a webpage with this tiled as the background...

sharing.myfoxdc.com
 
2010-09-13 12:34:44 PM
jbrooks544: So, Fox is copy/pasting from the SUN and calling it news now?

The FOX Sun is there.

original article (new window) It is a Sun story, copied 100%. Seems odd


Rupert Murdoch owns both of them.
 
2010-09-13 12:34:52 PM
xanadian: What's the kid's Fark handle?

Uhhh what? Most Farkers would let Obama sodomize them with an ice pick.
 
2010-09-13 12:35:05 PM
"It was silly -- the sort of thing you do when you're a teenager and have had a few"

I thought unprotected sex and cow tipping was what you do. Not threaten world leaders.
 
2010-09-13 12:35:21 PM
Apparently they don't have 4chan in Britain.
 
2010-09-13 12:35:22 PM
In other news, "prick" is now an obscenity.
 
2010-09-13 12:35:27 PM
It's a blessing in disguise, really.
 
2010-09-13 12:35:39 PM
jbrooks544: So, Fox is copy/pasting from the SUN and calling it news now?

The FOX Sun is there.

original article (new window) It is a Sun story, copied 100%. Seems odd


and that local fox website credits the author and provides a link you horse's ass.
 
2010-09-13 12:36:09 PM
From the comments:

They banned this kid for a word , yet allow ILLEGAL IMIGRANTS to stay.....This pretender to the Presidency and his entarouge of MISFITS have NO RIGHT to be in power and force FASCISM down our throats........Remember this is supposed to be a country of FREEDOMS, governed by law, NOT a nation of laws that strip away our freedoms................A bumber sticker once read Remember, its we the people, NOT me the president.

You know how I know you watch Beck?

Anyways, I figure a flamewar along these lines will come up (if it hasn't started already), but I remember a time way back when, a time Republicans forget, when their buddy Bush was in office and, amazingly, the same thing routinely happened then, predating the Brown Evil and his singlehanded unsupported usurping of America's democratic system.
 
2010-09-13 12:36:42 PM
You can tell by his picture in the Sun that he is actually really angry to be banned. With that pout and that earring, he's guaranteed to have been sending audition tapes for Jersey Shore.
 
2010-09-13 12:38:31 PM
he looks remarkably like the kid who shoved a remote up his pooper over a cancelled warcraft account
 
2010-09-13 12:38:38 PM
Help for skinned prick


totalsatisfaction.ca
 
2010-09-13 12:38:53 PM
I am 101% sure he did not get banned from the country for using the word prick.
 
2010-09-13 12:39:59 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I wish I could get banned from America... it farking sucks here

Dude, America likes poorly tatooed sleeves and a piss poor emo attitudes. You should like run for President, man.

brescher.net
 
2010-09-13 12:40:08 PM
factoryconnection: He's a f*cking liar and he knows exactly what he wrote, because it is stored in his "sent" folder. The reason that he hasn't shared the email with the press is because he knows why he's been banned. I smell a chavtastic yobbo with a couple of ASBOs.

The journalist in this story is obviously too busy writing a book, err, blog about laziness to have given any effort towards this story.


yeah that was my reaction to. Obviously the police had a copy of it and i'm sure they showed it to him. Basically, he made a threat against the president in the email. That's what gets you banned, but he doesn't want to admit it and be exposed for the cretin he is.
 
2010-09-13 12:40:41 PM
jeblis: Freedom of speech*

Rights don't apply to non-citizens, remember?
 
2010-09-13 12:40:50 PM
This kid sounds like the sort of yob who will eventually be banned from Greece, Spain, Portugal, Germany, The Netherlands and France.

The Irish will be fine with him; they have other ways of dealing with people who get out of hand in the wrong pubs.
 
2010-09-13 12:41:47 PM
i4.ytimg.com
So I told the prick to go fark himself.
 
2010-09-13 12:42:33 PM
At least he didn't call obama a spade...
 
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