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(Some Guy)   Wife of 320-lb paedophile: "I'm going to view the body so I can give him a good slap. I want to make sure he's dead so I can pawn his wedding ring"   (swns.com) divider line 129
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2010-09-13 11:39:07 AM  
Perhaps she should give herself a good slap for marrying a double-wide sex offender.
 
2010-09-13 12:08:01 PM  
"My main concern is the kids."

Well at least you two had something in common...
 
2010-09-13 12:21:14 PM  
She should slap the extra "a" out of him!
 
2010-09-13 12:42:28 PM  
aged 14, 15 and 16

Ephebophile
 
2010-09-13 01:29:55 PM  
I'd like to see the she-beast that bred with him.
 
2010-09-13 02:20:09 PM  
FTFA: Webb admitted promising his teenage victims £4,000 each if they took part in a fashion shoot. But when the father-of-five picked the girls up he drove them to a secluded field and forced them to perform sex acts on each other on June 27 last year.

Jeez his crime is like that scene in Fame.
 
2010-09-13 02:22:02 PM  
What's wrong with liking 16 year olds?

Its the age of consent in most states. Isn't 14 the age of consent is some parts of Europe?

You know 150 years ago girls age 12 or 13 would be expected to start a family...

Screw it...boobies!
 
2010-09-13 02:22:21 PM  
"It was just after X Factor had finished when I was told. It's a good job he didn't come before the end."

Oh, I bet he did...
 
2010-09-13 02:22:27 PM  
Damn. Sounds like she reacted in the exact proper fashion. What an arsehole.
 
2010-09-13 02:22:36 PM  
Wait, wait, wait. So a huge guy picks up 3 underage girls and threatens to kill them if they don't engage in a sexual act, and he is merely jailed for inciting minors to engage in a sex act, only 5 years?

W... T... F...

England is messed up. That should be Rape, minimum 15-20 years in jail for that guy. Irrelevant because he's dead but that is a very serious and violent crime IMO.
 
2010-09-13 02:25:04 PM  
couldn't they just run? sounds like he couldn't chase a slug...

also acts on each other not on him? sounds like movie somewhere on the internet...

/dnrtfa
 
2010-09-13 02:26:46 PM  
Cagey B: Perhaps she should give herself a good slap for marrying a double-wide sex offender.

Double Wide Sex Offender would be an awesome band name.
 
2010-09-13 02:26:54 PM  
Not going to argue about whether the dude was vile, sick, and twisted but honestly, how retarded do you have to be to think that you're going to get thousands of dollars/pounds/whatever from a fat, leather bound biker who says he's going to drive you to a "modeling shoot"? Have these girls never watched the news? Gone online? Spoken with their parents about why this is a FARKING TERRIBLE IDEA?

Again, I have no sympathy for the dead guy, but damn.
 
2010-09-13 02:26:56 PM  
what the hell is "22 stone"
 
2010-09-13 02:27:32 PM  
Virulency: couldn't they just run? sounds like he couldn't chase a slug...

also acts on each other not on him? sounds like movie somewhere on the internet...

/dnrtfa


he was on a riced out rascal with a turbo charger. they had no chance.
 
2010-09-13 02:27:55 PM  
FTFA: Vile Simon Webb, 43, filmed the girls...

I am confused. Is his name Vile Simon Webb or is his name Simon Webb and he also happens to vile? Either way, that's a piss poor way to start an article.
 
2010-09-13 02:28:42 PM  
Lurking Fear: what the hell is "22 stone"

1/60th of a Rhode Island.
 
2010-09-13 02:28:55 PM  
But of course she still wants the pension from this guy's death...I think that's probably why they didn't divorce before, and now she is free to claim that she REALLLLLY wanted to divorce him (promise!) but she didn't have time....could she get her free money now?
 
2010-09-13 02:29:11 PM  
SideOfBacon: Virulency: couldn't they just run? sounds like he couldn't chase a slug...

also acts on each other not on him? sounds like movie somewhere on the internet...

/dnrtfa

he was on a riced out rascal with a turbo charger. they had no chance.


Too funny...almost lost my V-8 on my keyboard. Damn you!!
 
2010-09-13 02:29:11 PM  
21 stone
/does this help?
 
2010-09-13 02:29:53 PM  
SideOfBacon: Virulency: couldn't they just run? sounds like he couldn't chase a slug...

also acts on each other not on him? sounds like movie somewhere on the internet...

/dnrtfa

he was on a riced out rascal with a turbo charger. they had no chance.


hahaha nice
 
2010-09-13 02:30:19 PM  
Reality Dichotomist: What's wrong with liking 16 year olds?

Its the age of consent in most states. Isn't 14 the age of consent is some parts of Europe?

You know 150 years ago girls age 12 or 13 would be expected to start a family...

Screw it...boobies!


Correct me if I'm wrong, but even in the Nanny State, you can like whomever you wish. For instance, I really like Jessica Biel. I would wear her ass as a hat. My feelings, although wrong since I am already married, are okay because I choose not to act on them. However, if I threaten to kill her if she doesn't perform a sexual act with me, the authorities may have a slight problem with that.

And yes, they also used to stick 8 year old kids into factories because they were "expected" to earn a living, but that doesn't exactly make it right, Chachi. I know, being civilized is so damn inconvenient...

/lightening up now

//francis
 
2010-09-13 02:30:26 PM  
Ponzholio: Lurking Fear: what the hell is "22 stone"

1/60th of a Rhode Island.


I don't know about that, but I know you don't get very good rods to the hogshead if you put it in a car...
 
2010-09-13 02:31:45 PM  
Sybarite: aged 14, 15 and 16

Ephebophile


Stopped in for this. You people are worse than the GNU/Linux enforcers.

Face it, you lost the battle on that word.
 
2010-09-13 02:31:50 PM  
Lurking Fear: what the hell is "22 stone"

I don't know. I think it's related to "paedophile".
 
2010-09-13 02:32:04 PM  
Lurking Fear: what the hell is "22 stone"

it's about 320 lbs
 
2010-09-13 02:32:24 PM  
A lot of people want to watch three teen girls get it on, his mistake was threatening to kill them.

He should have just used alcohol like a normal person.
 
2010-09-13 02:32:35 PM  
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: FTFA: Vile Simon Webb, 43, filmed the girls...

I am confused. Is his name Vile Simon Webb or is his name Simon Webb and he also happens to vile? Either way, that's a piss poor way to start an article.


I don't know, but if somewhere me and the missus mess up and end up with a critter, I know what name just rocketed to the top of the list.

/If it's a girl...
 
2010-09-13 02:35:06 PM  
Edgar Freemantle unavailable for questioning
 
2010-09-13 02:36:04 PM  
UNHbeta19: But of course she still wants the pension from this guy's death...I think that's probably why they didn't divorce before, and now she is free to claim that she REALLLLLY wanted to divorce him (promise!) but she didn't have time....could she get her free money now?

this, etc.
 
2010-09-13 02:37:25 PM  
Next week, on PawnStars....
 
2010-09-13 02:38:37 PM  
japlemon: Reality Dichotomist: What's wrong with liking 16 year olds?

Its the age of consent in most states. Isn't 14 the age of consent is some parts of Europe?

You know 150 years ago girls age 12 or 13 would be expected to start a family...

Screw it...boobies!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but even in the Nanny State, you can like whomever you wish. For instance, I really like Jessica Biel. I would wear her ass as a hat. My feelings, although wrong since I am already married, are okay because I choose not to act on them. However, if I threaten to kill her if she doesn't perform a sexual act with me, the authorities may have a slight problem with that.

And yes, they also used to stick 8 year old kids into factories because they were "expected" to earn a living, but that doesn't exactly make it right, Chachi. I know, being civilized is so damn inconvenient...

/lightening up now

//francis


Sorry, I should have clarified that I was making a commentary on whether liking 16 year olds is PedoBear worthy.

I think anything 16 and up is fair game.

But then again, I'm 28 and 16 to 20 year olds probably think I'm "old."

WTF do they know. Hey there "Ms. I can get by in life by using my perky boobies and tight young butt," its not going to stay that way forever. Good luck in trying to find a guy to take care of you when you have stretch marks, cellulite and think giving head is too much work!

/bitter about getting close to 30
//no young hotties want to bone me coz I'm a 30,000-aire
 
2010-09-13 02:38:45 PM  
bump: "My main concern is the kids."

Well at least you two had something in common...


media.giantbomb.com
 
2010-09-13 02:39:43 PM  

FTA: Webb, who was 6ft 5in tall and weighed over 22 stone, was taken to Chorley and South Ribble Hospital but died soon after arriving.

i78.photobucket.com

"Why don't you have a couple of seats over there."
 
2010-09-13 02:39:53 PM  
Yeah, I'm sure she was a real saint herself...
 
2010-09-13 02:40:02 PM  
Well, I'm not much of one for revenge, but I do hope that when he had his heart attack he knew exactly what was happening, that he was panicked and that he felt completely helpless and realized that he was going to die and there wasn't anything he could do about it.

And as other farkers have said... you threaten murder to people and make them have sex and that's only "inciting". To me, that's a form of rape, definitely kidnapping and maybe a few other crimes people more lawerly than I can come up with.
 
2010-09-13 02:41:37 PM  
The angry fist of God: A lot of people want to watch three teen girls get it on, his mistake was threatening to kill them.

He should have just used alcohol like a normal person.


Girls that young, coke is better- 2 glasses of wine, or a pint, and they're puking.

/not that I know or anything
 
2010-09-13 02:41:38 PM  
is it just me, or are certain words funnier with the extra vowel. For example:

paedophile is funnier than pedophile
diarrhoea is funnier than diarrhea

I dunno why, maybe it's the juxtaposition of a "proper" spelling, with a hilariously inappropriate word. Or maybe I'm just easily amused.
 
2010-09-13 02:41:45 PM  
SLADE: Lurking Fear: what the hell is "22 stone"

it's about 320 lbs


Which is like $160 american, right?
 
2010-09-13 02:41:50 PM  
TTIWWV
 
2010-09-13 02:42:33 PM  
Rann Xerox: FTA: Webb, who was 6ft 5in tall and weighed over 22 stone, was taken to Chorley and South Ribble Hospital but died soon after arriving.



"Why don't you have a couple of seats over there."


Slow clap
 
2010-09-13 02:42:37 PM  
wyrlss: SLADE: Lurking Fear: what the hell is "22 stone"

it's about 320 lbs

Which is like $160 american, right?


Nah, it's closer to 3 and a half gallons, which works out to be 16 yards.
 
2010-09-13 02:42:52 PM  
As soon as I started reading that headline about a fat f*ck, I immediately started thinking about "it rubs the lotion on the skin..."

/got a shiver
 
2010-09-13 02:44:50 PM  
mander: Rann Xerox: FTA: Webb, who was 6ft 5in tall and weighed over 22 stone, was taken to Chorley and South Ribble Hospital but died soon after arriving.



"Why don't you have a couple of seats over there."

Slow clap


I can do better:

i78.photobucket.com

Why don't you have a slab over there.
 
2010-09-13 02:45:07 PM  
Rann Xerox: "Why don't you have a couple of seats over there."

Well played sir.
 
2010-09-13 02:45:15 PM  
Reality Dichotomist: What's wrong with liking 16 year olds?

Its the age of consent in most states. Isn't 14 the age of consent is some parts of Europe?

You know 150 years ago girls age 12 or 13 would be expected to start a family...

Screw it...boobies!


You....have a seat over there.
 
2010-09-13 02:45:50 PM  
Sybarite: aged 14, 15 and 16

Ephebophile



Exactly.

A pedophile likes them before they hit puberty.

Please people, get it straight. Drives me bonkers. Some college kid takes pics of his 17 year old girlfriend and boom, he's a "pedo" in the news.

Pardon me, but no... no he isn't. Hell, he likely just deserves a smack to the back of the head for being indiscreet.

The ephebophiles often deserve a criminal charge, but it's a different category of bad. Let's focus the disgust on the people who deserve it rather than dilute the term pedophile to the point of irrelevancy.
 
2010-09-13 02:46:33 PM  
What was his login?
 
2010-09-13 02:46:33 PM  
Mercutio74: Well, I'm not much of one for revenge, but I do hope that when he had his heart attack he knew exactly what was happening, that he was panicked and that he felt completely helpless and realized that he was going to die and there wasn't anything he could do about it.

And as other farkers have said... you threaten murder to people and make them have sex and that's only "inciting". To me, that's a form of rape, definitely kidnapping and maybe a few other crimes people more lawerly than I can come up with.


Not in the country formerly know as Great Britain!
 
2010-09-13 02:46:46 PM  
RumsfeldsReplacement: is it just me, or are certain words funnier with the extra vowel. For example:

paedophile is funnier than pedophile
diarrhoea is funnier than diarrhea

I dunno why, maybe it's the juxtaposition of a "proper" spelling, with a hilariously inappropriate word. Or maybe I'm just easily amused.


I agree but I'm pretty sure they don't spell it diarrhoea. I wish they did, but pretty sure they don't.
 
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