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(CNN)   '40 Year-Old Virgin actor tells jury he stabbed his girlfriend by mistake. He mistook her 20 times, in fact   (cnn.com) divider line 63
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2010-09-13 02:12:33 AM  
I guess he was tired of putting the pussy on a pedestal.

/obvious
 
2010-09-13 02:17:56 AM  
His girlfriend in Canada is probably pissed.
 
2010-09-13 02:24:03 AM  
 
2010-09-13 02:26:12 AM  
'40 Year-Old Virgin actor

Achtung!

'40' year-old virgin actor= a virgin actor, probably much older than 40
'40 Year-Old Virgin' actor = an actor from the film "40 Year-Old Virgin"
40 year-old 'virgin' actor - a 40ish actor who claims to be a virgin, but who probably isn't
40 year-old virgin 'actor' = some 40-yr-old who landed a part in a horrible film after a 'casting couch' session as the bottom

I'm guessing type #4 would be a little stabby
 
2010-09-13 02:28:45 AM  
oops
 
2010-09-13 02:29:56 AM  
Meatzilla: The guy's a psycho.

Local coverage from where incident occurred and trial is taking place...

http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/sdcounty/article_43c369f7-3a94-53ce-9a35-2f4 6 f fec176c.html (new window)

http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/sdcounty/article_f6a95925-6dc3-5f20-b667-450 21 1d48399.html (new window)

But this week, Malil will appear in a Vista courtroom for a real-life role: criminal defendant.


This is farking terrible.
 
2010-09-13 02:36:11 AM  
Car_Ramrod: I guess he was tired of putting the pussy on a pedestal.

/obvious


Thread was over and done in one comment. Job well done.
t0.gstatic.com
 
2010-09-13 02:45:05 AM  
She was dead when I found her. I was just doing the autopsy.
 
2010-09-13 02:49:15 AM  
Wow.
 
2010-09-13 03:26:38 AM  
I guess I'm naive, but I used to think imdb.com was a reputable site for all things movies. Then, last year, I tried to find out which actor from the movie had tried to kill his girlfriend and I found that this actor's agent had bombarded his bio with rainbows and lollipops.

Not a cool story bro, I know. I guess I expected too much.
 
2010-09-13 03:38:57 AM  
His testimony is as offensive as the act itself, insulting her all the way to the. WTF!
 
2010-09-13 03:39:34 AM  
...all the way to the end. Ugh.
 
2010-09-13 03:53:08 AM  
TNWPB
 
2010-09-13 04:52:05 AM  
Eyebleach: She was dead when I found her. I was just doing the autopsy.

That won't work this time since she survived the stabbings.
 
2010-09-13 06:53:07 AM  
syrynxx: '40 Year-Old Virgin actor

Achtung!

'40' year-old virgin actor= a virgin actor, probably much older than 40
'40 Year-Old Virgin' actor = an actor from the film "40 Year-Old Virgin"
40 year-old 'virgin' actor - a 40ish actor who claims to be a virgin, but who probably isn't
40 year-old virgin 'actor' = some 40-yr-old who landed a part in a horrible film after a 'casting couch' session as the bottom

I'm guessing type #4 would be a little stabby


Yeah. I forgot the closing quote...er apoatrophe. Please continue having your 20 lb baby asshole (even if you are a Rush fan...actually that makes it double).
 
2010-09-13 06:54:20 AM  
Madbassist1: syrynxx: '40 Year-Old Virgin actor

Achtung!

'40' year-old virgin actor= a virgin actor, probably much older than 40
'40 Year-Old Virgin' actor = an actor from the film "40 Year-Old Virgin"
40 year-old 'virgin' actor - a 40ish actor who claims to be a virgin, but who probably isn't
40 year-old virgin 'actor' = some 40-yr-old who landed a part in a horrible film after a 'casting couch' session as the bottom

I'm guessing type #4 would be a little stabby

Yeah. I forgot the closing quote...er apoatrophe. Please continue having your 20 lb baby asshole (even if you are a Rush fan...actually that makes it double).


Yes, I meant that you are giving birth to a baby anus

;)
 
2010-09-13 07:23:46 AM  
You've got to use your peripherals before you get all stabby.

This advice works equally well with a knife as it does for your penis.
 
2010-09-13 07:37:04 AM  
FTFA: "I still can't believe the knife I was holding was responsible for all those injuries."

You might not, but I think the jury might.
 
2010-09-13 07:59:37 AM  
My Evil Twin Skippy: FTFA: "I still can't believe the knife I was holding was responsible for all those injuries."

You might not, but I think the jury might.


I don't really think the "knife" was responsible.
 
2010-09-13 08:13:28 AM  
Bathia_Mapes: Eyebleach: She was dead when I found her. I was just doing the autopsy.

That won't work this time since she survived the stabbings.


She was dead when I found her. I was just reviving her through prayer and vigorous application of my healing knife.
 
2010-09-13 08:23:09 AM  
TheShavingofOccam123: Bathia_Mapes: Eyebleach: She was dead when I found her. I was just doing the autopsy.

That won't work this time since she survived the stabbings.

She was dead when I found her. I was just reviving her through prayer and vigorous application of my healing knife.


She was choking and I forgot where the trachea was.
 
2010-09-13 08:27:13 AM  
www.the-isb.com
 
2010-09-13 08:28:05 AM  
Malil says he felt threatened because he thought Maldonado was about to come after him.

Yeah, you've got to watch out for Banana Nose.
 
2010-09-13 08:36:46 AM  
Why you always tellin' me to fark a goat?
 
2010-09-13 08:40:16 AM  
I love that he's going to be known for the rest of his life as the dude who had a bit part in a movie and tried to kill his girlfriend.
 
2010-09-13 08:49:42 AM  
Well the dude definitely has a depraved-indifference-to-human-life vibe going on, that's for damn sure.
 
2010-09-13 08:54:49 AM  
'40 Year-Old Virgin actor tells jury he stabbed his girlfriend by mistake. He mistook her 20 times, in fact

Admin FAIL! I wrote 'mistaked' and I meant it. Get it? Mistaked? As well as commenting on the stupidity of the defense the perp is using.

Oh well, shiat happens.
 
2010-09-13 08:57:39 AM  
GavinTheAlmighty: I love that he's going to be known for the rest of his life as the dude who had a bit part in a movie and tried to kill his girlfriend.


Well, Jeffrey Jones likes little boys and still gets cast in things. Might be a boost to his career.
 
2010-09-13 09:01:04 AM  
Did the gloves fit?
 
2010-09-13 09:15:29 AM  
It wasn't until hearing Beebe shout, "Call 911!" that Malil realized she was the one he was stabbing.

PEOPLE.com: Britney dismisses accuser as a fame seeker

"That's the first time I look and see it's Kendra I'm fighting with," he says.


BRITNEY NO!!!
 
2010-09-13 09:17:29 AM  
Didn't the guy who played Mooj also get charged with attacking his girlfriend? I thought this story was about him. It's a bad time to be dating someone who appeared in that movie.
 
2010-09-13 10:03:26 AM  
img34.imageshack.us

Me blood was up, was all. Hard to stop killin' when you been killin' so long.
 
2010-09-13 10:05:09 AM  
swahnhennessy: Malil says he felt threatened because he thought Maldonado was about to come after him.

Yeah, you've got to watch out for Banana Nose.


MUPPET THREAD!

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2010-09-13 10:06:33 AM  
Mega Steve:
Well, Jeffrey Jones likes little boys and still gets cast in things. Might be a boost to his career.


Jeffrey Jones hasn't worked in over 3 years.
 
2010-09-13 10:20:55 AM  
It sounds a little more like he walked into something he saw and didn't like. You don't suddenly feel threatened when your gf and some guy are sitting there drinking wine.
 
2010-09-13 10:32:49 AM  
animal900: Mega Steve:
Well, Jeffrey Jones likes little boys and still gets cast in things. Might be a boost to his career.

Jeffrey Jones hasn't worked in over 3 years.


Last thing I remember him in is Sleepy Hollow.
 
2010-09-13 10:42:39 AM  
First I've heard of this. Did his girlfriend die? TFA doesn't really say, and my Googler's in the shop for routine maintenance.
 
2010-09-13 10:46:15 AM  
From TFA


"Taking the stand in his own defense, the actor insisted he never intended to kill or hurt Kendra Beebe"


It is worded a little obtuse.
 
2010-09-13 10:46:30 AM  
'...then she ran into my knife... Ten times'

/She had it comin'? She only had herself to blame. If you'd'a been there, if you'dla seen it... I betcha you woulda done the same...
 
2010-09-13 10:49:43 AM  
Well, bye.
 
2010-09-13 10:50:02 AM  
His story just does not add up. Your girlfriend was drinking wine with some dude, you stepped on her foot and she shrieked so you grabbed the knife to hold it up and make anonymous dude back off when...wait, what?

Yeah, when I see my wife talking to someone I don't know, my first reaction is to grab a steak knife too, man. Watch your cornhole, you're going to PMITA prison, baby.

/Thanks, Meatzilla
 
2010-09-13 10:51:22 AM  
Approves:
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/Hot as six sexy murderesses
 
2010-09-13 11:22:54 AM  
That's one of the worst defenses I've ever heard.
 
2010-09-13 11:47:00 AM  
He looks WAY too Muslim to get off. He's boned.
 
2010-09-13 11:47:26 AM  
bobug: '...then she ran into my knife... Ten times'

/She had it comin'? She only had herself to blame. If you'd'a been there, if you'dla seen it... I betcha you woulda done the same...


came for this, thanks
 
2010-09-13 11:55:40 AM  
This guy sounds like a real friggin loser.

He thought someone was "coming after him"?? Really?? Was he tested for extended meth use?
 
2010-09-13 12:51:44 PM  
"What are we, Al Qaeda?"
 
2010-09-13 01:02:52 PM  
Shakes999: From TFA


"Taking the stand in his own defense, the actor insisted he never intended to kill or hurt Kendra Beebe"


It is worded a little obtuse.


One of the other articles made it sound as if she lived. Had a collapsed lung, and missed a major artery by 1/8 inch.
 
2010-09-13 01:11:45 PM  
Fuggin Bizzy: First I've heard of this. Did his girlfriend die? TFA doesn't really say, and my Googler's in the shop for routine maintenance.

Someone posted a link to a more detailed article further up the thread. However, she did survive the multiple stabbings.
 
2010-09-13 01:12:47 PM  
www.public.iastate.edu

Throw him in jail!

/Then maybe another backup QB can embarrass my Bills.
 
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