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(Philly.com)   It's great if you want to put up romantic pictures of you and your fiancee on Facebook. Unless you're 27 and she's 14   (philly.com ) divider line
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33374 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Sep 2010 at 5:34 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-09-12 02:33:36 PM  
How dare they destroy the love that dare not speak its name!
 
2010-09-12 02:40:06 PM  
God.... looking at that photo, no wonder he had to hit up someone who was clueless...
 
2010-09-12 02:53:33 PM  
what's his Fark handle?
 
2010-09-12 04:22:08 PM  
0.5185
 
2010-09-12 04:39:22 PM  
yow, needs nsfl warning

/partly him, and partly imagining what she must look like for this to happen
 
2010-09-12 05:35:05 PM  
Anybody got pics of the chick?
 
2010-09-12 05:36:15 PM  
Anti-Mohamed bastards!
 
2010-09-12 05:36:33 PM  
I think that's why most pedos look so creepy, they're guys who can't get women old enough to have a clue...
 
2010-09-12 05:37:02 PM  
Pirate detected.
 
2010-09-12 05:38:52 PM  
FTFA: The juvenile told investigators that she had sex with Nickson on at least four occasions at the Lower Chichester apartment where he lives with his father

Ha! Loser perv lived with his daddy!

/better check the dad, too
//apple doesn't fall far from the dead horse in the bush
 
2010-09-12 05:40:06 PM  
Same age as my grandma and grandpa when they got married.
 
2010-09-12 05:42:34 PM  
FTFA:

Nickson has been charged with statutory sexual assault, aggravated indecent assault, corruption of minors and related offenses. He was taken to the George W. Hill Correctional Facility after failing to post bail.

and at the end:

No one answered the door yesterday at Nickson's apartment. He's due in court next week for his preliminary hearing.

Unless they were seeking comment from his father, this was pretty much a derp moment.
 
2010-09-12 05:43:35 PM  
In before Pedo bear?
 
2010-09-12 05:44:24 PM  

Wolverines: Anybody got pics of the chick?


i759.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-12 05:44:48 PM  
Look at it this way, in ten years when he gets released both he and his bride will be legal, mature and prepared to get on with their married life. Of course, by that time, Nickson will have a poop chute the size of the Holland Tunnel.
 
2010-09-12 05:44:58 PM  
Surely any 14-year-old could find a better looking and more successful pedo than this guy. She needs to raise her standards.
 
2010-09-12 05:46:48 PM  
Facebook is great at weeding out the dumbasses in society.

How hard is this? If you don't want something brought to the public's attention, should you post about said somethings publicly? Um... I don't know, this wasn't in the course material. Lemme thing about it... uh, yes, I guess?

Doh.
 
2010-09-12 05:48:17 PM  
When I was 15, I took my 21 year old boyfriend to a formal dance. I think that had I had facebook at the time, I probably would have been stupid enough to post about our relationship. I thought he was cool and could buy my friends and I booze. If buyin' your girlfriend booze isn't love-- then I don't want to know what love is.
 
2010-09-12 05:48:32 PM  

Miss Stein: i759.photobucket.com


That's disturbing as all fark, btw.
 
2010-09-12 05:49:38 PM  
Were they registered at Toys R Us?
 
2010-09-12 05:49:57 PM  

roadkillontheweb: In before Pedo bear?


Because it's the only appropriate one considering she's 14, here you go.

t3.gstatic.com
 
2010-09-12 05:50:03 PM  

Miss Stein: Wolverines: Anybody got pics of the chick?


Yeah, that makes me all stabby.
 
2010-09-12 05:50:12 PM  
Well, they're in Pennsylvania and she's 16 so they could legally get married if the parents approved (according to this list). If only they'd waited 'till marriage, it all have been legit.
 
2010-09-12 05:51:02 PM  

calbert: what's his Fark handle?


"Ignite Ice"?
 
2010-09-12 05:52:13 PM  

GilRuiz1: Well, they're in Pennsylvania and she's 16 14 so they could legally get married if the parents approved (according to this list). If only they'd waited 'till marriage, it all have been legit.



Scratch that. Got myself mixed up. I fail.
 
2010-09-12 05:59:29 PM  

gwydion56: calbert: what's his Fark handle?

"Ignite Ice"?


Isn't II a chick?
 
2010-09-12 06:00:06 PM  
I can't believe they hate true love so much. When are we going to recognize what even ignorant savages knew a thousand years ago? By the time she's 18, she's past her prime baby-bearing age. And people wonder why we're getting weaker as a species...well gee, I wonder.
 
2010-09-12 06:00:35 PM  
You know, when I was 27, it was the future.

/Something to think about.
 
2010-09-12 06:01:03 PM  

Wolverines: Anybody got pics of the chick?


i53.tinypic.com
i56.tinypic.com
i53.tinypic.com
 
2010-09-12 06:02:31 PM  

Lincey: You know, when I was 27, it was the future.

/Something to think about.


When I was 17, it was a very good year.
 
2010-09-12 06:03:05 PM  

GilRuiz1: GilRuiz1: Well, they're in Pennsylvania and she's 16 14 so they could legally get married if the parents approved (according to this list). If only they'd waited 'till marriage, it all have been legit.


Scratch that. Got myself mixed up. I fail.



Yep. She'd have to be in Canada for it to be legal.
 
2010-09-12 06:03:09 PM  

MAYORBOB: Look at it this way, in ten years when he gets released both he and his bride will be legal, mature and prepared to get on with their married life. Of course, by that time, Nickson will have a poop chute the size of the Holland Tunnel.


If he wanted 'legal' and 'mature', he wouldn't be handling up on 8th grade midgets. For him, she really will be 'too old'.
 
2010-09-12 06:03:33 PM  

untaken_name: I can't believe they hate true love so much. When are we going to recognize what even ignorant savages knew a thousand years ago? By the time she's 18, she's past her prime baby-bearing age. And people wonder why we're getting weaker as a species...well gee, I wonder.


Er, prime baby-bearing age stretches SLIGHTLY beyond 18. A lot of miscarriages, stillbirths and dead mothers in the past could very well be attributed to the mother's body simply being too immature to handle childbirths, in fact. Saying that squeezing out kids at 14 is a-okay is probably a bad thing from a purely medical point of view. It's actually all dependent on the girl/woman, and it's a determination that can really only be made by a doctor and not society. This goes for mental maturity as well, by the way!
 
2010-09-12 06:06:13 PM  
Well he must have killed his FB profile cuz I'm not coming up with anything, let alone in PA.
 
2010-09-12 06:06:19 PM  

nstoppiello: Er, prime baby-bearing age stretches SLIGHTLY beyond 18. A lot of miscarriages, stillbirths and dead mothers in the past could very well be attributed to the mother's body simply being too immature to handle childbirths, in fact. Saying that squeezing out kids at 14 is a-okay is probably a bad thing from a purely medical point of view. It's actually all dependent on the girl/woman, and it's a determination that can really only be made by a doctor and not society. This goes for mental maturity as well, by the way!


Not only that, but the brain doesn't fully mature until around age 30--well after the prime child-bearing age for most women.
 
2010-09-12 06:06:33 PM  
I think if Facebook was around when Jerry Lee Lewis was messing with his cousin, he wouldn't even had made it to England.
 
2010-09-12 06:07:03 PM  
listverse.files.wordpress.com

/Hot like balls of fire
 
2010-09-12 06:07:42 PM  
Er, prime baby-bearing age stretches SLIGHTLY beyond 18. A lot of miscarriages, stillbirths and dead mothers in the past could very well be attributed to the mother's body simply being too immature to handle childbirths, in fact


Practice makes perfect, I always say!
 
2010-09-12 06:07:52 PM  
B b b b b b but wait, in the other thread it's ok for a guy to hook up with his sister, why should this be any different? They're in LOVE and love knows no boundaries!
 
2010-09-12 06:08:28 PM  

syrynxx: love that dare not speak its name!


I thought that phrase meant homo not pedo?
 
2010-09-12 06:09:26 PM  
He just forgot to add 7.
 
2010-09-12 06:10:49 PM  

Loki-L: syrynxx: love that dare not speak its name!

I thought that phrase meant homo not pedo?


images.starcraftmazter.net
 
2010-09-12 06:11:38 PM  

anfrind: Not only that, but the brain doesn't fully mature until around age 30--well after the prime child-bearing age for most women.


I should also mention that 30 is a very rough average, and there is considerable variation from one individual to another. I've heard it claimed that for people with ADHD, the average is closer to 40.
 
2010-09-12 06:11:42 PM  
Damn. Just imagine this leviathan-sized parcel of man meat heaving full bore into some poor twig-legged, squeaking freshman and all of the sounds and smells that such a union would-aaand whoopsee, I came...

/in my mouth a little
 
2010-09-12 06:12:18 PM  
Nickson texted her: "i wish i had my own place and you lived with me . . . i would get to see you everyday no matter what time i get done and no one would know where it is."

She should be sent to jail for having sex with a retard.
 
2010-09-12 06:12:50 PM  

Mudflap: FTFA:

Nickson has been charged with statutory sexual assault, aggravated indecent assault, corruption of minors and related offenses. He was taken to the George W. Hill Correctional Facility after failing to post bail.

and at the end:

No one answered the door yesterday at Nickson's apartment. He's due in court next week for his preliminary hearing.

Unless they were seeking comment from his father, this was pretty much a derp moment.



did you see this?
According to the criminal complaint, Nickson texted her: "i wish i had my own place and you lived with me . . . i would get to see you everyday no matter what time i get done and no one would know where it is."
 
2010-09-12 06:13:03 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
sup dudes!
/farking creeper
 
2010-09-12 06:13:37 PM  

bugmn99: Damn. Just imagine this leviathan-sized parcel of man meat heaving full bore into some poor twig-legged, squeaking freshman and all of the sounds and smells that such a union would-aaand whoopsee, I came...

/in my mouth a little


This is really farked up, bro.
 
2010-09-12 06:14:51 PM  
You know how you know she isn't mature enough to get married? Because she isn't mature enough to lie to keep her fiancee out of jail. I mean, she says they haven't had sex, how can they convict? She's the only witness who can put him in prison.
 
2010-09-12 06:16:08 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: B b b b b b but wait, in the other thread it's ok for a guy to hook up with his sister, why should this be any different? They're in LOVE and love knows no boundaries!


Damn, I must have missed that! Link please??
 
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