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2010-09-12 12:30:14 PM  
Happy First Football Sunday everybody.

and... Go Cowboys!
 
2010-09-12 12:30:23 PM  
CBS Pregame brought to you by Vaseline.

/the jokes write themselves
 
2010-09-12 12:30:39 PM  
UNC_Samurai

I hope that doesn't show what I think it shows.
 
2010-09-12 12:30:57 PM  
Pastor of Muppets: UNC_Samurai: Why would someone take Akers in the first round when Kaeding is the better kicker?

Apparently, Michael Vick's Party Planning operates on the Ron Washington Party Planning method.
 
2010-09-12 12:31:24 PM  
InferiousX: I read that McKnees was questionable for tonight's game.

don't believe it. McNabb once played almost an entire game on a broken foot, and played a large part of a season with a sports hernia. For a division rival like the Cowboys, he'd have to be dead not to start.
 
2010-09-12 12:31:52 PM  
img529.imageshack.us

img40.imageshack.us
For your personal, emotional well-being, try not to make eye contact with him, Cutler.
 
2010-09-12 12:32:20 PM  
Pastor of Muppets: UNC_Samurai: Why would someone take Akers in the first round when Kaeding is the better kicker?

why on earth would anyone take a kicker in the first round?

although I would take Akers over Kaeding.
 
2010-09-12 12:32:28 PM  
football!
 
2010-09-12 12:32:34 PM  
As a Bears fan, I'm worried. A lot of people think the Lions are going to be pushovers this year, but they're vastly improved and could tickle .500. Even if the Bears win, the game is going to be a gunfight and look ugly for both defenses.
 
2010-09-12 12:32:37 PM  
Oops, I dropped something

www.youthreplicajerseys.com
 
2010-09-12 12:32:48 PM  
Earguy: 2. San Deigo Chargers
Alienated their three best players by not offering long-term contracts.


You can't even spell the city name, and it's two good players without contracts.
 
2010-09-12 12:32:50 PM  
InferiousX: UNC_Samurai

I hope that doesn't show what I think it shows.


It does. :)
 
2010-09-12 12:33:02 PM  
i56.tinypic.com
 
2010-09-12 12:33:23 PM  
FishingWithFredo: For your personal, emotional well-being, try not to make eye contact with him, Cutler.

Thank god the Rams didn't take him
 
2010-09-12 12:34:00 PM  
FINALLY!!

Sundays mean something again!
 
2010-09-12 12:34:02 PM  
I honestly can't stand any of the pre game shows. I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater then listen to these knuckleheads yuk it up. I WANT INFO...NOT LAME JOKES!!!!
 
2010-09-12 12:34:15 PM  
SilentStrider: why on earth would anyone take a kicker in the first round?

that's_the_joke.jpg
 
2010-09-12 12:34:26 PM  
Who's a better start, Arian Foster (RB-Houston) vs the Colts, or Deangelo Williams (RB- Carolina) vs the Giants?
 
2010-09-12 12:34:49 PM  

Go Jest!


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2010-09-12 12:34:53 PM  
NetOwl: Pastor of Muppets: UNC_Samurai: Why would someone take Akers in the first round when Kaeding is the better kicker?

Apparently, Michael Vick's Party Planning operates on the Ron Washington Party Planning method.


HA!
 
2010-09-12 12:35:11 PM  
Pastor of Muppets: SilentStrider: why on earth would anyone take a kicker in the first round?

that's_the_joke.jpg


d'oh.jpg
 
2010-09-12 12:35:19 PM  
Yeah, so my 7 year old daughter was fumbling with the remote yesterday trying to put on Nickelodeon or something. Inadvertently bought RedZone. My wife and I found out when we saw the purchase confirmation email.

I'm taking that as a sign and keeping RedZone. Gonna see if that widget works. What do you guys that already have RedZone think of it?
 
2010-09-12 12:35:26 PM  
Fark It: As a Bears fan, I'm worried. A lot of people think the Lions are going to be pushovers this year, but they're vastly improved and could tickle .500. Even if the Bears win, the game is going to be a gunfight and look ugly for both defenses.

This is the train wreck of NFL games. I am also a Bears fan, but have already given up on them this season. I am going to watch this game just for the lolz.
 
2010-09-12 12:35:29 PM  
muck4doo: InferiousX: UNC_Samurai

I hope that doesn't show what I think it shows.

It does. :)


And to think my league gave me shiat over taking Peyton Manning 1st round.
 
2010-09-12 12:35:38 PM  
SilentStrider: Who's a better start, Arian Foster (RB-Houston) vs the Colts, or Deangelo Williams (RB- Carolina) vs the Giants?

I have a feeling that the Colts D-Line is going to be comparable to swiss cheese this year.
 
2010-09-12 12:36:23 PM  
I absolutely hate, hate, hate, hate, HAAAAAATE this goddamn McDonalds commercial with the guy doing laps through the drive-thru to not wake up his kid. HATE IT.
 
2010-09-12 12:37:35 PM  
Panty Sniffer: Fark It: As a Bears fan, I'm worried. A lot of people think the Lions are going to be pushovers this year, but they're vastly improved and could tickle .500. Even if the Bears win, the game is going to be a gunfight and look ugly for both defenses.

This is the train wreck of NFL games. I am also a Bears fan, but have already given up on them this season. I am going to watch this game just for the lolz.


I'm not ready to write them off exactly, but I don't have high expectations. They have a range of possible outcomes this season from 4-12 (the bottom end of realistic expectations) to 11-5 (hand of god-intervention with miraculous special and defense and mistake-free offense). But I see 7-9 or 8-8 as the likeliest outcomes.
 
2010-09-12 12:38:50 PM  
My picks
Miami
Chicago
Tennessee
Cincinnati
New York
Atlanta
Cleveland
Denver
Houston
San Francisco
Green Bay
St. Louis
Washington
New York
San Diego
 
2010-09-12 12:39:02 PM  
I might not be here during the game. I will be drinking goodbye to a coworker at a sports bar...but...

I'm just gonna leave this here.

hundredacresmanor.com

GO STEELERS!!!!
 
2010-09-12 12:39:22 PM  
Fark It: As a Bears fan, I'm worried. A lot of people think the Lions are going to be pushovers this year, but they're vastly improved and could tickle .500. Even if the Bears win, the game is going to be a gunfight and look ugly for both defenses.

Even when the Lions were fully Millened, the games at Chicago they only typically lost like 13-10, 14-9.

What a brilliant strategy by Lovie, bringing in the Lions' brain trust from that era to coach the Bears.
 
2010-09-12 12:39:24 PM  
CavalierEternal: I absolutely hate, hate, hate, hate, HAAAAAATE this goddamn McDonalds commercial with the guy doing laps through the drive-thru to not wake up his kid. HATE IT.

He apparently got free food, too. It's a genius scam.
 
2010-09-12 12:40:11 PM  
Frank Caliendo is a persuasive example in favor of extremely late term abortion.
 
2010-09-12 12:40:26 PM  
ramell: Yeah, so my 7 year old daughter was fumbling with the remote yesterday trying to put on Nickelodeon or something. Inadvertently bought RedZone. My wife and I found out when we saw the purchase confirmation email.

I'm taking that as a sign and keeping RedZone. Gonna see if that widget works. What do you guys that already have RedZone think of it?


Best. Ever.
 
2010-09-12 12:41:09 PM  
Here in Orlando, I'm gonna be farking pissed if they decide not to show the Dolphins game over Jaguars because OMG TIM TEBOW IS 2ND STRING!!!!11!


/Jags games are usually blocked
 
2010-09-12 12:41:27 PM  
Savoir-Faire: It was about 8:30 or 9:00 am on Saturday morning. AM 720.

media.trb.com
In case Fark eats the gif (new window)
He is listed there as "various." Too bad. I like the guy despite his Cubs fixation.
 
2010-09-12 12:41:54 PM  
I'll take:

Cleveland
Miami
New England
Indy
Denver
Atlanta
Tenn.
Carolina
Detroit
Arizona
Green Bay
San Fran
Washington
Baltimore
San Diego
 
2010-09-12 12:42:43 PM  
Oh, I was looking at PM, not AM. Is he Mr. Fix-It?
 
2010-09-12 12:42:53 PM  
i31.tinypic.com


/sparkled for your pleasure
 
2010-09-12 12:43:21 PM  
Finally, FOOTBALL!

GO BILLS!
 
2010-09-12 12:43:27 PM  
blogs.riverfronttimes.com

Since I'm one of three on Di's list, I feel obligated. I know I'll be the only one.
 
2010-09-12 12:43:59 PM  
Pastor of Muppets: CavalierEternal: I absolutely hate, hate, hate, hate, HAAAAAATE this goddamn McDonalds commercial with the guy doing laps through the drive-thru to not wake up his kid. HATE IT.

He apparently got free food, too. It's a genius scam.


I was wondering about that, too. Did he drive through and throw a ball of money at her threw the window? Did he toss his card at her? How did he get his change or his receipt?
 
2010-09-12 12:44:08 PM  
Jimmy Johnson's looking a bit gaunt. He must have lasted awhile on Survivor:Nicaragua.

Now that I'm excited about...

Also go Bears, don't make complete fools of yourselves!
 
2010-09-12 12:44:15 PM  
gameshowhost: i31.tinypic.com

/sparkled for your pleasure


I didn't know Stephanie Meyer was a Packer fan.
 
2010-09-12 12:44:35 PM  
grinding_journalist: Since I'm one of three on Di's list, I feel obligated. I know I'll be the only one.

Where is the list? It's an obligatory for these threads.
 
2010-09-12 12:44:59 PM  
Panty Sniffer: Savoir-Faire: It was about 8:30 or 9:00 am on Saturday morning. AM 720.


In case Fark eats the gif (new window)
He is listed there as "various." Too bad. I like the guy despite his Cubs fixation.


God, they play that same terrible Lutheran hour that our station has. Aired it this morning.

Allow me to summarize: "You're a terrible person, and here's a half hour guilt trip explaining why."
 
2010-09-12 12:46:00 PM  
CavalierEternal: Week 1 Picks:

Cowboys - 27 Redskins - 17
Giants 31 - Panthers 19
Texans - 38 Colts - 35
Broncos - 20 Jaguars - 14
Rams - 13 Cardinals - 10
Packers - 28 Eagles - 14
49ers - 23 Seahawks - 13
Falcons - 24 Steelers - 16
Saints - 14 Vikings - 9
Patriots - 26 Bengals - 6
Browns - 20 Buccaneers - 17
Lions - 31 Bears - 23
Dolphins - 34 Bills - 9
Raiders - 17 Titans - 16
Chiefs - 24 Chargers - 21
Ravens - 28 Jets - 24



Go Browns!

Minor revision:
Bucs 13
Brown 10
Go Bucs!
 
2010-09-12 12:46:04 PM  
I feel good about my fantasy teams this year, not sitting here at the last minute trying to figure out that last WR position or figuring out which random RB might get a touchdown.

This can only mean I'm about to be hit by a wave of season-ending injuries.
 
2010-09-12 12:46:11 PM  
I need to drop one WR among Hines Ward, Larry Fitz, Malcolm Floyd & Hakeem Nicks. I was thinking of dropping Nicks, any suggestions?

Also Cedric Benson, MJD and Thomas Jones, obviously I'm not dropping MJD. T Jones or Benson for starting?
 
2010-09-12 12:46:59 PM  
Giants -5.5 over the panthers.

That's the lock of the century, of the week.
 
2010-09-12 12:47:25 PM  
sbchamp: CavalierEternal: Week 1 Picks:

Cowboys - 27 Redskins - 17
Giants 31 - Panthers 19
Texans - 38 Colts - 35
Broncos - 20 Jaguars - 14
Rams - 13 Cardinals - 10
Packers - 28 Eagles - 14
49ers - 23 Seahawks - 13
Falcons - 24 Steelers - 16
Saints - 14 Vikings - 9
Patriots - 26 Bengals - 6
Browns - 20 Buccaneers - 17
Lions - 31 Bears - 23
Dolphins - 34 Bills - 9
Raiders - 17 Titans - 16
Chiefs - 24 Chargers - 21
Ravens - 28 Jets - 24



Go Browns!
Minor revision:
Bucs 13
Brown 10
Go Bucs!


HA! Peyton Hillis alone is going to embarrass the Bucs run-D all day long.
 
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