rohar:

Found him! Believe it or not, it still took about 20 seconds when there was just one pic to look at. It's almost as if I were distracted or something.

Thanks for the laugh, man. Glad I was between sips..

jaytkay: www.faniq.com [hot redhead.jpg]

Now the real question is what is her name and where can I find more pics.

They're Ukrainian, not Russian.

/russian 101 ftw... ukrainian uses an "I" that standard russian does not... otherwise i wouldn't have been able to tell

If they don't want to watch women at the game they can stay home.

Sline: They're Ukrainian, not Russian.

/russian 101 ftw... ukrainian uses an "I" that standard russian does not... otherwise i wouldn't have been able to tell

I bought my current house from a Ukrainian immigrant family. Two daughters. If I were 20 years younger and their father didn't look so scary, ooh boy.

Terrible sense of style, still shudder every time I think of all the gold wallpaper I removed, but the genetics were lined up all too properly.

vegastar: Some of those girls do not have appealing faces.

How's that cock in the mouth thing workin' out?

bostonowns: im just saying....those girls are available on the streets of moscow for a few bucks..
"NicoFinn: a couple of those girls need some cheeseburgers.
"
bravesfan44: these gals pale in comparison to any college or pro squad.

TOO
/stay stupid, subtard

So they won't let the Redd Foxxes dance?

You big dummy!

rohar: Sline: They're Ukrainian, not Russian.

/russian 101 ftw... ukrainian uses an "I" that standard russian does not... otherwise i wouldn't have been able to tell

I bought my current house from a Ukrainian immigrant family. Two daughters. If I were 20 years younger and their father didn't look so scary, ooh boy.

Terrible sense of style, still shudder every time I think of all the gold wallpaper I removed, but the genetics were lined up all too properly.

My grandfather was from the Ukraine, and yeah, he was pretty terrifying when he wanted to be, coupled with the part where he didn't speak English all too well(he couldn't pronounce my name, so he called me "jeopardy"). He didn't have any daughters though.

FTFA ReD Foxes Dance Team has been banned from perfoming during FIBA World basketball championship 2010 where Muslim countries will take part. Their onstage dresses have been claimed to be too provocative by the audience.

Can I take a 1 worded wild guess on why the banned was imposed for 77 virgins please Alex?

You know darn well that the muslim "community center" near ground zero will have all kinds of exterior security cameras. I suggest that once the place is built and occupied. That as many women as possible, on a daily basis walk around the building wearing clothing (or lack of) showing as much skin while still be legal.
It should drive them nuts.

I hope jaytkay speaks Russian so at least the cheerleaders will giggle at him when he's attempting to be an internet white knight.

DownDaRiver: You know darn well that the muslim "community center" near ground zero will have all kinds of exterior security cameras. I suggest that once the place is built and occupied. That as many women as possible, on a daily basis walk around the building wearing clothing (or lack of) showing as much skin while still be legal.
It should drive them nuts.

You're looking at it all wrong. They're putting in a culinary school and a pool.

They're actually increasing the density of hawt Muslim chicks that know how to cook in lower Manhattan!

What could possibly be more American!?

DownDaRiver: You know darn well that the muslim "community center" near ground zero will have all kinds of exterior security cameras. I suggest that once the place is built and occupied. That as many women as possible, on a daily basis walk around the building wearing clothing (or lack of) showing as much skin while still be legal.
It should drive them nuts.

Dude, have you ever even been to NYC? Skankily dressed women roam around all the time. Muslims there tolerate it as well as anyone else.

Also, my favorite cheerleading picture:

MAYORBOB: Thread demands a link to a comparison of cheerleaders from various countries.

Of the available options in the pictorial:
#1- Japan
#2- France
#3- China
#4- Poland
#5- Brazil

Yes, yes, probably, yes, OMGWTFBBQ, yes, fist of an angry god, yes, yes.

I think I'm done here.

zarberg: I hope jaytkay speaks Russian so at least the cheerleaders will giggle at him when he's attempting to be an internet white knight.

Yeah, those hideous women will certainly be grateful for my protection on Fark. I expect them to be in my bed tonight.

goddamthisshiat. I lost my erection. I hope you all did too!

/hotlinked, for the image burned into my fkn head

give me doughnuts: rohar: DownDaRiver: You know darn well that the muslim "community center" near ground zero will have all kinds of exterior security cameras. I suggest that once the place is built and occupied. That as many women as possible, on a daily basis walk around the building wearing clothing (or lack of) showing as much skin while still be legal.
It should drive them nuts.

You're looking at it all wrong. They're putting in a culinary school and a pool.

They're actually increasing the density of hawt Muslim chicks that know how to cook in lower Manhattan!

What could possibly be more American!?

I think the local Jewish community needs to make full use of all of these proposed facilities. Make sure the building is as full of Jewish people as possible.

I'm not sure I'm bound to an ethnicity, but hot chicks in bikinis that know how to cook.

/hot chicks in bikinis that know how to cook

Dear Muslim world:


Sincerely,

Wireless Joe

moitz: Yes, yes, probably, yes, OMGWTFBBQ, yes, fist of an angry god, yes, yes.

I think I'm done here.

You picked the ugliest one to Fist of an Angry god.

/sigh

jaytkay: zarberg: I hope jaytkay speaks Russian so at least the cheerleaders will giggle at him when he's attempting to be an internet white knight.

Yeah, those hideous women will certainly be grateful for my protection on Fark. I expect them to be in my bed tonight.

Dude, you'd put up the studman69 pic (which was old the 2nd time you did it) over this cheerleader:



Come back when you've moved out of your mom's basement and actually work up the courage to speak to a real woman.

You know what? If you don't like the way the cheerleaders are dressed..fark you. Stay home..and look at your wife whose wearing a full body canvas bag. Don't come to a public game..and then whine because your "offended" by the cheerleaders outfits. If you can't stand to see an attractive woman in a cheerleading outfit without turning into a slavering animal...how the fark is that the team's problem? Stay home and bang your head on the floor some more. Morons.

if only terry jones had scheduled a stripathon to offend the muslins, I'd have approved. In fact, I say we do this, for the tenth anniversary, we hold a national stripathon. Let me be the first to graciously invite the poor, oppressed ReD Foxes to be the first to show the muslins exactly what freedom-loving Americans think of the muslins

/jaytkay, dump the pic of the arseface, this is a boobies thread

FishInABowl: You picked the ugliest one to Fist of an Angry god.

/sigh

Point of order: The "ugliest" Russian cheerleader- assuming such a creature existed outside of fable and myth- would nonetheless still be a ravishing beauty.

/I yield the remainder of my time to the man in the overcoat with his hands in his pockets.

I'll be in my bunk.

RIP Red Foxx

Bit'O'Gristle: You know what? If you don't like the way the cheerleaders are dressed..fark you. Stay home..and look at your wife whose wearing a full body canvas bag. Don't come to a public game..and then whine because your "offended" by the cheerleaders outfits. If you can't stand to see an attractive woman in a cheerleading outfit without turning into a slavering animal...how the fark is that the team's problem? Stay home and bang your head on the floor some more. Morons.

Maybe they would prefer cheerleaders from 1906:

We've come a long way, baby:

"I got a boner!"
"He did: I felt it"

So, what's gonna happen when we read about American cheerleaders being banned from an American sporting event because of the same reason? You know it's gonna happen.

jaytkay: zarberg: I hope jaytkay speaks Russian so at least the cheerleaders will giggle at him when he's attempting to be an internet white knight.

Yeah, those hideous women will certainly be grateful for my protection on Fark. I expect them to be in my bed tonight.

I'm glad you said "tonight" because darkness will make half of them more appealing. Go ahead and put studman69 next to my name too.

Bit'O'Gristle: You know what? If you don't like the way the cheerleaders are dressed..fark you. Stay home..and look at your wife whose wearing a full body canvas bag. Don't come to a public game..and then whine because your "offended" by the cheerleaders outfits. If you can't stand to see an attractive woman in a cheerleading outfit without turning into a slavering animal...how the fark is that the team's problem? Stay home and bang your head on the floor some more. Morons.

The event is being held in a predominantly Muslim country.

/When in Rome and all

Wow, a lot of depraved farkers in this thread, apparently.

Are most of these ladies hitable? Certainly. But that's a far cry from being "damned HOT".

g4lt: /jaytkay, dump the pic of the arseface, this is a boobies thread

Ceded.

On this anniversary of 9/11/2001, let us all remember what is most important in our lives.

jaytkay: g4lt: /jaytkay, dump the pic of the arseface, this is a boobies thread

Ceded.

On this anniversary of 9/11/2001, let us all remember what is most important in our lives.

this?

jaytkay: On this anniversary of 9/11/2001, let us all remember what is most important in our lives.

Paying $10 to see a horrible movie because this is in the preview? America, fark yeah!



/9/11

csb time:

A few weekends ago I was out playing golf with my bosses boss, and a few other guys from work.

The girl who works the bar counter is BEAUTIFUL, I mean I've never seen a girl this cute before. Flashback to a few weeks before this, when my bosses boss tells me, "You need to find a girlfriend who works on the course, so we can play for free."

So I walk up, confident as I can be, and I say, "You see the gentleman over there?" and indicate who I mean, "We were out here a few weekends ago and he told me I needed to find a girlfriend who worked on the course so that we'd be able to play for free."

At this point I pass her my business card, with a cell phone number on it.

"If you know anybody like that, maybe you hang onto this."

Never heard from her, but I DID find out from one of the other managers that she's a professional cheerleader for one of the teams around here (Ravens, Redskins, Nationals, or Orlys being the choices, I forget which one).

/Not bad looking
//Still overreaching on this girl
/Figured she was SO hot she might just scare guys away.

butterfaces, all except the one in the middle.
oh, 2nd from the right is a man, baby

Apparently the Russians have yet to discover the element silicon (Si). Refreshing actually.

bostonowns: i guess tall, skinny, and dressed like a skank passes as hot now...

Since when did it not ?

Super_pope: csb time:

A few weekends ago I was out playing golf with my bosses boss, and a few other guys from work.

The girl who works the bar counter is BEAUTIFUL, I mean I've never seen a girl this cute before. Flashback to a few weeks before this, when my bosses boss tells me, "You need to find a girlfriend who works on the course, so we can play for free."

So I walk up, confident as I can be, and I say, "You see the gentleman over there?" and indicate who I mean, "We were out here a few weekends ago and he told me I needed to find a girlfriend who worked on the course so that we'd be able to play for free."

At this point I pass her my business card, with a cell phone number on it.

"If you know anybody like that, maybe you hang onto this."

Never heard from her, but I DID find out from one of the other managers that she's a professional cheerleader for one of the teams around here (Ravens, Redskins, Nationals, or Orlys being the choices, I forget which one).

/Not bad looking
//Still overreaching on this girl
/Figured she was SO hot she might just scare guys away.

Super_pope: csb time:

A few weekends ago I was out playing golf with my bosses boss, and a few other guys from work.

The girl who works the bar counter is BEAUTIFUL, I mean I've never seen a girl this cute before. Flashback to a few weeks before this, when my bosses boss tells me, "You need to find a girlfriend who works on the course, so we can play for free."

So I walk up, confident as I can be, and I say, "You see the gentleman over there?" and indicate who I mean, "We were out here a few weekends ago and he told me I needed to find a girlfriend who worked on the course so that we'd be able to play for free."

At this point I pass her my business card, with a cell phone number on it.

"If you know anybody like that, maybe you hang onto this."

Never heard from her, but I DID find out from one of the other managers that she's a professional cheerleader for one of the teams around here (Ravens, Redskins, Nationals, or Orlys being the choices, I forget which one).

/Not bad looking
//Still overreaching on this girl
/Figured she was SO hot she might just scare guys away.



Great execution but you let the moment pass. Should have asked her what she was doing for dinner that night.

strife
I'll be in my bunk.

Good for you. I'll be in theirs.

Cheer leading team is banned for being to two damned HOT.

Sorry, Pet peeve...

A couple of them could use a hamburger.

zarberg
2010-09-11 06:52:30 PM

Dude, have you ever even been to NYC? Skankily dressed women roam around all the time. Muslims there tolerate it as well as anyone else.

Also, my favorite cheerleading picture:


***
Uh, I can't even remember what I had said after seeing that pic.

/thank you

"Teeth...on your way."

/horrically obscure

Very few people can carry off teeth like that.

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If you're not thankful you weren't born Muslim, you're an idiot. Islam is a farking mental illness, no matter how passionately white fark liberals embrace and defend it.

Yeah, Christian fundamentalists are whack-jobs. But Muslims win the crazy by a mile.