Was she blonde? She probably thought she saw a dead bird.

It's not actually possible to open an emergency exit in mid-flight, is it?

Oops, nm.

"bubbly demeanor"

when did demeanor become a euphemism for the interior of a blouse?

If those were brains she wouldn't have freaked out

I'd volunteer to restrain her for the rest of the flight.

With my penis.

Satanic_Hamster: I'd volunteer to restrain her for the rest of the flight.

With my penis.

Hehehehe. You got that right, brother.

Oh, and you should have a look at these (new window) - scroll down a bit.... Moderately NSFW

GOOGLE HAS FAILED ME

omgwtfbbq69: Oh, and you should have a look at these (new window) - scroll down a bit.... Moderately NSFW

From her "interview" ... "I'm the kind of person, who needs to feel like everything happens for a reason."

Well, that would explain her little episode. God, Allah, Fate or someone else did it.

Satanic_Hamster: I'd volunteer to restrain her for the rest of the flight.

With my penis.

Never, evar stick your dick in crazy.

/biatch is on meds.

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GOOGLE HAS FAILED ME

I know, right? That was a first.

She had waht??


/calling Dr. Little Old Man
//She will not get a fruit cup.

Clete Orris
Never, evar stick your dick in crazy.

Unless you're gay or celibate, you don't have a choice.

crazy girls are the best!!! just dont let your wife find out

beer4breakfast: It's not actually possible to open an emergency exit in mid-flight, is it?

Not in a pressurized airplane, no. At cruise altitude, you have roughly 9psi pushing against a roughly 2400 square-inch door. Not even a supermodel can pull with ten tons of force!

beer4breakfast: It's not actually possible to open an emergency exit in mid-flight, is it?

As long as you are low enough, yes you can.

You can even travel from Air force One and another plane via cable while in flight.

To be fair to her and Mr. Slater, I'd be pretty pissed if I had to be on a JetBlue plane as well.

CasperImproved: beer4breakfast: It's not actually possible to open an emergency exit in mid-flight, is it?

As long as you are low enough, yes you can.

You can even travel from Air force One and another plane via cable while in flight.

Or jump from the rear stairwell of a 727 over the Pacific Northwest in pitch darkness with a parachute and gobs of US currency. And get away with it.

/D.B. lives

Straight from the "Mile High Club: you're doing it wrong" files

air_wx: I wish my flights had this kind of in-flight entertainment. It would definitely make flying more exciting.

\A pressurized cabin and plug doors make it practically impossible to open a door at cruising altitude.

Which is why so many of these incidents that end with the passenger in federal custody with criminal charges lodged against them is just stupidity piled on top of stupidity.

/not saying that because she is hot
//saying it because patients should be in hospitals, not prisons.
///wow, she's hot.

CasperImproved: beer4breakfast: It's not actually possible to open an emergency exit in mid-flight, is it?

As long as you are low enough, yes you can.

You can even travel from Air force One and another plane via cable while in flight.

No hotvscrazy.jpg yet?

LaserShark: To be fair to her and Mr. Slater, I'd be pretty pissed if I had to be on a JetBlue plane as well.

What's more, this plane was headed to Newark. If only the other passengers had helped...

Tiffany Livingston, 21, reportedly suffered the attack as she was aboard the JetBlue Flight 522 from Orlando to Newark when passengers claim she tried to open the door at 10,000 ft.

She was detained when the plane landed but was released hours later. Federal investigators who interviewed her after the flight concluded that she was not trying to open the door, instead she was trying to stabilise herself following the panic attack which was caused by turbulence. (new window)

Sorry to be a wet blanket.

Personal floatation devices like Ms. Livingston's.

Two boobies threads in one day?

(o )Y( o)

Hooray!!!

It would be fun if there were a law that if convicted of trying to open an airplane door in such circumstances, you would be taken up in a skydiving-suitable plane and booted out. You would have to pay to provide for your own parachute, however.

Satanic_Hamster: I'd volunteer to restrain her for the rest of the flight.

With my penis.

Sticking it into crazy isn't a good idea.

Clete Orris: CasperImproved: beer4breakfast: It's not actually possible to open an emergency exit in mid-flight, is it?

As long as you are low enough, yes you can.

You can even travel from Air force One and another plane via cable while in flight.

Or jump from the rear stairwell of a 727 over the Pacific Northwest in pitch darkness with a parachute and gobs of US currency. And get away with it.

/D.B. lives

Jumping from the rear of the jet can also be done after telling the stewardess to not disturb your friend. He's dead tired.

Clete Orris: "bubbly demeanor"

when did demeanor become a euphemism for the interior of a blouse?

I don't know but I intend to use the phrase "Check out her bubbly demeanor!" more often.

air_wx: I wish my flights had this kind of in-flight entertainment. It would definitely make flying more exciting.

\A pressurized cabin and plug doors make it practically impossible to open a door at cruising altitude.

I dunno- AFAIK, the aircraft is only slightly pressurized below ~6,000 ft or so. Well, even 0.25PSI is still a lot of force; if the door's 5'x3' that's 540lbs. But I'm not wholly sure how long they go into the flight before ANY pressure.

I wanna see Mythbusters review the issue first.

I know there have been countless, wholly unsuccessful attempts to open the door though. IIRC I think I heard of one or two that got a door open, but might not have been a plug door on a commercial jumbo jet.

Ok, so, this Playboy Bunny; is this the one that got fired from porno films because she couldn't remember the lines?

Ball Zitch:
Jumping from the rear of the jet can also be done after telling the stewardess to not disturb your friend. He's dead tired.


He actually dropped from the front landing gear.

Can't help it . . . I tried.

Boomhauer: beer4breakfast: It's not actually possible to open an emergency exit in mid-flight, is it?

Not in a pressurized airplane, no. At cruise altitude, you have roughly 9psi pushing against a roughly 2400 square-inch door. Not even a supermodel can pull with ten tons of force!

Perhaps she could suck it open? Through a garden hose?

Oznog: But I'm not wholly sure how long they go into the flight before ANY pressure.

I guess I assumed it's pressurized to 8000 feet, that means pressurization begins at 8000 feet.

But I would love to see mythbusters try this out (with parachute or safety line.)

On the otherhand, they are able to lift this door out in real life:



So they can't weigh that much!

:)

Oznog:
I know there have been countless, wholly unsuccessful attempts to open the door though. IIRC I think I heard of one or two that got a door open, but might not have been a plug door on a commercial jumbo jet.

The only things that come to mind involve non-pressurized aircraft.

escherblacksmith: Ball Zitch:
Jumping from the rear of the jet can also be done after telling the stewardess to not disturb your friend. He's dead tired.


He actually dropped from the front landing gear.

Can't help it . . . I tried.

I must be thinking of another 80's/90's cheeseball action flick.

For those of you at work at this hour, I'll summarize her spread in "VIP, the Singapore version of Playboy": no nips, no butt, and a tiny bit of sideboob in one shot. Otherwise, mostly bikini shots.

Less flesh than in a typical Sears catalogue.

Google Image search returned the "centerfold": think Maxim, but with extra modesty. Really.

jules_siegel: Tiffany Livingston, 21, reportedly suffered the attack as she was aboard the JetBlue Flight 522 from Orland oto Newark

Aaaand this'd be why she panicked...

Oznog: But I'm not wholly sure how long they go into the flight before ANY pressure.

RoyBatty:I guess I assumed it's pressurized to 8000 feet, that means pressurization begins at 8000 feet.

But I would love to see mythbusters try this out (with parachute or safety line.)

On the otherhand, they are able to lift this door out in real life:



So they can't weigh that much!

:)

Yeah, I looked it up. Pressurizing to a minimum of what you'd experience at 8000 ft (10.9 PSI), although the 787 says they'll do it at 6000 ft (11.78 PSI). Now once you get to 30,000 ft that's only 4.36 PSI outside so there's a phenomenally high force on that door. Even at 9000 ft, that's 10.5 PSI so that's a 0.4 PSI differential- again, say 5'x3' door, 864 lbs of force.

But 0-8000 ft, I don't think the door IS pressurized. A jet does climb through that range pretty fast though. I assume a jet COULD slowly add a +0.1 PSI to the cabin after takeoff to seal the doors but it would only exacerbate the discomfort of decompressing to 8000 ft pressure altitude, so I doubt they do it.

There's also the airflow, that keeps a rear-opening door shut to some degree, doesn't it?

Ball Zitch: escherblacksmith: Ball Zitch:
Jumping from the rear of the jet can also be done after telling the stewardess to not disturb your friend. He's dead tired.


He actually dropped from the front landing gear.

Can't help it . . . I tried.

I must be thinking of another 80's/90's cheeseball action flick.

Dunno, its the correct line for Arnie from Commando; but he did crawl down/jump from the landing gear.

"She said she's gone through this before, but never this bad, and didn't have ... her medication,"

I am MOST interested in what is contained within the " ... " section they omitted...

/well, wreckin' the va-jay-jay too...