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(Contact Music)   Angelina Jolie: "I don't have a lot of friends." TAKE THAT, JENNIFER ANISTON   (contactmusic.com) divider line 60
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2010-09-10 12:40:18 PM
I'd befriend her.

And by befriend I of course mean repeatedly sodomize.
 
2010-09-10 12:44:45 PM
You know, the more I find out about her...the less I like her.

Keep your mouth shut and just be pretty for the camera. That a girl.
 
2010-09-10 12:48:39 PM
But...we're friends on MySpace.
 
2010-09-10 12:49:29 PM
Someone should probably tell her that Africa isn't a country.
 
2010-09-10 12:49:29 PM
Maybe she could adopt some friends from the Third World.
 
2010-09-10 12:53:24 PM
I'll be your friend, Angelina. And by "friend" I mean "fark buddy," of course. Please.
 
2010-09-10 12:57:00 PM
Definite AW...what's her Fark handle?
 
2010-09-10 12:59:48 PM
Cyberluddite: I'll be your friend, Angelina. And by "friend" I mean "fark buddy," of course. Please.


I hope you can take Brad Pitt in a fight.

/Or maybe he would be down with a threesome.
//Ewwwwww.
 
2010-09-10 01:01:05 PM
What's Fark's take on Salt?

Decent action flick. Good premise. Predictable ending. Could've been better.
 
2010-09-10 01:03:09 PM
The_Sponge

I hope you can take Brad Pitt in a fight.

/Or maybe he would be down with a threesome.
//Ewwwwww.


If you are going to have a MMF threesome, I could think of worse than him. He has a purty mouth.
 
2010-09-10 01:10:14 PM
Maybe if she would stop sleeping with everyone's boyfriends or husbands, more people would hang out with her.
 
2010-09-10 01:12:39 PM
FarkinHostile: If you are going to have a MMF threesome, I could think of worse than him. He has a purty mouth.

No poor man's threesome for me. I'll "mediate" a "reconciliation" with her and Jennifer Aniston. You can deal with The Pitt.
 
2010-09-10 01:14:00 PM
"Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends."

i54.photobucket.com

"I don't."
 
2010-09-10 01:14:09 PM
Well, she shouldn't hang out with Kip. Totally uncool.
 
2010-09-10 01:31:45 PM
Skail

No poor man's threesome for me. I'll "mediate" a "reconciliation" with her and Jennifer Aniston. You can deal with The Pitt.


I'm not saying I'd prefer it, but you'd turn down banging Jolie because Pitt would be there, too? Not this white boy. Hell, I'd do it just for the bragging rights.
 
2010-09-10 01:34:04 PM
Skail: FarkinHostile: If you are going to have a MMF threesome, I could think of worse than him. He has a purty mouth.

No poor man's threesome for me. I'll "mediate" a "reconciliation" with her and Jennifer Aniston. You can deal with The Pitt.


Agrees.
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2010-09-10 01:41:27 PM
I'll be her friend... that position does cum with benifits, right?
 
2010-09-10 01:41:36 PM
hailin: You know, the more I find out about her...the less I like her.

Why would that make you not like her? It is immediately clear that she is not the kind of woman who has friends, if she were famous or not famous. There are just those types of women out there. They don't know how to become friends with other girls, and other girls dont want to be their friends.

I have dated those types. And it is pretty annoying, but it's just the type of person they are. I am sure poor Brad has his hands full, but I am sure he likes it and can relate because he is far, far too famous himself to have any real friends. I am sure they led a lonely existence before getting together. Still, very bad move for Brad, he ultimately became a sucker.
 
2010-09-10 01:44:54 PM
She needs some more meat on those bones damnit!!
 
2010-09-10 01:50:36 PM
Does she need a shower friend? I'm sure I could find the time.
 
mhd
2010-09-10 01:52:21 PM
Well, Jennifer Aniston doesn't have that many friends, either. Apart from that douchy scientist, the wannabe comedian, the womanizer, the ditzy folk singer and that girl with OCD.
 
2010-09-10 02:03:48 PM
She's famous, rich and beautiful. She doesn't need friends. Friendship is overrated.
 
2010-09-10 02:03:51 PM
Tissot 2010-09-10 01:41:36 PM

Why would that make you not like her? It is immediately clear that she is not the kind of woman who has friends, if she were famous or not famous. There are just those types of women out there. They don't know how to become friends with other girls, and other girls dont want to be their friends.

I have dated those types. And it is pretty annoying, but it's just the type of person they are. .


I'm unclear as to why it's annoying to date a girl that doesn't have many girl friends. I don't have many girl friends mainly because most girls don't like the same things I do. I don't like sparkly vampires or Sex and the City or any of that other crap you all biatch about.
 
2010-09-10 02:10:38 PM
Celebrities don't have friends. They're not even human.
 
2010-09-10 02:21:01 PM
t0.gstatic.com

someday she'll look like daddy.
HOT!
not
 
2010-09-10 02:27:33 PM
Foolkiller: Maybe if she would stop sleeping with everyone's boyfriends or husbands, more people would hang out with her.

You do realize that people have a choice? They don't have to sleep with someone. Besides, if you use a condom, what's the big deal. Do you follow the coveting part too.

arsarcanum.morethanmortal.com
You people and your quaint little categories
 
2010-09-10 02:38:14 PM
StoPPeRmobile: Foolkiller: Maybe if she would stop sleeping with everyone's boyfriends or husbands, more people would hang out with her.

You do realize that people have a choice? They don't have to sleep with someone. Besides, if you use a condom, what's the big deal. Do you follow the coveting part too.


You people and your quaint little categories


My name is Gwendolyn and I approve the use of Captain Jack Harkness.

Boy that was a yummy character.
 
2010-09-10 02:44:44 PM
Ugh. I wish this biatch would just shup up already. Mia Farrow has done much more humanitarian work but you hardly hear a peep from her or see her carefully orchestrated pictures splashed across the tabloids. This woman is simply an AW passing herself off as a saint. Maybe if she wasn't such a phony she would have some friends.
 
2010-09-10 02:50:58 PM
PeppermintHippo: Ugh. I wish this biatch would just shup up already. Mia Farrow has done much more humanitarian work but you hardly hear a peep from her or see her carefully orchestrated pictures splashed across the tabloids. This woman is simply an AW passing herself off as a saint. Maybe if she wasn't such a phony she would have some friends.

Hmmmmm, this sounds familiar.

I got it!

img.slate.com

Mommie Dearest- Hitchens

/weeeeeeee
 
2010-09-10 02:59:15 PM
PeppermintHippo: Ugh. I wish this biatch would just shup up already. Mia Farrow has done much more humanitarian work but you hardly hear a peep from her or see her carefully orchestrated pictures splashed across the tabloids. This woman is simply an AW passing herself off as a saint. Maybe if she wasn't such a phony she would have some friends.

The whole point of being a Goodwill Ambassador is to be a big attention whore about your visit each time you go. You're job is to use your celebrity status to get the reporters and camera people who follow you all over the place anyway to show up in third world hell holes and capture what is going on. It calls attention to the plight of wherever and whoever you are being sent to help. That's why it's always a world famous person.

Quietly slipping into a country to had out a million dollars or so in aid is great, and she's given millions and millions too, but that's not what her volunteer job is with the UNHCR.
 
2010-09-10 03:35:51 PM
We can be friends with benefits
/She still needs to gain about 20 pounds
 
2010-09-10 03:43:02 PM
well done subby.
 
2010-09-10 03:43:53 PM
www.hipsterama.com

/fap
 
2010-09-10 04:09:05 PM
I'd go bi for Jolie, especially if someone magicked up a Hackers-era Jolie (oh dear gods). I wouldn't even give Aniston the time of day.

/but, that's just me
 
2010-09-10 04:15:56 PM
Hey Pucca - I agree with what you said: "I don't like sparkly vampires or Sex and the City or any of that other crap you all biatch about." You, me and Ang all must agree with the philosopher's sentiment of, "Hell is other people."

/I might sound fat, but I'm not
//Celebrating 20th wedding Anniversary this December
///What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
 
2010-09-10 04:36:31 PM
rumpleteaser 2010-09-10 04:15:56 PM
Hey Pucca - I agree with what you said: "I don't like sparkly vampires or Sex and the City or any of that other crap you all biatch about." You, me and Ang all must agree with the philosopher's sentiment of, "Hell is other people."

/I might sound fat, but I'm not
//Celebrating 20th wedding Anniversary this December
///What in God's holy name are you blathering about?


No Exit is one of my favorite things that Sartre wrote.

/not fat
//only on my third wedding anniversary
 
2010-09-10 04:39:26 PM
Came for hot pics of both - left flaccid.
 
2010-09-10 04:42:26 PM
Hot women rarely have many friends, especially other women.
 
2010-09-10 04:47:41 PM
Ringshadow: I'd go bi for Jolie, especially if someone magicked up a Hackers-era Jolie (oh dear gods). I wouldn't even give Aniston the time of day.

/but, that's just me


But what farkers really want to know is whether it is better to give than to receive?
 
2010-09-10 04:52:25 PM
StoPPeRmobile: Foolkiller: Maybe if she would stop sleeping with everyone's boyfriends or husbands, more people would hang out with her.

You do realize that people have a choice? They don't have to sleep with someone. Besides, if you use a condom, what's the big deal. Do you follow the coveting part too.


You people and your quaint little categories


WIN. Love that show, and my wife is very happy about how bi-friendly it is. Damn everyone farks everyone in that place.
 
mhd
2010-09-10 04:53:33 PM
Geotpf: Hot women rarely have many friends, especially other women.

Interesting, but why would that be a problem for 2010 Angelina?
 
2010-09-10 04:54:06 PM
Geotpf: Hot women rarely have many friends, especially other women.

I have lots of female friends. The trick is to not be a biatch.
 
2010-09-10 04:54:10 PM
StoPPeRmobile:
But what farkers really want to know is whether it is better to give than to receive?


I'm the wrong person to ask honestly.
 
2010-09-10 05:02:44 PM
Something a bit different. Here's an older modeling pic of her:

www.healthandbeauty.net.au
 
2010-09-10 05:19:28 PM
Saw Salt last Saturday. It was better than I expected.
 
2010-09-10 05:25:58 PM
Tissot: hailin: You know, the more I find out about her...the less I like her.

Why would that make you not like her? It is immediately clear that she is not the kind of woman who has friends, if she were famous or not famous. There are just those types of women out there. They don't know how to become friends with other girls, and other girls dont want to be their friends.

I have dated those types. And it is pretty annoying, but it's just the type of person they are. I am sure poor Brad has his hands full, but I am sure he likes it and can relate because he is far, far too famous himself to have any real friends. I am sure they led a lonely existence before getting together. Still, very bad move for Brad, he ultimately became a sucker.


It is the fact she is whining about it that annoys me. I don't have tons of female friends either, maybe one or two that I talk with on a regular basis (being maybe once a week, hang out once a month or so). That doesn't make me feel "lonely" or sad when my husband is away or when I'm away from my husband. I actually prefer my alone time and rarely get any being married. When a night comes around I'm not calling up the girlfriends, but rather cracking open a book. Besides it seems like adult girl relationships consist of gossiping, watching chick flicks, going to whatever type of buy my crap "party" (Lia Sophia, Pampered Chef, Scentsy, etc.), or getting drunk at bars to flirt with guys so they still feel "hot". I'm not into any of those things.

If she wanted more friends she'd have them. Instead she is just whining about it. Also she treats others like "lower actors" when she is on set with them. She thinks she is better than everybody else, treats people generally as staff, and then whines she has no friends? Gee, I wonder why.

/I know lots of women and they all think I'm nice
//I just don't consider them "friends". "Friends" are people I confide in, so I don't use the term lightly.
 
2010-09-10 05:32:33 PM
Gwendolyn:Quietly slipping into a country to had out a million dollars or so in aid is great, and she's given millions and millions too, but that's not what her volunteer job is with the UNHCR.

You're right about that but most of the millions she's donated isn't money she's earned. It's money she's made from selling pictures of her babies to the highest bidder or lawsuits she's won against the tabloids. And look, at the end of the day, I know she doesn't have to do that. She probably does more than the average celebrity but she just doesn't seem genuine.

Brad Pitt's involvement in the rebuilding of NOLA has brought alot of press and attention without any AWing from him. He goes there, gets his hands dirty and gets sh*t done. I don't need to see him walking through a ravaged area with a sad look on his face to know that he's making a difference there.
 
2010-09-10 05:49:10 PM
PeppermintHippo: Gwendolyn:Quietly slipping into a country to had out a million dollars or so in aid is great, and she's given millions and millions too, but that's not what her volunteer job is with the UNHCR.

You're right about that but most of the millions she's donated isn't money she's earned. It's money she's made from selling pictures of her babies to the highest bidder or lawsuits she's won against the tabloids. And look, at the end of the day, I know she doesn't have to do that. She probably does more than the average celebrity but she just doesn't seem genuine.


Disagree. When giving to charity, there's nothing wrong with using the abilities, skills and resources at your disposal. She's famous. Her fame brings in money to her. Money is money. Why not use it for good?


Brad Pitt's involvement in the rebuilding of NOLA has brought alot of press and attention without any AWing from him. He goes there, gets his hands dirty and gets sh*t done. I don't need to see him walking through a ravaged area with a sad look on his face to know that he's making a difference there.

Not everyone is skilled enough to do hands-on work. Celebrities are valuable to charities for the very fact that they do bring attention (and $) to whatever they do. You don't have to swing a hammer to help a charity.
 
2010-09-10 06:07:28 PM
i farking hate jennifer aniston. (im not even sure why,she just bothers me) sooooo high five,angelina!
 
2010-09-10 06:16:30 PM
Dear Angie,

Please eat and get back to the way you were in Tomb Raider. If you are doing any illegal drugs, stop. If you are abusing legal drugs, stop. You're one of the luminaries of my generation (we were born a few days apart). i want you to live a long life and be remembered for great things. Not for starving to death or ODing in hotel.
 
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