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(Celebuzz)   Drunk Lisa Marie Presley vs. Stairs: Who ya' got?   ( celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Lisa Marie Presley, stairs, Pacific coast, vodka  
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7042 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Sep 2010 at 12:24 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-09-10 11:54:31 AM  
My money's on the terlet.
 
2010-09-10 11:58:12 AM  
I'm gonna go with high, as well. You could blindfold her with dental floss.
 
2010-09-10 12:23:36 PM  
That's a hunk'a hunk'a falling drunk.
 
2010-09-10 12:27:14 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: That's a hunk'a hunk'a falling drunk.


She looks all shook up.
 
2010-09-10 12:29:19 PM  
She can do anything, but don't puke on my blue suede shoes.
 
2010-09-10 12:46:09 PM  
viva la vodka!
 
2010-09-10 12:58:48 PM  
So some has-been daughter of an actual famous and talented person gets blitzed and biffs on some stairs? No broken nose/teeth? No up-skirt shots to realize she isn't wearing panties? Boooooo

/Fark
//I am disappoint
 
2010-09-10 01:04:50 PM  

LeroyBourne: viva la vodak!


FTFY
 
2010-09-10 01:28:45 PM  
Are there Pics of embarrassment ?

Stupid site is blocked at work.
 
2010-09-10 01:43:03 PM  
I dunno. Stairs is a big dude.
www3.allaroundphilly.com
 
2010-09-10 01:48:46 PM  
Definitely has the In the Ghetto look.
 
2010-09-10 01:52:31 PM  
Can you imagine, she makes something like $50 million a year for being born. And she'll make that for life.
 
2010-09-10 02:02:54 PM  
I got tree fiddy on the body thetans.
 
2010-09-10 02:06:10 PM  
I followed the link intending to laugh at another drunk celebrity but was distracted by this other slideshow.
 
2010-09-10 02:11:42 PM  
Wow, look at all the Suspicious Minds, just because She Can't Help Falling In Love A Drunken Stupor.


/FTFM
 
2010-09-10 02:22:52 PM  
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2010-09-10 02:31:21 PM  
xdedd

*sigh*

What once was, and will never be again.
 
2010-09-10 02:39:31 PM  
Like everyone here has never gotten drunk and tripped on some stairs.

We just didn't have a bunch of people taking pictures. I bet some of my falls were funnier - or more pathetic. If there were pics, you could decide.
 
2010-09-10 02:53:07 PM  

mud_shark: Like everyone here has never gotten drunk and tripped on some stairs.

We just didn't have a bunch of people taking pictures. I bet some of my falls were funnier - or more pathetic. If there were pics, you could decide.


/nod
Hell, I've completely lost equilibrium and done a face plant... more than once. One time I got so drunk I fell off the sidewalk into a drainage ditch whilst puking all over myself. Then commenced to crawl the rest of the way back to my flat.

That was my 20's, took me a while, but I finally realized I didn't have to get completely black-out puking drunk to enjoy myself. Thank goodness I wasn't famous and had paparazzi following me everywhere.
 
2010-09-10 03:01:02 PM  
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Well that ruins everything xdedd. She looks way too much like her father.
 
2010-09-10 03:01:32 PM  

nicotommer: xdedd

*sigh*

What once was, and will never be again.



Never could get into Lisa Marie. The face is just too close to her old man.
 
2010-09-10 03:04:07 PM  

Sybarite: nicotommer: xdedd

*sigh*

What once was, and will never be again.


Never could get into Lisa Marie. The face is just too close to her old man.


Missed it by 30 seconds. It would have been fun.
 
2010-09-10 04:08:30 PM  

stuhayes2010: Can you imagine, she makes something like $50 million a year for being born. And she'll make that for life.


plus all the money for being jackson's beard
 
2010-09-10 04:41:50 PM  
bestofmichaeljackson.jclondon.com

/hot like she used to be
 
2010-09-10 04:47:02 PM  
How's that Scientology working out for ya Lisa?
 
2010-09-10 06:14:26 PM  

Panty Sniffer: Well that ruins everything xdedd. She looks way too much like her father.



I came to say the same thing...looks WAY too much like him
 
2010-09-10 06:40:43 PM  
Damn, where did she get Quaaludes?
 
2010-09-10 07:33:45 PM  

goochmeister42: /hot like she used to be


IF you squint your eyes, you can pretend it's a lesbian kiss scene.
 
2010-09-10 11:25:45 PM  
My shoe!
 
2010-09-11 04:54:03 AM  

mud_shark: Like everyone here has never gotten drunk and tripped on some stairs.

We just didn't have a bunch of people taking pictures. I bet some of my falls were funnier - or more pathetic. If there were pics, you could decide.


Check my profile. Stairs got the better of me. Except ... I was sober. And at work.
 
2010-09-11 05:53:16 AM  

zarberg: Check my profile. Stairs got the better of me. Except ... I was sober. And at work.


I wish I hadn't looked at those photos.
 
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