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(Fox 5 Atlanta) Amusing Couple siphons gas from a Salvation Army vehicle, get a mouthful of karma when they both suddenly catch fire   (myfoxatlanta.com) divider line 43
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Hawnkee
2010-09-10 09:35:06 AM
That sucks.
 
yert
2010-09-10 09:35:16 AM
That sucks
 
yert
2010-09-10 09:35:54 AM
god damit so much
 
Andrew Wiggin
2010-09-10 09:36:04 AM
That sucks
 
Derek Force [TotalFark]
2010-09-10 09:36:35 AM
Darwin failed on his finishing move...

\that sucks
 
UberStickleback
2010-09-10 09:39:41 AM
i just wondered...

Does that suck?
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2010-09-10 09:42:16 AM
static.howstuffworks.com

/that sucks
 
Razorwolf
2010-09-10 09:42:23 AM
They're lucky the fire got them before the Salvation Army did. History proves those people know how to kick ass when needs be.
 
degreeless
2010-09-10 09:42:43 AM
It's alright because they like the way it hurts..
 
Bullroarer_Took
2010-09-10 09:44:05 AM
Ha!
i106.photobucket.com
 
seadoo2006
2010-09-10 09:44:40 AM
young-alumni.com
 
Gulliver
2010-09-10 09:45:16 AM
They put one of them out with a "garden house"?

/that's gotta hurt
 
yert
2010-09-10 09:47:25 AM
Gulliver: They put one of them out with a "garden house"?

/that's gotta hurt

She was a bad witch
/sucks to be her
 
oldmildog
2010-09-10 09:50:40 AM
What was the ignition source? Was someone using a cell phone?
 
Milamber1a
2010-09-10 10:00:03 AM
www.flashasylum.com
 
Derek Force [TotalFark]
2010-09-10 10:00:15 AM
oldmildog
What was the ignition source? Was someone using a cell phone?

An action hero must have shot at the gas tank. That, or the van rolled off a cliff why they were ciphoning from it.
 
Dan2ine
2010-09-10 10:00:53 AM
verynoice.com
That sucks.
 
Millennium
2010-09-10 10:03:34 AM
Razorwolf: They're lucky the fire got them before the Salvation Army did. History proves those people know how to kick ass when needs be.

The Salvation Army would scare the fark out of me if they weren't so dedicated to their charity work. As it stands, I'm glad they're doing what they're doing, partly because it takes up so much of their time that they can't do much else. Let that state of affairs continue.
 
6655321
2010-09-10 10:04:30 AM
The witness used a garden hose to douse the woman. Amateur.
 
NightOwl2255
2010-09-10 10:06:03 AM
She was taken to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle and is expected to recover.

Damn, that's a shame.
 
TheSilverOne
2010-09-10 10:10:15 AM
Wildcard, biatches! YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW
 
BigNumber12 [TotalFark]
2010-09-10 10:13:57 AM
Wait a minute, where the hell am I?

Came for Farkers hating on a Christian organization setting a couple of poor innocent victim criminals on fire, leaving... disappointed.
 
theknuckler_33
2010-09-10 10:25:42 AM
They must have been Cheech and Chong fans.

Link (new window)
 
TheGogmagog
2010-09-10 10:26:14 AM
Wanted for questioning:
[Screencap_of_TF2_Pyro_with_flare_gun.jpg]

/Sucks.
 
Genju
2010-09-10 10:54:04 AM
Woohoo! I love it when thieves get their comeuppance.
 
StoPPeRmobile
2010-09-10 11:04:44 AM
People, people, you have to get your dogma straight.

www.gnorb.net
Karma doesn't work that way.
 
stebain
2010-09-10 11:07:16 AM
WTF? They're idiots for stealing gas and for doing whatever it was that caused them to light but that doesn't make catching fire funny or just.
 
Rufus Lee King
2010-09-10 11:08:16 AM
Is good at siphon (and gozintas):

i1041.photobucket.com

/naught plus naught
/carry the naught
 
fat boy [TotalFark]
2010-09-10 11:08:46 AM
Witness doused the burning bush
 
StoPPeRmobile
2010-09-10 11:13:22 AM
fat boy: Witness doused the burning bush

with love lotion.
 
TheGogmagog
2010-09-10 11:13:38 AM
When she gets out of intensive care, I bet she'll have some "words" (gasoline and matches) for her husband who put himself out and fled the scene.
 
StoPPeRmobile
2010-09-10 11:24:08 AM
fat boy: Witness doused the burning bush

Well there goes God's plan.
 
AbbeySomeone
2010-09-10 11:46:56 AM
TheGogmagog: When she gets out of intensive care, I bet she'll have some "words" (gasoline and matches) for her husband who put himself out and fled the scene.

It was just a slight misunderstanding. So what if he kicked her under a burning van and fled; he's a very good man and she loves him.

stebain: WTF? They're idiots for stealing gas and for doing whatever it was that caused them to light but that doesn't make catching fire funny or just.

I bet they won't do it again.
 
wambu
2010-09-10 11:59:53 AM
Why didn't the crowd piss on them to put the fire out?

/where is R. Kelly when you need him?
 
Genju
2010-09-10 12:02:12 PM
wambu: Why didn't the crowd piss on them to put the fire out?

/where is R. Kelly when you need him?

Or stomp them out like flaming bags of poop.

/It's poop again!
 
Marley'sGirl
2010-09-10 12:23:04 PM
StoPPeRmobile: People, people, you have to get your dogma straight.


Karma doesn't work that way.

Karma is a lot like Irony - Very few people actually understand the concept at all, but still find it necessary to cite it regularly as if they are unbelievable witty.
 
Password_Is_My_Password
2010-09-10 01:33:36 PM
t2.gstatic.com

They should have asked these two for advice.

//hot like flaming stolen gas.
 
docmattic
2010-09-10 01:44:53 PM
Oooohhhh, burn!
 
StoPPeRmobile
2010-09-10 02:07:22 PM
Marley'sGirl: StoPPeRmobile: People, people, you have to get your dogma straight.

Karma doesn't work that way.

Karma is a lot like Irony - Very few people actually understand the concept at all, but still find it necessary to cite it regularly as if they are unbelievable witty.

I wasn't trying to be deep or something. I just like Morbo.

/It's my Dharma.
 
voran
2010-09-10 02:52:41 PM
Well, obviously that's what happens when you try to steal from Satan's van.
 
walken4life
2010-09-10 04:25:09 PM
Lucky for them they were not caught by the militant wing of the Salvation Army. Never would have found the bodies.

\Gaurds!
\\Kill dees vimmen!
\\\Frau
 
StoPPeRmobile
2010-09-10 06:57:12 PM
walken4life: Lucky for them they were not caught by the militant wing of the Salvation Army. Never would have found the bodies.

\Gaurds!
\\Kill dees vimmen!
\\\Frau

whinny?
 
Benjimin_Dover
2010-09-10 11:44:57 PM
As the witness approached and startled the suspects by tossing a lighted Zippo at their feet the fire broke out.
 
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