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(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Reasons why a cop might think you're drinking and driving: 1) Your flip-flops don't match. 2) You hand over the sales contract for the car instead of the vehicle registration. 3) You brag about having Sex on the Beach twice in one night   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 15
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Sline
2010-09-10 04:29:27 AM
I plead the fifth!
 
Pribar [TotalFark]
2010-09-10 04:34:16 AM
Sline: I plead the fifth!

too late she already drank it
 
Ball Zitch
2010-09-10 04:52:59 AM
Pribar: Sline: I plead the fifth!

too late she already drank it

Then she peed the fifth.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2010-09-10 06:27:05 AM
Sex on the beach makes me think of sand in the hoo-haa.
 
FeatheredSun
2010-09-10 06:29:16 AM
What a silly little fark-toy.
 
love-m'-beer [TotalFark]
2010-09-10 06:46:10 AM
TTItotallyUWOP.
 
Sork
2010-09-10 07:08:50 AM
Is driving in flip-flops even legal?
/and I don't mean by the fashion police
 
Honest Bender
2010-09-10 07:23:07 AM
If I had sex on the beach twice in one night, you couldn't GET me to shut up about it.

/WHEN not if.
//Gotta think positive!
 
animal900
2010-09-10 08:26:03 AM
Sork: Is driving in flip-flops even legal?


upload.wikimedia.org

If this dude can get away with riding in flip flops, I imagine driving is legal.
 
Bullroarer_Took
2010-09-10 08:52:52 AM
animal900: Sork: Is driving in flip-flops even legal?

If this dude can get away with riding in flip flops, I imagine driving is legal.

That is some serious stupid.
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2010-09-10 09:02:31 AM
animal900

He'll learn his lesson when his leg brushes against that exhaust pipe. Ah, roasting the fatted calf.
 
dryknife
2010-09-10 09:05:08 AM
C)?
 
Sork
2010-09-10 09:05:26 AM
animal900: If this dude can get away with riding in flip flops, I imagine driving is legal.

By that definition everything is legal until you get caught.
 
StrangeQ
2010-09-10 12:30:50 PM
Okay, so she did flat out admit to the drinking, but there is nothing inherently wrong with the sales contract if you just bought the car and are still within your thiry day grace period.
 
leonel
2010-09-10 12:57:46 PM
Twice? Pft I can down 4 of those drinks in one sitting!
 
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