Crack pipe not on the dashboard; it was in the driver's side door panel. He must have been at her passenger window in order for that to be in plain view. In my car he would have had to be halfway through the driver window with his head in my lap for that to be plain view.

Still though, I can't expect much in the way of smarts from this chick, else she wouldn't be smoking crack in the first place. It doesn't surprise me at all that she thinks it's ok to flag down cops with booze and drugs in the car... and no license to boot.

That's niceville.

I've got it!

What is Thursday in Florida?

No, you stop for skrimps

Amateur day in Florida?

PacManDreaming: After drinking malt liquor and smoking crack, stripping naked, painting yourself green and running around with peacock feathers sticking out of your ass would probably sound like a good idea. So, why not stop and talk to the police for a while?

Malt Liquor, Energy Drinks and Crack: Shortcut to (C).

Afterward, did he not know where he was going?

Life_is_a_carnivore: No, you stop for skrimps

no, thats if you're smoking a blunt.

this strikes me as a true/false question rather than multiple choice. fill in the blank would have been acceptable. also.

Perhaps it was an semiconscious cry for help.

As stupid as that is I suppose it's better than killing someone, chopping them up, and putting them into garbage bags in the back of your car then promptly violently crashing because you fell asleep at the wheel.

/Stupid Florida people

Florida DUI trifecta in play?

Also, this occurred in the panhandle so I'm not really surprised at all. Anything north of I-4 is a shiathole.

NICEVILLE again! I think we might have found the umbilical of Florida stupid.

In normal times this'd be OK.

But Florida is now full of burning Koreans and you need local police help to avoid the hotspots if you're carrying flammable crack cocaine or alcohol.

PacManDreaming: After drinking malt liquor and smoking crack, stripping naked, painting yourself green and running around with peacock feathers sticking out of your ass would probably sound like a good idea. So, why not stop and talk to the police for a while?



wants to fly like a peacock.

would love to see that mugshot

bongmiester: The drank the makes you go Derp

I love those!

davidphogan: I love those!

it appears it is "lunch flavor".

davidphogan: That's niceville.

No, don't blame this one on Niceville. That girl was from DeFuniak Springs, an even seedier town.

OneNightStand: NICEVILLE again! I think we might have found the umbilical of Florida stupid.

Again, not Niceville's fault this time. -_-;

This is ridiculous. Pig fundraising at its finest. We pay their salaries with our tax dollars so that they can help us when we need it, not so that they can arrest us for arbitrary drug laws and victimless crimes, just to earn more money by issuing tickets.

See... this is why men don't stop for directions... you just can't be too careful!

BigNumber12: This is ridiculous. Pig fundraising at its finest. We pay their salaries with our tax dollars so that they can help us when we need it, not so that they can arrest us for arbitrary drug laws and victimless crimes, just to earn more money by issuing tickets.

-2/10.

Please return any previous intertubes you may have won. They are now possessions of the state.

SearchN: -2/10.

Please return any previous intertubes you may have won. They are now possessions of the state.

Did I do it right? I just want to fit in here on Fark.

BigNumber12: SearchN: -2/10.

Please return any previous intertubes you may have won. They are now possessions of the state.

Did I do it right? I just want to fit in here on Fark.

Just about, if you had brought up AZ's immigration law and something about the Quran burning you could really have moved it.

/Funny, I am right down the street from you it seems.

SearchN: Just about, if you had brought up AZ's immigration law and something about the Quran burning you could really have moved it.

It was my first real troll attempt, as evidenced by my quick confession. I haven't built up much endurance yet.


SearchN: /Funny, I am right down the street from you it seems.

How's the smoke today? I can't see it anymore, have a clear view of the mountains.

BigNumber12: SearchN: Just about, if you had brought up AZ's immigration law and something about the Quran burning you could really have moved it.

It was my first real troll attempt, as evidenced by my quick confession. I haven't built up much endurance yet.


SearchN: /Funny, I am right down the street from you it seems.

How's the smoke today? I can't see it anymore, have a clear view of the mountains.

Helps to get into the threads sooner though.

/thread jack/Parents are in North Boulder and they told me it was pretty bad last night. They issued evac warnings for everyone west of Broadway due to the winds. I am at work in Niwot and I can't see it from here, but it looks like we do have some much needed rain rolling in. /thread jack off/

BigNumber12: This is ridiculous. Pig fundraising at its finest. We pay their salaries with our tax dollars so that they can help us when we need it, not so that they can arrest us for arbitrary drug laws and victimless crimes, just to earn more money by issuing tickets.

That's what I'm sayin'. Farking cops. They're never around when you need one and if you do finally manage to wave one down, they take you downtown.