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Kanemano
2010-09-09 09:39:20 PM
with extra ketchup
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
2010-09-09 09:39:42 PM
haha man, that Obama strikes again. Obama.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 09:40:40 PM
A woman shooter? How'd they get Kraft Foods in the kitch... oh, wait.
 
Flyerguy
2010-09-09 09:40:46 PM
That factory is a bastion of delicious smells and wonderful cookies, not murder most foul :(
 
Thegreaser
2010-09-09 09:40:51 PM
Kanemano: with extra ketchup

I prefer Sriracha.
 
4chan Ambassador
2010-09-09 09:41:16 PM
Philadelphia Police are investigating a shootout at the Kraft Foods Building earlier this evening. Officials say an African American woman named Ivan Hillar is the alleged shooter.

http://cbs3.com/
 
Somaticasual
2010-09-09 09:41:58 PM
krafty headline, subby..
 
Somaticasual
2010-09-09 09:43:00 PM
Officials say an African American woman named Ivan Hillar is the alleged shooter.-FTA

A black woman named ivan. Well, you have to admit you don't see that often.
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 09:43:05 PM
Swiss cheese, amirite?
 
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here
2010-09-09 09:43:21 PM
Somaticasual: krafty headline, subby..

DAMN YOU!
 
4chan Ambassador
2010-09-09 09:43:40 PM
4chan Ambassador: Philadelphia Police are investigating a shootout at the Kraft Foods Building earlier this evening. Officials say an African American woman named Ivan Hillar is the alleged shooter.

Never mind, they removed that piece of info =/
 
memilkisyummy
2010-09-09 09:44:17 PM
$10 says the guy she shot was a boyfriend or ex, and another person shot is the chick he was banging behind her back.
 
FarKnight
2010-09-09 09:44:59 PM
the blue box blues alright
 
4chan Ambassador
2010-09-09 09:45:21 PM
Police apprehend suspect in Kraft Foods plant shooting

Link (new window)
 
Somaticasual
2010-09-09 09:45:38 PM
4chan Ambassador: 4chan Ambassador: Philadelphia Police are investigating a shootout at the Kraft Foods Building earlier this evening. Officials say an African American woman named Ivan Hillar is the alleged shooter.

Never mind, they removed that piece of info =/

heh. i smell a pending lawsuit for leaking it.
 
One Bad Apple
2010-09-09 09:45:44 PM
Somaticasual: Officials say an African American woman named Ivan Hillar is the alleged shooter.-FTA

A black woman named ivan. Well, you have to admit you don't see that often.

It used to be spelt : Yvonne ?
 
skinink
2010-09-09 09:45:49 PM
Police warn anyone still trapped in the building not to drink the Kool-Aid
 
tenhigh
2010-09-09 09:46:02 PM
Kanemano: with extra ketchup

I thought i was the only person who does this.
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 09:46:24 PM
Somaticasual: krafty headline, subby..

I submitted, it, but Quasar wrote the line in the NFL thread.
 
4chan Ambassador
2010-09-09 09:47:09 PM
 
bobug
2010-09-09 09:47:31 PM
FTFA: ...Formerly the Keebler Factory...

Wow, those elves sure do hold a grudge, don't they?
 
DeCypher44
2010-09-09 09:48:52 PM
tenhigh: Kanemano: with extra ketchup

I thought i was the only person who does this.

Me too!
 
Doc Loliday
2010-09-09 09:49:05 PM
Did you hear they opened a Kraft factory in Israel? The Cheeses of Nazareth plant.
 
muck4doo
2010-09-09 09:49:18 PM
crap. Don't ruin my football night biatch.
 
zvoidx
2010-09-09 09:49:40 PM
ever wonder why you just can't get buy a big bag of the orange powder and make your own mac and cheese?

i25.tinypic.com
 
Sock Ruh Tease
2010-09-09 09:50:03 PM
Regarding subby: how dairy submit a headline this cheesy?
 
Kanemano
2010-09-09 09:50:16 PM
Somaticasual: Officials say an African American woman named Ivan Hillar is the alleged shooter.-FTA

A black woman named ivan. Well, you have to admit you don't see that often.

Cracker, please
 
lakrfool
2010-09-09 09:50:16 PM
www.speedytoys.com

Shells & Cheese
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 09:50:21 PM
Somaticasual: 4chan Ambassador: 4chan Ambassador: Philadelphia Police are investigating a shootout at the Kraft Foods Building earlier this evening. Officials say an African American woman named Ivan Hillar is the alleged shooter.

Never mind, they removed that piece of info =/

heh. i smell a pending lawsuit for leaking it.

Well there goes any chance of instantly blaming teabaggers...
 
HelloMyNameIs
2010-09-09 09:50:51 PM
First thought on the address was memories of visiting depressing lower-middle-class areas of Philly. I'd shoot someone if my life were constrained to Bensalem, too.
 
elev8meL8r
2010-09-09 09:50:57 PM
Thegreaser: Kanemano: with extra ketchup

I prefer Sriracha.

This. I have to go to the Oriental market to get the half-gallon bottle. Still only last me about two weeks.
 
DempseySR26
2010-09-09 09:51:59 PM
Hope and Change.
 
The_Hound
2010-09-09 09:52:02 PM
HOY material, great job, subby!
 
Mensan
2010-09-09 09:54:50 PM
There should be a background check and waiting period before PMS.
 
zulius
2010-09-09 09:55:30 PM
Kanemano: with extra ketchup

Oblig... (new window)
 
vudukungfu
2010-09-09 09:57:46 PM
Somaticasual: Officials say an African American woman named Ivan Hillar is the alleged shooter.-FTA

A black woman named ivan. Well, you have to admit you don't see that often.

You wanted a cracker?
/Polly wanted a cracker.
 
whatshisname
2010-09-09 09:57:57 PM
4chan Ambassador: NBC Philly says 2 dead

It's a Miracle Whip there weren't more fatalities.
 
endmile
2010-09-09 10:00:14 PM
FTFA: The Kraft Food plant was formerly known as the Nabisco Factory.

No wonder. I'd be pissed too.
 
b0rg9
2010-09-09 10:00:15 PM
elev8meL8r: Thegreaser: Kanemano: with extra ketchup

I prefer Sriracha.

This. I have to go to the Oriental market to get the half-gallon bottle. Still only last me about two weeks.

You know that stuff comes in asst. flavors?

upload.wikimedia.org


/dad used to work at that former Nabisco plant
 
altinos
2010-09-09 10:00:34 PM
Kanemano: with extra ketchup

Kraft Dinner with dijon ketchup?
 
TheWizard
2010-09-09 10:00:38 PM
It's Northeast Philly. How is a shooting news?
 
lakrfool
2010-09-09 10:01:19 PM
i.walmartimages.com
 
endmile
2010-09-09 10:01:54 PM
Ponzholio: Somaticasual: 4chan Ambassador: 4chan Ambassador: Philadelphia Police are investigating a shootout at the Kraft Foods Building earlier this evening. Officials say an African American woman named Ivan Hillar is the alleged shooter.

Never mind, they removed that piece of info =/

heh. i smell a pending lawsuit for leaking it.

Well there goes any chance of instantly blaming teabaggers...

I am confident we can find a way to blame this on Glenn Beck...
 
Tax Boy
2010-09-09 10:02:38 PM
Every man who makes me mac and cheese always turns out to be a violent sociopath.
 
Barakku
2010-09-09 10:02:43 PM
Weird, a woman
 
maxximillian
2010-09-09 10:03:16 PM
bobug: FTFA: ...Formerly the Keebler Factory...

Wow, those elves sure do hold a grudge, don't they?

You ain't kidding
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
Those freaking eleves came out of no where man
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 10:03:17 PM
zvoidx: ever wonder why you just can't get buy a big bag of the orange powder and make your own mac and cheese?

actually you can. Not a big bag of it, but a shaker of it. I hear its good for popcorn.
 
whatshisname
2010-09-09 10:06:17 PM
SilentStrider: zvoidx: ever wonder why you just can't get buy a big bag of the orange powder and make your own mac and cheese?

actually you can. Not a big bag of it, but a shaker of it. I hear its good for popcorn.

The bulk stores sell it. Cheddar Cheese powder. You can tell it by the orange glow and the haz-mat symbol on the bin.
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2010-09-09 10:06:38 PM
Anybody found the facebook or myspace profile yet
 
hanna2056
2010-09-09 10:07:23 PM
SilentStrider: zvoidx: ever wonder why you just can't get buy a big bag of the orange powder and make your own mac and cheese?

actually you can. Not a big bag of it, but a shaker of it. I hear its good for popcorn.

Amazon has big bags of cheese powder. I have no idea why I know this.
 
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