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(The Sun) Fail Drunk driving pirates get a hole-in-one. The Sun is there   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 20
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PacManDreaming [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 11:37:57 PM
FTA: "Club officials say two people were found asleep in the back of the vehicle both dressed as PIRATES."

Too bad they didn't include a mugshot.
 
baka-san [TotalFark]
2010-09-10 03:01:32 AM
Damn, guys across the pond really KNOW how to but a bunker.
 
JJR
2010-09-10 05:30:10 AM
should have used a different driver
 
Shef
2010-09-10 05:35:03 AM
Dressed as pirates... if only there was a lighthouse to warn them of the golf bunkers.
 
Gneiss
2010-09-10 05:38:30 AM
drink-driving ... heheheh
 
Purple_Jack
2010-09-10 05:46:07 AM
On a golfing holiday in Spain a few years back, I saw a guy drive up to his ball in a buggy. The ball was by the side of a lake and the guy jumped out in plenty time, but the momentum took the buggy over the edge. The funniest thing was watching his friends' reaction as their clubs were in the back. Half an hour later, we saw a tractor towing a dripping buggy back to the clubhouse.
 
donnielove
2010-09-10 05:52:56 AM
Drinking impairs your ability to drive. It also effects putting and chipping.
 
Nick Nostril
2010-09-10 06:32:08 AM
So... if one is busted for drink-driving, one has had one too many drunks?
 
sethstorm
2010-09-10 06:40:24 AM
Club officials say two people were found asleep in the back of the vehicle - both dressed as PIRATES.

Looks like they had a little too much Captain in them.
 
Ron T Davenport
2010-09-10 06:57:14 AM
THIS is the moment a suspected drink-driver was arrested after crashing his car - into a GOLF BUNKER.

I read that in this voice (new window)

Made it a much better article.
 
Sid_6.7 [TotalFark]
2010-09-10 07:10:20 AM
Bertie Wooster?!
 
davidphogan
2010-09-10 07:45:09 AM
PacManDreaming: FTA: "Club officials say two people were found asleep in the back of the vehicle both dressed as PIRATES."

Too bad they didn't include a mugshot.

That's better.
 
Ring3577
2010-09-10 08:34:25 AM
The world is a donut and we are but holes.
 
mud_shark
2010-09-10 08:58:42 AM
sethstorm: Club officials say two people were found asleep in the back of the vehicle - both dressed as PIRATES.

Looks like they had a little too much Captain in them.

What kind of butt pirate wants a little captain in them?

think I just answered my own question.
 
Cyborg77
2010-09-10 09:00:08 AM
The English take drinking to a whole other level.

/Westward Ho!
 
abhorrent1
2010-09-10 09:06:32 AM
Drink driving? WTF is that?
They weren't driving drink, they were driving dunk hence, DRUNK driver.

/I'm so drink.
//Going out latter to get rip-roaring drink.
///I'm hung over cause I got really drink last night.
////Stupid Brits
 
RedMoskeeto
2010-09-10 09:07:02 AM
And that completes the Drunk Driving Trifecta. Huzzah!
 
shirtsbyeric
2010-09-10 09:26:16 AM
How do they prove which one was driving. They could have crashed, went and got drunk came back to wait for a tow truck and went to sleep.

/not a lawyer
 
Solaris79
2010-09-10 11:25:23 AM
blogs.citypages.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
Pert
2010-09-10 05:43:28 PM
abhorrent1: Drink driving? WTF is that?
They weren't driving drink, they were driving dunk hence, DRUNK driver.

/I'm so drink.
//Going out latter to get rip-roaring drink.
///I'm hung over cause I got really drink last night.
////Stupid Brits

The fail is strong in this one.

/we call it "drinking and driving" aka drink driving
 
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