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PacManDreaming

2010-09-09 11:37:57 PM

FTA: "Club officials say two people were found asleep in the back of the vehicle both dressed as PIRATES."

Too bad they didn't include a mugshot.

baka-san

2010-09-10 03:01:32 AM

Damn, guys across the pond really KNOW how to but a bunker.

JJR

2010-09-10 05:30:10 AM

should have used a different driver

Shef

2010-09-10 05:35:03 AM

Dressed as pirates... if only there was a lighthouse to warn them of the golf bunkers.

Gneiss

2010-09-10 05:38:30 AM

drink-driving ... heheheh

Purple_Jack

2010-09-10 05:46:07 AM

On a golfing holiday in Spain a few years back, I saw a guy drive up to his ball in a buggy. The ball was by the side of a lake and the guy jumped out in plenty time, but the momentum took the buggy over the edge. The funniest thing was watching his friends' reaction as their clubs were in the back. Half an hour later, we saw a tractor towing a dripping buggy back to the clubhouse.

donnielove

2010-09-10 05:52:56 AM

Drinking impairs your ability to drive. It also effects putting and chipping.

Nick Nostril

2010-09-10 06:32:08 AM

So... if one is busted for drink-driving, one has had one too many drunks?

sethstorm

2010-09-10 06:40:24 AM

Club officials say two people were found asleep in the back of the vehicle - both dressed as PIRATES.

Looks like they had a little too much Captain in them.

Ron T Davenport

2010-09-10 06:57:14 AM

THIS is the moment a suspected drink-driver was arrested after crashing his car - into a GOLF BUNKER.

I read that in this voice (new window)

Made it a much better article.

Sid_6.7

2010-09-10 07:10:20 AM

Bertie Wooster?!

davidphogan

2010-09-10 07:45:09 AM

PacManDreaming: FTA: "Club officials say two people were found asleep in the back of the vehicle both dressed as PIRATES."

Too bad they didn't include a mugshot.

That's better.

Ring3577

2010-09-10 08:34:25 AM

The world is a donut and we are but holes.

mud_shark

2010-09-10 08:58:42 AM

sethstorm: Club officials say two people were found asleep in the back of the vehicle - both dressed as PIRATES.

Looks like they had a little too much Captain in them.

What kind of butt pirate wants a little captain in them?

think I just answered my own question.

Cyborg77

2010-09-10 09:00:08 AM

The English take drinking to a whole other level.

/Westward Ho!

abhorrent1

2010-09-10 09:06:32 AM

Drink driving? WTF is that?
They weren't driving drink, they were driving dunk hence, DRUNK driver.

/I'm so drink.
//Going out latter to get rip-roaring drink.
///I'm hung over cause I got really drink last night.
////Stupid Brits

RedMoskeeto

2010-09-10 09:07:02 AM

And that completes the Drunk Driving Trifecta. Huzzah!

shirtsbyeric

2010-09-10 09:26:16 AM

How do they prove which one was driving. They could have crashed, went and got drunk came back to wait for a tow truck and went to sleep.

/not a lawyer

Solaris79

2010-09-10 11:25:23 AM

Wanted for questioning.

Pert

2010-09-10 05:43:28 PM

abhorrent1: Drink driving? WTF is that?
They weren't driving drink, they were driving dunk hence, DRUNK driver.

/I'm so drink.
//Going out latter to get rip-roaring drink.
///I'm hung over cause I got really drink last night.
////Stupid Brits

The fail is strong in this one.

/we call it "drinking and driving" aka drink driving

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