"Fark: Resident who called cops has prior DUI arrest"
I dont think that is really "Fark"

Some people get a DUI and realize the severity and impact of drunk driving.


The heidi fleiss thing is awesome though

Ladies And Gentlemen:

This Is The Perfect Fark Headline.

CSB

My friend is a used car dealer, and I sometimes will help him out by driving some cars around. Some have earned nicknames, and his little Escort is called Heidi. Because of her.

/CSB

tweekster: The heidi fleiss thing is awesome though

Whores! Whores! Whores!

Relax now subby

Protip: News: Bonus: Fark: Not News: Profit! Wait, what?

Let's see. This story involves DUI, an prostitution madam, and embezzlement.

I predict this thread will have lots of Cool Story Bros.

Begoggle: Protip: News: Bonus: Fark: Not News: Profit! Wait, what?

Still no cure for Duke sucks your dog wants kittens.

DA has a severe case of muppet mouth.

Gordon Bennett: "That's really bazaar...of all people," said Pahrump resident Michelle Hebert.

No she did not. Your punishment is to write "Spellcheck is no replacement for a copy editor" 500 times on the board.

Came here to rip on this as well. How did someone NOT catch this?

Busy town...

and not Richard Scarey's.

Is the name of the town really Pahrump? Or was someone just clearing their throat when asked?

This must have happened in one of those really nice neighborhoods with the expensive houses, right?

Transubstantive: Gordon Bennett: "That's really bazaar...of all people," said Pahrump resident Michelle Hebert.

No she did not. Your punishment is to write "Spellcheck is no replacement for a copy editor" 500 times on the board.

Came here to rip on this as well. How did someone NOT catch this?

This is the second time in the last week or so that I've seen this in a news article. It's really bazaar how reporters can't spell.

Yes, Heidi Fleiss can get you a Double Fark, but it'll cost ya.

Last I saw Heidi was living in the desert trying to make a man-whore brothel.

FTFA "Although he has till the end of this year before he leaves office, many think he should consider resigning."

Is this the new abbreviated version of the word until? Never seen it used like this.

/Would a grammar nazi please reply? 'til then, I'll just keep reading.

EleventyOne: Last I saw Heidi was living in the desert trying to make a man-whore brothel.

She still wants to but they're cock blocking her.

Pugdaddyk: FTFA "Although he has till the end of this year before he leaves office, many think he should consider resigning."

Is this the new abbreviated version of the word until? Never seen it used like this.

/Would a grammar nazi please reply? 'til then, I'll just keep reading.

Till was considered wrong but acceptable ten years ago.

ahhhh, my home area.

What Drew, no Nevada tag yet?

cherryl taggart: Is the name of the town really Pahrump? Or was someone just clearing their throat when asked?

Ann Wilson sat down.

davidphogan: Pugdaddyk: FTFA "Although he has till the end of this year before he leaves office, many think he should consider resigning."

Is this the new abbreviated version of the word until? Never seen it used like this.

/Would a grammar nazi please reply? 'til then, I'll just keep reading.

Till was considered wrong but acceptable ten years ago.

Guess I got old along the way somewhere. Missed the day they started allowing it. Thanks
/off my lawn...now!

Pugdaddyk: Guess I got old along the way somewhere. Missed the day they started allowing it. Thanks
/off my lawn...now!

Sorry, I'm a disgruntled broadcasting/journalism at 30. Kids, study history instead. It's the same thing.

I use to think Heidi was super hot when she first was in trouble for the whole madam thing.... now, not so much...

Was it this guy?

Heidi Fleiss is unattractive. Therefore, I will return to not giving a fark.

lolwut

heidi fleiss has a house?!?!?

cherryl taggart: Is the name of the town really Pahrump? Or was someone just clearing their throat when asked?

It is- I used to work for the newspaper there, the "Pahrump Mirror"...which of course makes it CSB time.

EleventyOne: Last I saw Heidi was living in the desert trying to make a man-whore brothel.

Incorrect. She owns/runs a laundromat.

CSB:

I'd been working in Pahrump for less than a week at the paper there when I discovered that Miss Fleiss lived in town. I asked my editor if I could run a story on her, he said that the story had been done to death, but I'd be welcome to go get an interview if I wanted to; he was curious to see what I could get out of her.

Went to her laundromat after calling to set up an appointment; was intercepted at the door by a kindly Asian lady.

"Uh, hi. I'm here to see Miss Fleiss."
"She busy, come back later."
(I could see her in the back, doing nothing)
"Is there any way I could ask her a couple of questions? It won't take long, and this story won't be published most likely."
"I ask. You wait." (I waited.)

I was shown into the back room, where she was sitting.

"Miss Fleiss? I'm here with the Mirror, can I ask you a couple questions?"
"Huh?"
"The Mirror. I'm a new reporter with them."

She stared at me blankly for a few moments, then rummaged through her purse to pull out a phone, which she started messing with. This concluded the interview. I never tried again.

/cee ess bee

Transubstantive: Gordon Bennett: "That's really bazaar...of all people," said Pahrump resident Michelle Hebert.

No she did not. Your punishment is to write "Spellcheck is no replacement for a copy editor" 500 times on the board.

Came here to rip on this as well. How did someone NOT catch this?

This is a semi-automated transcript of a news broadcast. Basically, nobody cares.

In addition to the already noted bizarre bazaar, I noticed my most recent peeve: "...had no ID on him..." and wonder when this construct took root. I would have written 'had no ID on his person' or 'in his possession' and don't care at all for the "on him" that is commonly used.

Is there a Nazi of some sort who could comment authoritatively on this?

Geotpf: Transubstantive: Gordon Bennett: "That's really bazaar...of all people," said Pahrump resident Michelle Hebert.

No she did not. Your punishment is to write "Spellcheck is no replacement for a copy editor" 500 times on the board.

Came here to rip on this as well. How did someone NOT catch this?

This is a semi-automated transcript of a news broadcast. Basically, nobody cares.

First they came for my transcribers, and I said nothing, because I was not a transcriber...

Pugdaddyk: Guess I got old along the way somewhere. Missed the day they started allowing it.

Could've been when "Beckett was also arrested on charges of embezzlement this past may."

Oh, and "why was the identity of a 911 caller revealed?"

Gordon Bennett: "That's really bazaar...of all people," said Pahrump resident Michelle Hebert.

No she did not. Your punishment is to write "Spellcheck is no replacement for a copy editor" 500 times on the board.

Came here for this, left happy.

Increasingly, editors are overlooked or even removed from the process of content generation. Someone needs to be smacked for that.

After reading this, I feel better about my day already.

/now to watch Springer for a shot of self-esteem

calculator13: I use to think Heidi was super hot when she first was in trouble for the whole madam thing.... now, not so much...

Wow, and that is just the beginning stages of ugly. I wonder what the finished product will look like in 20 more years.

mamoru: Excuse me, sir? Seeing that the VP is such a VIP, should we keep the PC under QT? Otherwise it might leak to the VC, he'd be MIA, and we'd all end up on KP....

Only if you fail to salute the LIEUT.

cherryl taggart: Is the name of the town really Pahrump? Or was someone just clearing their throat when asked?

I know I didn't get a Pahrump out of that guy.