FARK.com: (5610771) Man suspected of supermarket robbery jumps into creek to flee police. Because you're reading this on Fark, you can safely assume that the creek didn't lead to a country without extradition laws

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		Man suspected of supermarket robbery jumps into creek to flee police. Because you're reading this on Fark, you can safely assume that the creek didn't lead to a country without extradition laws (news.com.au)		16
		More: Fail, Dannii Minogue, Rob Oakeshott, police pursuit

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What are these goddamn animals

2010-09-09 09:08:32 PM

Premier!

vudukungfu

2010-09-09 09:12:50 PM

he could have swam to Poland

nytmare

2010-09-09 09:19:38 PM

But what about the Toyota van? Was the van ok?

animals, congrats on your retardation.

haydenarrrrgh

2010-09-09 09:27:04 PM

In Australia it's customary to leap into bodies of water to escape theft charges, although you're supposed to kill yourself in the process.

/they even sing songs about it

Quasar

2010-09-09 09:27:54 PM

Wait, the same kind of headline "jumps into creek, since you're reading, etc" as the greenlight from last week? Better this time around, I guess, but it still makes me think he drowned.

Fluffy_the_cactus

2010-09-09 09:29:27 PM

Ahh, the headline made me smile... thanks, I was having a rough afternoon... this has helped.

skinink

2010-09-09 09:35:46 PM

Foolish criminal, pigs know how to swim.

srhp29

2010-09-09 09:49:41 PM

Quasar: Wait, the same kind of headline "jumps into creek, since you're reading, etc" as the greenlight from last week? Better this time around, I guess, but it still makes me think he drowned.

Wish can be a fairly safe assumption based off nothing other than the headline since a dude that just robbed a place jumped into a moving body of water.

numbone

2010-09-09 10:19:13 PM