LOL - Owned.

CLASSIC, especially the double gotcha at the end!

//anybody know where I can rent a carpet shampooer cheap?

///spare keyboard already energized

Green! Thank you, mods.

Is there any reason to believe this is less fake than his last one?

Basically the guy is an attention whore.

Thonks for your support.

Farking epic.

There is no substitute for finesse.

RoyBatty: Is there any reason to believe this is less fake than his last one?

Basically the guy is an attention whore.

Does it matter? He's not soliciting money or offering to meet you at a truck stop for a good time. It's funny, it is at the very least realistic, and it in no way affects my life if he is completely full of shiat.

/real to me, dang it

Walker: RoyBatty: Is there any reason to believe this is less fake than his last one?

Basically the guy is an attention whore.

Even if it is fake it is amusing and entertaining. WE'RE YOU NOT AMUSED AND ENTERTAINED?

So not really, because the facebook gag is only mildly amusing and it's only mildly amusing at that if it's true and the guy did friend Oscar Wilde and that really is his pic and that is an accurate description of his girlfriend. If it's fake, than sorry, I found his other fake ones more amusing, and it's about as well done as my imaginary, "this is how I should have told that other farker off stories" that I play in my head usually near the end of a thread that has gone wrong.

I don't know, I've seen more than a couple internet arguments go this way in my time. Fake or not, it's close enough to reality to make me laugh my ass off.

"I won't read them anymore."

"Yes, you will."

"No, I won't. Wait..."

Thorne is the new Ouzounian (Maddox), except he's managed more epic pranks, particularly "Kate's Birthday Party" (new window) which resulted in 60,000 people showing up.

"I have access to your Facebook page due to the friend request you accepted from the Oscar Wilde profile I constructed yesterday. I assumed the name would hold no relevance to you and, consistency being the last refuge of the unimaginative, I typed 'Redneck wearing baseball cap' into google images to locate a photo you would identify and feel comfortable with."

Which Farker are you?

/+1 bajillion intarwebs good sir

Whilst amusing, it seemed kind of faked and forced to me.

It might be amusing, except for this sentiment.

entertaining at first, but a little too carefully crafted and, frankly, went on a little too long.
Sorry to be a stick-in-the-mud, but that is just how I feel about it.

"Did she eat them?"

Farking gold right there.

And I really don't care if it was faked, it was hilarious.

RoyBatty: Is there any reason to believe this is less fake than his last one?

Basically the guy is an attention whore.

OK, George.

can someone post it here?

/filters, bleh

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 5.19pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: tarded

From: George Lewis
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.04pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: tarded

...and...

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.12pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: dneck

From: George Lewis
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.16pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: dneck

This was really funny and original when SomethingAwful did it every week in 2002.

If I want to hear from rednecks I'll read the Politics tab.

Pure awesomesauce!

That was beautiful.

RoyBatty: Is there any reason to believe this is less fake than his last one?

Basically the guy is an attention whore.

Is "foggot" related to the "Woll Smoth" meme?

I don't email random people telling them that they have a pet cat named Charles on the off chance they do and are not aware of it.

Although....

Now that was funny, real or not I laughed my ass off.

fake

Your dog, troll wants steak.

When an exchange goes all ad hominem, it's best to let the last "you're an ignoramus" volley end it. Otherwise, the lesser witted participant will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Yeehaw y'all!

Doran: "Did she eat them?"

Farking gold right there.

Yah that's where the LOL occurred for me too.

Man On Pink Corner: Taunting dangerous armed idiots. Yay.

If/when I die, I'd like it to happen in a way that's a little less Farkworthy than that.

He's threatening the man with a .32, ha ha. That's like me saying my dad can beat up your dad because my dad won a pillow fight when he was 12. Yeah, you can die by falling on a pencil, but I wouldn't threaten you with a pencil if I was serious. Internet tough guys are virtual reality.

Yes, I have heard those motorhomes can be a biatch to steer.

That's where I lost it.

Way to represent, WV. You honest hardworking ignorant incompetent hoopie.

That was hilarious