Yes, subby but really - where would we store 8.16 tons of Pez?

I think so, Subby, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon?

I think so, submitter, but how will we keep him from getting into the crates of gold spray paint before we reach 30,000 feet?

I think so, Subby.... But I'm not sure the starfish will have such a firm grasp of international finance.

yes, but how would all those eels fit in?

Im pretty sure Subby, but its not like I can deliver a Sea monster on command!

Well I think so Subby. But if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?

I think so, subby, but who would want to go see "Snow White and the Seven Samurai?"

I think so, subby, but if they called them "Sad Meals" the kids wouldn't buy them.

I think so, subby, but I'm telling you, they're going to notice right away that we've replaced all the Doritos in the vending machine with used panties.

Proof that faith worksgarbl!

Are you kidding me? She was that big of a pain in the ass over the tip of her pinky? Christ, she didn't even lose the nail bed.

I think so subby, but do you really think you can get that much cottage cheese?

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19 Nov 95 - TV or Not TV
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one grew back.

Is her name Peg?

jaylectricity: MatriStem wound powder

How many fetuses had to die for this woman's pinky?

The dead serve the living, get used to it!

Thank the fates her husband put that tip on the ice(berg.)

I already told you , subby , i ain't going to watch you bang your cousin. any more. ok . fine . just once more time . except he has got to stay away from me this time. no fireworks .

I think so subby. But I'm going to need a jar of Dippity-Do, two binder clips, and Brittany Spears' cell phone number...

Subby, if you're thinking what I am thinking, then one of us better start rounding up the styrofoam, silly putty, and depleted uranium.

I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.

I think so Subby, but your mom is booked solid for the next 6 months.

I think so subby, two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we need all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worries me is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I know we'll get into that rotten stuff soon enough...

I think so subby, but where are we going to find enough Cheez Whiz?

someone slammed the door hard

Probably the wind, a sign from a greater being telling you to whine less.

"The doctor who was on call at the emergency room told me there was no way he could reattach my pinky,"

And he was farking right.

"I was like, no way, with so much technology out there, there must be some other way to do this," she said. "But he said he wouldn't even attempt to reattach it."

Sounds like someone who hates computers.

immediately got on her computer. With her nine functioning fingers

Ah yes, Pinky... the one that got away:

i lost the nail on my left pinky. it never grew back, and the part where its supposed to connect to your finger got hard and receded back pretty far.

2 years later it was still like that, and it was kind of gross. at the time i was doing a research project about suspended animation, and during part of the class i tried one of those sensory deprivation tanks. (they supposed to encourage spontaneous healing.) i was a big skeptic of even doing it, but i found it relaxing. no big deal.

within a month later my nail had grown back and my finger was completely back to normal.

take it for what you will. i never looked too deep into it... but it happened.

I think so subby, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

Will this work if you chop of your dick?

I think so subby, but if Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

Found it!