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2010-09-09 08:07:29 PM
Was he real sex offender or a public urination sex offender?
 
2010-09-09 08:57:39 PM
Kill the mentally ill: Was he real sex offender or a public urination sex offender?

Biron is a Tier III, or high-risk sex offender, having been convicted in 1999 and again in 2005 for third-degree unlawful sexual contact.


Link (new window)

Victim info suggests he's a pedo (new window)

Why is this sicko not in prison?
 
2010-09-09 09:02:58 PM
4chan Ambassador: Why is this sicko not in prison?

Because we need to make room for all those poor people we throw in jail for possessing plants and medication that was prescribed to them by a doctor.
 
2010-09-09 09:09:53 PM
Kill the mentally ill: Was he real sex offender or a public urination sex offender?

THAT is exactly what is farked up about the sex offender registry. I don't take it seriously because its filled with people that pee in public, had consensual sex with their slightly younger girlfriend, had consensual sex with someone who lied about their age, or some other stupid reason. However then there is this guy who is having sexual contact with someone 1-11 years old. The government has cried wolf one to many times for me.
 
2010-09-09 09:29:46 PM
Etchy333: Because we need to make room for all those poor people we throw in jail for possessing plants and medication that was prescribed to them by a doctor.

Gwendolyn: THAT is exactly what is farked up about the sex offender registry. I don't take it seriously because its filled with people that pee in public, had consensual sex with their slightly younger girlfriend, had consensual sex with someone who lied about their age, or some other stupid reason. However then there is this guy who is having sexual contact with someone 1-11 years old. The government has cried wolf one to many times for me.

Agreed. People who commit harmless "crimes" shouldn't be in jail or on a registry that f*cks the rest of your life up. On the other hand, scum that keeps on raping kids whenever they get the chance, should be.
 
2010-09-09 09:39:04 PM
Are people who rape adults also listed under these registries?
 
2010-09-09 09:47:04 PM
4chan Ambassador: Victim info suggests he's a pedo

That's not the only thing.

www.doverpost.com
 
2010-09-09 09:48:05 PM
coco ebert: Are people who rape adults also listed under these registries?

All sex offenses are included, 'ordinary' rape and sexual assault fall under it.

Gwendolyn: The government has cried wolf one to many times for me.

They seem to have closer to a 10:1 cry:wolf ratio...
 
2010-09-09 09:51:17 PM
It's good that she wants to make her neighbors aware of a sex offender, but she's breaking the law too by placing the fliers in mailboxes. Granted she's not likely to be prosecuted or even fined, but you're not supposed to put fliers & the like in mailboxes.

18 U.S.C. 1725:
Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits any mailable matter such as statements of accounts, circulars, sale bills, or other like matter, on which no postage has been paid, in any letter box established, approved, or accepted by the Postal Service for the receipt or delivery of mail matter on any mail route with intent to avoid payment of lawful postage thereon, shall for each such offense be fined under this title.
 
2010-09-09 10:12:24 PM
Nobody f*cks with the Gary...

/8-year-olds Dude
 
2010-09-09 10:24:13 PM
Troopers say the woman was putting the pamphlets about Biron's sex offender status in his neighbors' mailboxes

I'm sorry, did the troopers arrest this woman for her federal offense? If I was the sex offender I would go to the post office because they will come down on her.

Don't even LOOK in your neighbor's mailbox.

/of course if I was the sex offender I might have other things on my mind
 
2010-09-09 11:07:25 PM
jaylectricity: Troopers say the woman was putting the pamphlets about Biron's sex offender status in his neighbors' mailboxes

I'm sorry, did the troopers arrest this woman for her federal offense? If I was the sex offender I would go to the post office because they will come down on her.

Don't even LOOK in your neighbor's mailbox.

/of course if I was the sex offender I might have other things on my mind


Like 12 year olds?
 
2010-09-09 11:31:06 PM
jaylectricity: Troopers say the woman was putting the pamphlets about Biron's sex offender status in his neighbors' mailboxes

I'm sorry, did the troopers arrest this woman for her federal offense? If I was the sex offender I would go to the post office because they will come down on her.

Don't even LOOK in your neighbor's mailbox.

/of course if I was the sex offender I might have other things on my mind


Stuffing unwanted things into your neighbor's box is offensive to most.
 
2010-09-09 11:32:34 PM
Kill the mentally ill: 4chan Ambassador: Victim info suggests he's a pedo

That's not the only thing.


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2010-09-09 11:35:07 PM
jaylectricity: Troopers say the woman was putting the pamphlets about Biron's sex offender status in his neighbors' mailboxes

I'm sorry, did the troopers arrest this woman for her federal offense? If I was the sex offender I would go to the post office because they will come down on her.

Don't even LOOK in your neighbor's mailbox.



/of course if I was the sex offender I might have other things on my mind



THIS. Don't fark with the USPS, they's some crazy biatches.
 
2010-09-09 11:37:43 PM
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2010-09-09 11:39:08 PM
I knew a teenager who blew up some mailboxes for a lark. A step above just hitting them with baseball bats. Federal offense. haha.
 
2010-09-09 11:40:44 PM
What if you only look like a sex offender.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2010-09-09 11:41:01 PM
Troopers say the woman was putting the pamphlets about Biron's sex offender status in his neighbors' mailboxes when Biron confronted her, grabbed a pamphlet out of her hand and threatened to kill her.

he was just trying to stop her from committing a federal offense
 
2010-09-09 11:42:01 PM
Bathia_Mapes: It's good that she wants to make her neighbors aware of a sex offender, but she's breaking the law too by placing the fliers in mailboxes. Granted she's not likely to be prosecuted or even fined, but you're not supposed to put fliers & the like in mailboxes.

18 U.S.C. 1725:
Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits any mailable matter such as statements of accounts, circulars, sale bills, or other like matter, on which no postage has been paid, in any letter box established, approved, or accepted by the Postal Service for the receipt or delivery of mail matter on any mail route with intent to avoid payment of lawful postage thereon, shall for each such offense be fined under this title.



The more you know jpg. goes here
That's why you have fliers and shiat rubberbanded to your door handle or gate
 
2010-09-09 11:46:16 PM
There's a bit shiatstorm in my town at the moment because some old man who has nine convictions for molesting young boys - the last time he offended he had been on parole for two days - is now living next door to a primary school, with a kindergarten nearby. What the farking hell?
 
2010-09-09 11:47:10 PM
If generic public urination or inappropiate mooning gets one on the sexual offender index, why not public breast feeding?

/That might get some perceptions of what is sexual behaviour changed quickly?
 
B A [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 11:54:08 PM
Girl Least Likely: There's a bit shiatstorm in my town at the moment because some old man who has nine convictions for molesting young boys - the last time he offended he had been on parole for two days - is now living next door to a primary school, with a kindergarten nearby. What the farking hell?

Your local PD hasn't got him in custody yet? What are NZs residence restrictions on Sex Offenders? Ours vary by state but run from 500 to 2,000 feet or "the parole board decides on a case-by-case basis".
 
2010-09-09 11:55:55 PM
deciusmaximus: Damn, there are a lot of people defending the child rapist and criticizing the little old lady he threatened to kill. I have a theory why Fark is so sympathetic to pedophiles and other sex offenders.

I call it the "Marginalized Male in the Monkey Troop" theory.

You see, in many primate troops weak, lower status males hang around the outer edges of the troop and attempt sex with immature or otherwise low status females. Fark is the headquarters for the marginalized human male. You know, not the cool guys like me and you, but those OTHER guys. The chronic masturbators with the cheeto stained fingers ... you know the ones I mean.


1/10
 
2010-09-09 11:57:49 PM
4chan Ambassador: Kill the mentally ill: Was he real sex offender or a public urination sex offender?

Biron is a Tier III, or high-risk sex offender, having been convicted in 1999 and again in 2005 for third-degree unlawful sexual contact.

Link (new window)

Victim info suggests he's a pedo (new window)

Why is this sicko not in prison?


We have this troublesome thing called "completing one's sentence" and "release without parole."

Once a person has done his full sentence, he gets released without supervision. You might like to consider that when anyone starts railing about early release or parolees being turned loose into society: A parolee has to report to a parole officer and has all kinds of restrictions on his release. Someone who has completed his sentence and been released does not.
 
2010-09-10 12:03:18 AM
Gyrfalcon .. please stop making sense ... it really has no place here.
 
2010-09-10 12:07:09 AM
Gwendolyn: THAT is exactly what is farked up about the sex offender registry. I don't take it seriously because its filled with people that pee in public, had consensual sex with their slightly younger girlfriend, had consensual sex with someone who lied about their age, or some other stupid reason. However then there is this guy who is having sexual contact with someone 1-11 years old. The government has cried wolf one to many times for me.

Pretty much this.

Not sure why a 18 year old can be given the same charges and punishment for having sex with his 15 year old girlfriend as a 45 year old who molests toddlers... IMHO not the same, but clearly I'm in the minority on that.

If the registry were for serious sex offenders, I'd be for it... but at this point it's a joke at best. Pissing against a tree on the side of the road can get you labeled a sex offender now. Police, judges and politicians now view urination as the same crime as having sex with a 5 year old.

Only a matter of time before we expand it to cover things like speeding in a school zone and unpaid parking tickets.

Or perhaps have an opt-out so that states with budget problems can make some money... $(18 - age of victim)x1000 a year to opt out of the registry?
 
2010-09-10 12:09:50 AM
B A: Your local PD hasn't got him in custody yet? What are NZs residence restrictions on Sex Offenders? Ours vary by state but run from 500 to 2,000 feet or "the parole board decides on a case-by-case basis".

Whoever's in charge of paroling him is the one who put him there. The house is like, some sort of temporary parole house. He's not allowed to leave the house and he has to wear an electronic ankle bracelet and all that, but I still understand why parents are anti him being in the neighbourhood.
 
2010-09-10 12:17:00 AM
deciusmaximus: Damn, there are a lot of people defending the child rapist and criticizing the little old lady he threatened to kill. I have a theory why Fark is so sympathetic to pedophiles and other sex offenders.

I call it the "Marginalized Male in the Monkey Troop" theory.

You see, in many primate troops weak, lower status males hang around the outer edges of the troop and attempt sex with immature or otherwise low status females. Fark is the headquarters for the marginalized human male. You know, not the cool guys like me and you, but those OTHER guys. The chronic masturbators with the cheeto stained fingers ... you know the ones I mean.


Lemme guess: you have a major in gender studies and wonder why you can't get hired for anything that doesn't involve food service.
 
2010-09-10 12:19:54 AM
Every Sex Offender Notification I've ever received in the mail was for a legit offense. I think abuses of the registry happen less often than people actually believe.
 
2010-09-10 12:24:21 AM
toraque: deciusmaximus: Damn, there are a lot of people defending the child rapist and criticizing the little old lady he threatened to kill. I have a theory why Fark is so sympathetic to pedophiles and other sex offenders.

I call it the "Marginalized Male in the Monkey Troop" theory.

You see, in many primate troops weak, lower status males hang around the outer edges of the troop and attempt sex with immature or otherwise low status females. Fark is the headquarters for the marginalized human male. You know, not the cool guys like me and you, but those OTHER guys. The chronic masturbators with the cheeto stained fingers ... you know the ones I mean.

Lemme guess: you have a major in gender studies and wonder why you can't get hired for anything that doesn't involve food service.


save russian jews: Once had my old boss shout at me "YOU HAVE A DEGREE?! DID YOU MAJOR IN DUMBASS AND MINOR IN WOMEN'S STUDIES?!!!"

From another thread, but relevant.
 
2010-09-10 12:25:31 AM
Girl Least Likely: There's a bit shiatstorm in my town at the moment because some old man who has nine convictions for molesting young boys - the last time he offended he had been on parole for two days - is now living next door to a primary school, with a kindergarten nearby. What the farking hell?

Well, maybe they are keeping him where they can watch him.

/cue the child molester from Family guy
 
2010-09-10 12:29:32 AM
ozzie_stu: Gyrfalcon .. please stop making sense ... it really has no place here.

Goddamn, I'm sorry...I just got back from school and I'm still thinking.
 
2010-09-10 12:29:54 AM
deciusmaximus: Damn, there are a lot of people defending the child rapist and criticizing the little old lady he threatened to kill. I have a theory why Fark is so sympathetic to pedophiles and other sex offenders.

I call it the "Marginalized Male in the Monkey Troop" theory.

You see, in many primate troops weak, lower status males hang around the outer edges of the troop and attempt sex with immature or otherwise low status females. Fark is the headquarters for the marginalized human male. You know, not the cool guys like me and you, but those OTHER guys. The chronic masturbators with the cheeto stained fingers ... you know the ones I mean.


You sound young and immature. And cute. Very very cute.
 
2010-09-10 12:34:35 AM
Did anyone get the Asian secret to strong, lush hair?
 
2010-09-10 12:57:59 AM
deciusmaximus: Damn, there are a lot of people defending the child rapist and criticizing the little old lady he threatened to kill. I have a theory why Fark is so sympathetic to pedophiles and other sex offenders.

I call it the "Marginalized Male in the Monkey Troop" theory.

You see, in many primate troops weak, lower status males hang around the outer edges of the troop and attempt sex with immature or otherwise low status females. Fark is the headquarters for the marginalized human male. You know, not the cool guys like me and you, but those OTHER guys. The chronic masturbators with the cheeto stained fingers ... you know the ones I mean.


Nice to see you always taking the high ground, Professor.
 
2010-09-10 01:01:42 AM
toraque: deciusmaximus: Damn, there are a lot of people defending the child rapist and criticizing the little old lady he threatened to kill. I have a theory why Fark is so sympathetic to pedophiles and other sex offenders.

I call it the "Marginalized Male in the Monkey Troop" theory.

You see, in many primate troops weak, lower status males hang around the outer edges of the troop and attempt sex with immature or otherwise low status females. Fark is the headquarters for the marginalized human male. You know, not the cool guys like me and you, but those OTHER guys. The chronic masturbators with the cheeto stained fingers ... you know the ones I mean.

Lemme guess: you have a major in gender studies and wonder why you can't get hired for anything that doesn't involve food service.


He's an associate professor in philosophy at a second-string college for spoiled brat rich kids. Or, that's what he claimed when he first showed up. Until Abb3w busted him for using someone else's picture in his profile.
 
2010-09-10 01:05:38 AM
Ed Grubermann: deciusmaximus: Damn, there are a lot of people defending the child rapist and criticizing the little old lady he threatened to kill. I have a theory why Fark is so sympathetic to pedophiles and other sex offenders.

I call it the "Marginalized Male in the Monkey Troop" theory.

You see, in many primate troops weak, lower status males hang around the outer edges of the troop and attempt sex with immature or otherwise low status females. Fark is the headquarters for the marginalized human male. You know, not the cool guys like me and you, but those OTHER guys. The chronic masturbators with the cheeto stained fingers ... you know the ones I mean.

Nice to see you always taking the high ground, Professor.


It's only looks like the high ground because of all the short children around.
 
2010-09-10 01:09:25 AM
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Remember, no one likes a tattletale.
 
2010-09-10 01:12:32 AM
Gwendolyn: Kill the mentally ill: Was he real sex offender or a public urination sex offender?

THAT is exactly what is farked up about the sex offender registry. I don't take it seriously because its filled with people that pee in public, had consensual sex with their slightly younger girlfriend, had consensual sex with someone who lied about their age, or some other stupid reason. However then there is this guy who is having sexual contact with someone 1-11 years old. The government has cried wolf one to many times for me.


In Alaska, promoting prostitution also gets you on the list.
 
2010-09-10 01:16:06 AM
deciusmaximus: Ed Grubermann
Nice to see you always taking the high ground, Professor.

Ed Grubermann is posting from the Department of Corrections half way house again. It must be methadone time at the clinic.


Same stupid, racist shiat, eh? You really are the worst troll here.
 
2010-09-10 01:35:40 AM
KrispyKritter: 1/10

Internet psychologist vs. Internet psychologist: now on pay-per-view.
 
2010-09-10 02:14:29 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: chemical castration. It's the only way.

And I'm not talking about those estrogen treatments, either!

t2.gstatic.com

/Sizzzzzle.
 
2010-09-10 02:21:52 AM
Juniper Jupiter: I've said it before and I'll say it again: chemical castration. It's the only way.

And I'm not talking about those estrogen treatments, either!

[t2.gstatic.com image 160x256]

/Sizzzzzle.


Castration does nothing. You don't need a penis to molest someone, as women sexual predators have shown time and again.
 
2010-09-10 03:09:18 AM
From the Delaware Sex offender register website:

Any person who uses the information contained herein to threaten, intimidate, or harass the registrant or their family, or who otherwise misuses this information, may be subject to criminal prosecution or civil liability.

that and the mail issue, surely he was trying to prevent her from committing crimes!

/and he's a sick mofo for molesting young girls.
 
2010-09-10 03:34:40 AM
DIGITALgimpus:
Or perhaps have an opt-out so that states with budget problems can make some money... $(18 - age of victim)x1000 a year to opt out of the registry?


While I agree with the sentiment of the rest of your post, having a sex offender registry that the rich and/or powerful could buy their way off of is a supremely bad idea.
 
2010-09-10 03:49:50 AM
Murkanen: Juniper Jupiter: I've said it before and I'll say it again: chemical castration. It's the only way.

And I'm not talking about those estrogen treatments, either!

[t2.gstatic.com image 160x256]

/Sizzzzzle.

Castration does nothing. You don't need a penis to molest someone, as women sexual predators have shown time and again.


Uh...HCl and H2SO4 are GREAT multitaskers.

1st offense? Chemical castration the Juniper Jupiter way.

2nd offense? Chemical amputation (or at the very least, maiming) the Juniper Jupiter way.

3rd offense? Chemical facial peel the Juniper Jupiter way.

4th offense? Well, your children must be either blind or farking stupid to get near somebody that looks like Emil Antonowsky after his van accident.
 
2010-09-10 03:52:31 AM
i'm not about to defefend the pederass, but i seriously hope he broke this old bags jaw.
/i HATE nosy f-ing c*nts like this.
 
2010-09-10 04:37:41 AM
4chan Ambassador: Etchy333: Because we need to make room for all those poor people we throw in jail for possessing plants and medication that was prescribed to them by a doctor.

Gwendolyn: THAT is exactly what is farked up about the sex offender registry. I don't take it seriously because its filled with people that pee in public, had consensual sex with their slightly younger girlfriend, had consensual sex with someone who lied about their age, or some other stupid reason. However then there is this guy who is having sexual contact with someone 1-11 years old. The government has cried wolf one to many times for me.

Agreed. People who commit harmless "crimes" shouldn't be in jail or on a registry that f*cks the rest of your life up. On the other hand, scum that keeps on raping kids whenever they get the chance, should be.


imho, scum who rape kids should ever have to worry about a list, because they shouldn't be let out of prison or other institution in the first place.
megan's flaw and laws like it haven't helped us as a society at all, it failed for jaycee duggard, and it will fail for others.
it's abused to the point of outright mockery, and there's a better, easier solution than this nonsense.
you rape a kid, life, period. end of story.
you piss in public, get a ticket.
 
2010-09-10 04:56:27 AM
mike.thesauce, what if you pee on a kid in public?
 
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