Did he check to make sure he put pants on that day?

And make sure you leave the handcuff keys on the dashboard.

"Just let me out here anywhere... I don't mess with the big M."

at least they didn't shoot a whittler for having a 3 inch knife and being partially deaf...

/so that makes it a good day

It's surprising he's alive with Seattle's new brand of justice underway.

RIP, Whittlin' Man

http://media.katu.com/images/100903_john_t_williams.jpg

You have to leave the car on to power all the electronics but that doesn't explain how the suspect was able to get through the divider. They really should have a way to keep the car running but not allow the car to be put into drive without a separate key or something.

Hey Seattle, you starting to second guess not hiring our police chief yet?

Thanks for leaving her here, it's been nice using you guys as the butt of jokes for a bit.

The man, 33, was found still handcuffed and arrested about four hours later near his home, police said.

I'm pretty sure he wasn't arrested when they found him. Perhaps shortly after.

SPD is retarded. I was going out drinking in Capitol Hill 2 weekends ago, and as I walked by the 12th Ave Police Station, I passed an unattended squad car with the keys in the ignition and the engine running. No officers in sight. It was a good thing for myself and for the officer assigned that car that I was walking TO the bars, not back from them.

Torok: You have to leave the car on to power all the electronics but that doesn't explain how the suspect was able to get through the divider. They really should have a way to keep the car running but not allow the car to be put into drive without a separate key or something.

Not nearly as much potential for hilarity.

AbbeySomeone: FWC Skinny: SPD is retarded. I was going out drinking in Capitol Hill 2 weekends ago, and as I walked by the 12th Ave Police Station, I passed an unattended squad car with the keys in the ignition and the engine running. No officers in sight. It was a good thing for myself and for the officer assigned that car that I was walking TO the bars, not back from them.

He was probably out picking up a bag of Dick's.

Hot, greasy Dick's.

I live and work in downtown so I'm really getting a kick...hang on, police at the door

misanthropic1: AbbeySomeone: FWC Skinny: SPD is retarded. I was going out drinking in Capitol Hill 2 weekends ago, and as I walked by the 12th Ave Police Station, I passed an unattended squad car with the keys in the ignition and the engine running. No officers in sight. It was a good thing for myself and for the officer assigned that car that I was walking TO the bars, not back from them.

He was probably out picking up a bag of Dick's.

Hot, greasy Dick's.

my favorite dick's related quote from an girlfriend's friend while walking by dick's, "the smell of dicks makes me nausea."

/there goes her social life
//which is too bad because she would have been fun in a threesome

MONSTERTRUCK: It's surprising he's alive with Seattle's new brand of justice underway.

New? Man this has been going on out here for many years. And it's not just Seattle. If you look even vaguely brown in anywhere in the peuget sound region, never leave video survaillence and well lit areas. They'll smoke you while your hands are clearly at 10-2 and there will not be an investigation. Sure, they probably will still shoot you, and you'll probably still die, but at least there'll be a record of the injustice. Not that anything will be done about it.

AbbeySomeone: Tickle Mittens: MONSTERTRUCK: It's surprising he's alive with Seattle's new brand of justice underway.

New? Man this has been going on out here for many years. And it's not just Seattle. If you look even vaguely brown in anywhere in the peuget sound region, never leave video survaillence and well lit areas. They'll smoke you while your hands are clearly at 10-2 and there will not be an investigation. Sure, they probably will still shoot you, and you'll probably still die, but at least there'll be a record of the injustice. Not that anything will be done about it.

You sound like a persecuted minority.

Sort of, I'm pink so everyone assumes I can't dance or play basketball. (They're right, but it's still rude to presume) But it does carry certain advantages such as when dealing with law enforcement, getting credit, so it's not all bad.