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(Surrey Police)   Do you recognise burglar who stole the bacon?   (surrey.police.uk) divider line 65
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DammitIForgotMyLogin [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 12:34:57 PM
It's the Ham burglar!
 
Orallo
2010-09-09 12:49:37 PM
Drew?
 
DammitIForgotMyLogin [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 01:10:51 PM
i51.tinypic.comi56.tinypic.com


Hmmmmmm
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 01:39:58 PM
Anyone with information regarding this burglary is urged to contact Surrey Police on 0845 125 2222

That's not even a real phone number.
 
Donald_McRonald
2010-09-09 02:01:33 PM
jehovahs witness protection: Anyone with information regarding this burglary is urged to contact Surrey Police on 0845 125 2222

That's not even a real phone number.

If you focus on the screen hard enough, the numbers will re-arrange themselves into a 7-digit string.
 
Bunnyhat
2010-09-09 02:10:12 PM
Ok, who invests in a security camera, but doesn't bother installing a secure door that can't be broken into without at least waking someone in the house up?
 
Donald_McRonald
2010-09-09 02:37:42 PM
Bunnyhat: Ok, who invests in a security camera, but doesn't bother installing a secure door that can't be broken into without at least waking someone in the house up?

Sounds like a set-up for one of the later seasons of the Simpsons. Somehow it segues into Homer getting a job as a home security salesman, while the B-story is something stupid involving Milhouse and/or Moe.

I guess what I'm saying is, the Simpsons is no longer good.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 03:21:50 PM
Oh, that could be any Farker.
 
Joey Stink Eye Smiles
2010-09-09 03:55:08 PM
I guessing alcohol was involved.
 
morrach
2010-09-09 03:55:42 PM
No damage was caused to the house and the suspect stole a packet of bacon from the fridge and a telephone from the hallway, which was later recovered.

I can't think of any scenario in which that makes any sense. Did they find the phone later somewhere else in the house? That doesn't sound stolen. Did they capture the guy and he lost the phone in a struggle and escaped? Why didn't they mention that?

Just where in the hell did the phone come from?
 
LeroyBourne [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 03:55:46 PM
Who leaves bacon not under lock and key?
 
nytmare
2010-09-09 03:56:09 PM
"a rasher of bacon"

In British weirdese, rasher means slice.
 
sboyle1020
2010-09-09 03:57:46 PM
Donald_McRonald: Sounds like a set-up for one of the later seasons of the Simpsons. Somehow it segues into Homer getting a job as a home security salesman, while the B-story is something stupid involving Milhouse and/or being molested by Moe.
 
discgolfguru [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 03:58:15 PM
Orallo: Drew?

That's what I thought when I saw the pic. I hope he has an alibi.
 
llfennell
2010-09-09 03:58:31 PM
LeroyBourne: Who leaves bacon not under lock and key?

Pure savages, that's who. Savages.
 
sboyle1020
2010-09-09 04:00:13 PM
This sounds like the doings of a drunk man. Eat some bacon and drunk dial.
 
cougs4ever
2010-09-09 04:02:03 PM
Looks like Kevin Costner to me.
 
Oldiron_79
2010-09-09 04:02:42 PM
Orallo: Drew?

What I thought
 
The Third Man
2010-09-09 04:03:21 PM
An entire packet of bacon? My god, that must have been worth at least five quid.

My ex grew up in Surrey...this kind of crime qualifies as big news there.
 
Pinner
2010-09-09 04:03:49 PM
Louis CK
 
DFWPhotoGuy
2010-09-09 04:04:02 PM
WHITE CASTLE DOCTRINE!
 
ZachF81
2010-09-09 04:04:26 PM
"Do you recognise burglar who stole the bacon?"

"This is very peculiar burglary.."

What is with this articles lack of articles? THE burglar? A peculiar burglary? etc..
 
h3cubus
2010-09-09 04:04:55 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

A bacon rasher?
 
llfennell
2010-09-09 04:05:16 PM
The Third Man: An entire packet of bacon? My god, that must have been worth at least five quid.

My ex grew up in Surrey...this kind of crime qualifies as big news there.

Any crime involving the solicitation or theft of bacon is newsworthy.
 
datenschwanz
2010-09-09 04:05:45 PM
Get /b on it. they'll ID him faster than i can type this.
 
SlowTimedRapid
2010-09-09 04:06:22 PM
Do you recognise THE burglar who stole the definite article from your headline?

/substitution of British S for Z is likewise noted, but no harm done
 
vegastar
2010-09-09 04:06:58 PM
If he hadn't put a slice of bacon on the door the people of the house probably would have blamed each other.

"Did you eat all the bacon?"

"No, I thought you did."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am farking sure!"

"No need to be such a bacon Nazi about it."

"I want a divorce and my own bacon."
 
bdub77 [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 04:08:05 PM
h3cubus: A bacon rasher?

That looks like a neck barcode out of some sci-fi show.

Hmm, bacon scanner technology...Unique bacon ID...I think I'm on to something here...
 
thesubliminalman
2010-09-09 04:09:12 PM
He looks familiar but my memory is a little blurry.
 
Rapmaster2000
2010-09-09 04:10:49 PM
You're all suspects.
 
Nightsweat
2010-09-09 04:14:46 PM
tjcnyc.files.wordpress.com
 
AfroX
2010-09-09 04:15:00 PM
i56.tinypic.com

Hmmmmmm...
 
dalovindj
2010-09-09 04:15:08 PM
Has your bacon been stolen? Do local miscreants constantly covet and plot against your bacon? Has your bacon been the victim of jew rape?

Than you need the chesty-puller:

www.simplyrugged.com
 
SideOfBacon
2010-09-09 04:16:26 PM
jehovahs witness protection: Anyone with information regarding this burglary is urged to contact Surrey Police on 0845 125 2222

That's not even a real phone number.

what's not real about it?... 0 = country code.

check out phone number in the bottom right (Surrey Police Website (new window))
 
sboyle1020
2010-09-09 04:18:50 PM
SideOfBacon: jehovahs witness protection: Anyone with information regarding this burglary is urged to contact Surrey Police on 0845 125 2222

That's not even a real phone number.

what's not real about it?... 0 = country code.

check out phone number in the bottom right (Surrey Police Website (new window))

Sure, and the next thing you'll tell me is that 123 Fake St. is an actual address.
 
g4lt
2010-09-09 04:19:57 PM
jean valjean wanted for questioning
 
Studson
2010-09-09 04:20:44 PM
I can't be the first to point out that it is "recognize" can I? I know subbers was quoting the article, but really????
 
CygnusDarius
2010-09-09 04:21:47 PM
discgolfguru: Orallo: Drew?

That's what I thought when I saw the pic. I hope he has an alibi.

He was drunk.
 
fappomatic [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 04:23:02 PM
dalovindj: Has your bacon been stolen? Do local miscreants constantly covet and plot against your bacon? Has your bacon been the victim of jew rape?

Than you need the chesty-puller:

I knew Chesty Puller and that guy is no Chesty Puller.
 
jimjazz
2010-09-09 04:23:19 PM
Dad?
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 04:23:33 PM
I'm glad the cops are on the case. If that had happened in the States, you would just be bacon-less.
 
stevie1der
2010-09-09 04:24:36 PM
I hope they caughtsayof him.
 
A Fark Handle
2010-09-09 04:24:38 PM
a bacon burglar?

images3.makefive.com

yes, they deserved to die and i hope they burn in hell!
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 04:24:49 PM
What bacon might look like:
www.collider.com
 
Linkster [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 04:26:25 PM
All that for a packet of bacon, Surryously?
 
Oldiron_79
2010-09-09 04:27:43 PM
A Fark Handle: a bacon burglar?



yes, they deserved to die and i hope they burn in hell!

THIS
 
madmann
2010-09-09 04:30:06 PM
www.madmann.com
 
Webgrunt
2010-09-09 04:30:17 PM
Why don't they use infinite image zoom with infinite image enhance and zoom in so far they can read his DNA?

Oh wait, you say this isn't TV?
 
Webgrunt
2010-09-09 04:32:14 PM
At least we know what he used the bacon for, he apparently smeared it on the security camera lens.
 
discgolfguru [TotalFark]
2010-09-09 04:34:02 PM
i121.photobucket.com


i121.photobucket.com
 
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