This got the green light? Really? This?

Chess Nuts is so cheesy! Something classy like The Chess Club would have been much cooler.

Hey, I liked the headline. Though for a second I misread toasting as roasting and worried that it might be a horrific fire story.

Ron T Davenport: This got the green light? Really? This?

This.
The bar closest to my house has a chess board inlaid into each table. Free popcorn too. It's also the basis for Moe's bar from the Simpsons.

/OMG stop the presses!

Good idea.
Punny headline.

I can't wait for it to open!
I'll be polishing my bishop...

/Can't be too careful with your company

Chess can be very sophisticated (Video. new window)

What? Open bar? where?

BKITU: Those fools! They fell victim to one of the classic blunders -- the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" -- but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against the Sicilian when Najdorf is the chosen line"! A HA HA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

/*thud*

That is so specific a pun that I have to ask: how long have you had that one on the back-burner, waiting to use it?

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My brother and I use to do this with our friends. We called it beer chess. You come over, drink beer, and play chess. Simple as that.
/these farkers stole our idea!

Y'know ... I think we could use a drink.

LeroyBourne: My brother and I use to do this with our friends. We called it beer chess. You come over, drink beer, and play chess. Simple as that.
/these farkers stole our idea!

Meh, I have a chess board where the pieces are shot glasses.

Used to fill the pawns with beer, king and queen with 100 proof vodka, and the other pieces with rum.

If your opponent takes a piece, you have to drink.

Ohh boy, some of the hang overs.

free prawns?

Mostly known but in case you aren't in on the joke

The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day's competition, many of the winners were sitting around in the foyer of the hotel talking about their matches and bragging about their wonderful play. After a few drinks they started getting louder and louder until finally, the desk clerk couldn't take any more and kicked them out.

The next morning the Manager called the clerk into his office and told him there had been many complaints about his being so rude to the hotel guests....instead of kicking them out, he should have just asked them to be less noisy. The clerk responded, "I'm sorry, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

I used to play chess at lunch with some guys I worked with. One day I went with one of them to a dive bar after work. The cute little 22-year-old barmaid was showing off a nice chess board she just bought. She was very impressed with the carved stone pieces but seemed to have trouble naming them. I leaned over and said, "How do you play this game?" My buddy busted me by telling her, and everyone within earshot, not to play me. I ended up paying for my drinks with my own money.

I like this headline. I like it a lot.



/hotlinky

I'd let you watch, I would invite you, but the queens we use would not excite you

Ron T Davenport: This got the green light? Really? This?

Why not? What exactly are you bringing to the table?

minnesotaboy: I like this headline. I like it a lot.

This!

Zafler: LeroyBourne: My brother and I use to do this with our friends. We called it beer chess. You come over, drink beer, and play chess. Simple as that.
/these farkers stole our idea!

Meh, I have a chess board where the pieces are shot glasses.

Used to fill the pawns with beer, king and queen with 100 proof vodka, and the other pieces with rum.

If your opponent takes a piece, you have to drink.

Ohh boy, some of the hang overs.

We used to do a similar thing; however, the way we played it was that it was the player who took the piece that had to do the shot. It worked as a kind of handicap system.

"PLAYING a game of pool or darts at your local may seem as natural as having a schooner or a pot."

I know all of those words, but the sentence makes no sense...