So, you have to stretch and balance while reaching for the nachos?

These might be chicks i need to meet.

I'm guessing a good coughing fit is extra fun in the Monkey Pose.

I used to drink pot chocolate milk, then do ashtanga yoga. My 20s were awesome.

I don't understand how people did Yoga without weed.

I wouldn't know anything about this (cough cough). You know who else liked to get high before yoga?

Ahhh... Stoned yoga is the best.

Great. Now all the yoga farts will smell like funyuns and pizza.

This is how I was introduced to yoga 15 years ago. We had a group that would get together on wednesday nights, get baked, then do yoga and meditate. We called it Yoda and Megatation. Good times, good times.

Most of the time, indeed this is a great way to practice yoga.

/also vaporize

There is a balance though. If you get too baked, you can sometimes get light-headed doing flow-yoga, and it doesn't really go with hot yoga at all.

Namaste (new window)

Sign. Me. Up.

Yoga is so gay; lets all "stretch" and put our butts in the air!

/Weed and running is a much better combination

As a former resident of the west side of Los Angeles, I'd say one would have to be high to hang out with many of the people so conspicuously toting their yoga mat to class -

"Let me see...earth tones? Hell no, I need the brightest, least natural day-glo color of mat I can find, at the 99 Cent Only store if I can (you know, to show how conscious I'm becoming! Even though I'm working at a well paying job making commercials for Starbucks, I still shop at the 99 cent store - fark underage Indonesian kids anyway, SERIOUSLY), and make sure it's sticking up like a Chinese battle flag over my shoulder so everyone knows: I'm going to YOGA, motherfarker, suck on my spiritual progress and weep! And look at my ass while you're at it - it's why I wore the hooker sweats/east coast 'waitress' pants and a thong, but no, I'm going to Yoga because I think I'm, like, becoming some kind of shaman, or something...HEY! YOU! HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A farkING LATTE, I'M LATE FOR MY ASS SCULPTING, I MEAN, YOGA CLASS! ANDELE!

...so yeah, like I was saying, I'm truly, like, some kind of ascending Buddha, just casting my light of positivity everywhere I go, and that's why I call the cops on homeless people, because they just don't have the right attitude. Or they would have been born with a trust fund, like me and all of my friends!"

But whatever. The fun part about living in LA is watching such people compete with other such people to gain the jaded attention of other such people. LOOK AT ME! NO, NOT THERE, AT MEEEEE!!!


/MEEEEEE!!!

Cool. I do bit of weed and a bit of yoga. Last night I was thinking how the two might go well together cuz it feels so good to really stretch with just a little buzz on.

Good jerb, waste-oids. This is the idiocy we have to look forward to since you have won the war on drugs.

Keep on tokin', Darwin will get around to you sooner or later.

Jon iz teh kewl: Yoga is so gay; lets all "stretch" and put our butts in the air!

/Weed and running is a much better combination

I prefer weed and a walk in the wilderness or kayaking

/Loves me kayaking.
//loves me weed.

CrankMyBlueSax: Good jerb, waste-oids. This is the idiocy we have to look forward to since you have won the war on drugs.

Keep on tokin', Darwin will get around to you sooner or later.

3/10

The use of "waste-oids" is good, but remember you want to finish with the direct insults and not start with them. The "Darwin" part is really not apt and is SO overused and that's what really cost you on the marking.

I would have gone with something like "Toking and Yoga? Slow movements for slow thinkers I guess..."

/loves green...
//but took 45 minutes to write this

weed and backpacking. the Original.

And this thread is why I love fark. Thanks guys.

Jon iz teh kewl: /Weed and running is a much better combination

Absolutely...
Put on 7k last night traning for a 10K race this weekend.

I won't be able to light up with my office co-workers before the run, so I'm a little concerned that my training regimen might backfire on me...

Crazy Irish Dan: As a former resident of the west side of Los Angeles, I'd say one would have to be high to hang out with many of the people so conspicuously toting their yoga mat to class -

"Let me see...earth tones? Hell no, I need the brightest, least natural day-glo color of mat I can find, ...

i don't know what this has to do with yoga but it has a lot to do with LA.

Crazy Irish Dan: As a former resident of the west side of Los Angeles, I'd say one would have to be high to hang out with many of the people so conspicuously toting their yoga mat to class -

"Let me see...earth tones? Hell no, I need the brightest, least natural day-glo color of mat I can find, at the 99 Cent Only store if I can (you know, to show how conscious I'm becoming! Even though I'm working at a well paying job making commercials for Starbucks, I still shop at the 99 cent store - fark underage Indonesian kids anyway, SERIOUSLY), and make sure it's sticking up like a Chinese battle flag over my shoulder so everyone knows: I'm going to YOGA, motherfarker, suck on my spiritual progress and weep! And look at my ass while you're at it - it's why I wore the hooker sweats/east coast 'waitress' pants and a thong, but no, I'm going to Yoga because I think I'm, like, becoming some kind of shaman, or something...HEY! YOU! HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A farkING LATTE, I'M LATE FOR MY ASS SCULPTING, I MEAN, YOGA CLASS! ANDELE!

...so yeah, like I was saying, I'm truly, like, some kind of ascending Buddha, just casting my light of positivity everywhere I go, and that's why I call the cops on homeless people, because they just don't have the right attitude. Or they would have been born with a trust fund, like me and all of my friends!"

But whatever. The fun part about living in LA is watching such people compete with other such people to gain the jaded attention of other such people. LOOK AT ME! NO, NOT THERE, AT MEEEEE!!!


/MEEEEEE!!!

THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Most farking self indulgent farkers ever. You have to go somewhere to learn how to relax and stretch?? What do poor people do when they need to relax? They have a drink. What do poor people do when they need to stretch? They do some farking work!

/rant over (just barely)

Whatever, hatas. My shoulders were up to my ears from years of stress, which led to migraines and oxygen-starved brain, which led to more muscle spasms and so on.

I was up to 4 Solpadeines a day just to function. My physical therapist/chiro (deep-mofoing-tissue massage agony - this from someone who throws up weekly from headaches) and yoga are the things that are slowly getting me better. And the minute those who sneer at "stretching and relaxing" get my leg definition that makes even my long-distance athlete sister take a note, then they can be all superior all they want.

FTFA: Marijuana quells those voices in your mind.


Oh bullshiat. It just makes them argue with each other.