What is he claiming from inside his fleet aircraft carrier?

Considering even a basic check would have revealed most of that to be false, i'd be willing to bet they're discrediting and disavowing him.. After all - it sets the public up for not believing any of his claims..

He also was not a reviewer of applicants' CVs.

Since when is taking fences down considered science?

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist. Y'all motherfarkers lying, and getting me pissed.

You fools! You've exposed their weakness in their defenses to the penguins. Tonight they attack!

Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That's what being is a scientist is all about

*snert*

Molavian: Since when is taking fences down considered science?

You put de lime in de coconut, take de fence down.

I don't know what a "massive porky" is but I have a hankering for one.

I can't wait to see the movie they make of this guy. Maybe P.J. Hogan could make it.

I'd love to kick whoever started calling them CV's right in the nuts. It's a god damned RESUME.

Bedstead Polisher: I don't know what a "massive porky" is but I have a hankering for one.

Bedstead Polisher: I don't know what a "massive porky" is but I have a hankering for one.

Porky, as in porky pie. Rhyming slang for lie.

I'm Brian Fellow!

jingks: Bedstead Polisher: I don't know what a "massive porky" is but I have a hankering for one.
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No, no, I like men just fine. I'd take a porky either way. :)

RayD8: Bedstead Polisher: I don't know what a "massive porky" is but I have a hankering for one.

Porky, as in porky pie. Rhyming slang for lie.

Ah, makes sense. Kind of? Rhyming slang always confounds me.

key question: did he work for the carter administration?

HenryFnord: Red_Fox: I'd love to kick whoever started calling them CV's right in the nuts. It's a god damned RESUME.

Sorry, the world does not subscribe to your shenanigans. (new window)

Surely you can't be CV us.

Bedstead Polisher: I don't know what a "massive porky" is but I have a hankering for one.


As you should

So, I guess he wasn't a tinker, tailor, soldier or spy either?

cleveralthere: key question: did he work for the carter administration?

I thought it was a Simpsons reference.

He's also the architect, engineer and construction manager responsible for all the shoddy buildings in Christchurch.

cleveralthere: key question: did he work for the carter administration?

I thought Muddy Waters wrote that song

"not a curator of large mammals"


So, he wasn't married?

HenryFnord: Red_Fox: I'd love to kick whoever started calling them CV's right in the nuts. It's a god damned RESUME.

Sorry, the world does not subscribe to your shenanigans. (new window)

Thanks. I never heard the term before. I'm going to write a curriculum vitae to replace my resume. Or just rename it.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: cleveralthere: key question: did he work for the carter administration?

I thought Muddy Waters wrote that song

Let me be the first to say abibu gazini.

eliz1bef: I can't wait to see the movie they make of this guy. Maybe P.J. Hogan could make it.

It would be better if done by Alan Smithee.

WelldeadLink: It would be better if done by Alan Smithee.

Or if it was done by Stephen Wilce Steven Wills

/I changed it just enough to not have to pay him

Surely you can't be CV us.

That is the worst stretch ever.

And don't call me Shirley.

cleveralthere: key question: did he work for the carter administration?

Also, how's his Swahili?

Has anyone thought that maybe some of those things were true, that he assumed different names at different points in life as it coincided with his MI5 and MI6 careers?

I know Farkers that have this multiple alias thing down pat, using it to pat themselves on the back for their "great" jokes or puns.

In case you are curious, my personal accomplishments include the invention of the acronym IMNSHO, a variant of IMHO; I am single-handedly responsible for the recent (the past decade) spike in the popularity of checkered shoes (I directly influenced Mikey Walsh of Weezer to wear checkered shoes on the cover of their Green Album; emo-dom soon followed); I have also solved the philosophical mind/body problem (book forthcoming); finally, my legacy will be the most efficient propulsion drives for intraspace travel (not for escape from Earth). Unfortunately, implementation is 15-20 years out...but I have a <a href="http://www.nasa.gov/space/docs/internal/FFA1286/324ide.pdf">pdf</a> with basic specs if anyone is interested!

Telling a lie in New Zealand has a lot in common with the girls I date.

Red_Fox: I'd love to kick whoever started calling them CV's right in the nuts. It's a god damned RESUME.

I was wondering what the hell a CV was.

Now I'm simply left wondering its etymology.

Rapmaster2000: You fools! You've exposed their weakness in their defenses to the penguins. Tonight they attack!

Pfft. NZ is a dagger pointed right at the heart of Antarctica, those penguins wouldn't know what hit them when we put Operation Incosequential Microforce into action.

tuxedobob: Red_Fox: I'd love to kick whoever started calling them CV's right in the nuts. It's a god damned RESUME.

I was wondering what the hell a CV was.

Now I'm simply left wondering its etymology.



And... got that one figured out, too.

tuxedobob: Red_Fox: I'd love to kick whoever started calling them CV's right in the nuts. It's a god damned RESUME.

I was wondering what the hell a CV was.

Now I'm simply left wondering its etymology.

It's the Circle of Life. Or more precisely, the Race Course of Life.

Molavian: Since when is taking fences down considered science?

Are you talking about New Zealand's famous toothbrush fence?


We're quite proud of it.