They shouldn't be encouraging the children to read.

If the children read, they will find out how NASCAR abandoned tracks like North Wilkesboro and Rockingham, which had good racing, and gave the race dates to boring cookie cutter pieces of shiat like California and Kansas.

Well, farked that one up.

So, I guess I have to post about the real topic now...

Good. If an adult were causing a disturbance in public, there asses would be dragged out by the cops. Kids aren't special, no one wants to hear their whining, crying and screaming, and if you can't control the brats, feed 'em at home.

Also, Didn't we just do this earlier today with a Carolina eatery? (new window)

Peat-Re, the gift that keeps on giving.

This reminds me of last night. But that was through a haze of ambien and VO.

SpinStopper: Okay, not technically a repeat. Same story, same area, different restaurant ;)

It's close enough. I mean, do we need two threads today full of smug, self righteous assholes telling us to man up, because their precious little brats deserve to be allowed to scream and whine at the top of their lungs?

olddinosaur: Wow! Twice in one day? What are the odds?

Obviously, those little farking brats in North Carolina need to learn some manners!

Restaurants should provide special areas for unruly children.

caddisfly: FirstNationalBastard: They shouldn't be encouraging the children to read.

If the children read, they will find out how NASCAR abandoned tracks like North Wilkesboro and Rockingham, which had good racing, and gave the race dates to boring cookie cutter pieces of shiat like California and Kansas.

You're really sensitive about changes to Nascar's schedule, aren't you big guy? It's even in your Fark profile!

It is not!

I've got Ric Romero, some Shatner songs, and a Steve Ditko alien.

However, those tracks that were abandoned were in North Carolina, and if those tracks were still open for Cup races, the parents could take their loud children there to scream instead of forcing them to go to restaurants and wail!

but, but, it's a Consumerist link and is therefore given a auto-green.

/probably submitted by the same spammer who submits every Consumerist link
//even the repeats

I'd like to see modmins who greenlight repeats outed so they can be properly humiliated and mocked.

Monkey MKIII: Ivan Yankinov: Tricky Chicken: Baz the Spaz: Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department.

Um, you said department twice.

He really likes rape Departments

Departments has stealth rape hiding within it - backwards!

...so, backwards rape... is that anal rape, or rape performed by the mentally handicapped?

Monkey MKIII
2010-09-08 03:53:28 PM

Ivan Yankinov: Tricky Chicken: Baz the Spaz: Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department.

Um, you said department twice.

He really likes rape Departments

Departments has stealth rape hiding within it - backwards!

***
I think backwards rape is when some chick with a strap-on anal rapes a guy.
Since he said it twice, guess he really likes it.

But then again? If he really likes it, it isn't really rape rape.


/nevermind, move along
//i will, sorry.