I_Am_Weasel: Staff at the jail said Riker screamed about his treatment in the jail and used racial slurs while telling staff to stop putting black men in cells near him.

I see the problem here. The staff made a mistake by putting them in cells near one another, they should put them all in the same cell.

As an added bonus, it might help cure his "Tough Guy" syndrome.

Riker slipped out of his belly chain as he was being moved from his cell to the shower area

Sounds more like shower time just wasn't doing it anymore.

He just wants the jailers to call him "Number One."

"There. Now they can't come out 'cause their window's broken."

That's a winning final solution, there, chief. Huzzah!

RELIGION OF PEACE

That's a great "Son, I am disappoint" picture.

I_Am_Weasel: Staff at the jail said Riker screamed about his treatment in the jail and used racial slurs while telling staff to stop putting black men in cells near him.

I see the problem here. The staff made a mistake by putting them in cells near one another, they should put them all in the same cell.

As an added bonus, it might help cure his "Tough Guy" syndrome.

Agreed, let him smash the heads in of crack dealers, thugs, rappers, etc... Good for him!

"Crazy white supremacist"

Department of Redundancy and Repetition Department

Each window costs about $815 to replace

WTF? glass you can break is that expensive?

I do nazi the logic of his actions.

Gordon Freeman?

"booked into the Racine County Jail in November after allegedly attacking and threatening his wife and her children. He picked up new charges in January after he reportedly broke out of his cell and trashed a day room. He has a prior federal conviction for a string of bombings in Utah in 1995."

Recidivist white trash. Throw him from the top of a tall building. If he evolves the ability to fly on the way down he can go free.

Crazy white supremacist continues plan to damage jail during each visit in hopes they'll stop taking him there

This almost reads like an Onion headline.

Headso: Each window costs about $815 to replace

WTF? glass you can break is that expensive?

Consider what it costs to replace a car's windshield. Also, consider all the logistical fine points of doing repair work in a prison.

don't understand: That's a great "Son, I am disappoint" picture.



/am bored

Riker?

He has pretty eyes.

griffer: He has pretty eyes.

Well, write him a letter! I hear he's currently single.

Some people just need to be put down.

griffer: He has pretty eyes.

Those are rape eyes.

Sexy Republican Girl: griffer: He has pretty eyes.

Those are rape eyes.

That's what makes them pretty.

....And his cellmate will promise to continue destroying his anus everytime he ends up in jail again...

Someone should educate this gentleman that if you make the jail staff look bad, they can make you look alot worse. And they know how long you will be in custody.

Uzzah: Heh.

"Write to me and you will know I've been framed. Keep in mind I am innocence when you Google my name."

Thanx for the lulz Uzzah. Made my day.

TFA: There. Now they can't come out 'cause their window's broken.

Sounds like he's a few bricks short of a load... and I mean above and beyond the obvious personality flaws.

Sexy Republican Girl: griffer: He has pretty eyes.

Those are rape eyes.

Duh, that's what blindfolds are for.

Aren't you pretty much forced to be racist in prison?

Crazy white supremacist

Redundant. Ignoring white (any race) supremacy as a criterion for crazy, check out one of these guys' websites, they're all farking coocoo for cocopuffs.

Let him duke it out with a black guy every time he winds up in prison. That would help ebb away at the over-crowding problem and help keep him busy.

-AF

Clearly he is white and racist, but does that automatically make him a white supremacist? I always thought they had a specific agenda that involved some form of activism.

devilskware: Aren't you pretty much forced to be racist in prison?

Not sure what definition of "racism" you subscribe to. Max security prisons with histories of racial violence make it a point to segregate inmates unless the inmates say they're OK with a cellmate of another race. It seems awful but it's better than finding out the hard way that some people don't want to get along

Mudflap: some form of activism.

Yes, bombings.

Very active exothermic reactions.

These eyes, these eyes.

These eyes have seen a lot of thugs, but they've never seen a punk like you...

Mudflap: Clearly he is white and racist, but does that automatically make him a white supremacist? I always thought they had a specific agenda that involved some form of activism.

It sounds like he was pretty active, in a number of ways.
Supremacist is an attention getting term = greenlight.

One Bad Apple: devilskware: Aren't you pretty much forced to be racist in prison?

Not sure what definition of "racism" you subscribe to. Max security prisons with histories of racial violence make it a point to segregate inmates unless the inmates say they're OK with a cellmate of another race. It seems awful but it's better than finding out the hard way that some people don't want to get along

My definition is that inmates divide themselves by race and the northern and southern hispanics also divide and that's who you socialize with. I'm only going by what I've seen in Lockup marathons.

Just let it go man, stop dying your hair jet black.
/grays are distinguished

WelldeadLink: Seems he needs to spend a night in the box.

TFA said nothing about him smoking in the prone position.

WelldeadLink: Seems he needs to spend a night in the box.

He certainly has the eyes for it

LeroyBourne: Just let it go man, stop dying your hair jet black.
/grays are distinguished

Oh I am pretty sure he reall, really hates the gays.