Yeah that picture was painfully posed. And by painfully posed I mean painful for that poor hobby horse.

I can tell from the pixels from seeing a number of guidos in my day.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Jesus...I wouldn't hit that with a rented dick.

And I'm talking a rented dick from one of those really skeevy places down by the airport. Not the ones on the airport property, but the ones that take other companies' old and busted dicks and re-rent them without doing any proper maintenance.

I wonder what's hidden in the pages of the book she's pretending to read?
"I've Got A Little Riddle For You: Life In Wonka's Factory Told By Oompah?"
"Identifying Genital Sores Using a Makeup Mirror?"
"Autographs at the Boat Show: Your Post-'Fame' Life?"

Here you go

She looks like a crazy old spinster.

Kitwilly: xenophon10k: You realize that if she posed naked she would be indistinguishable from a basketball?

wrong. a basketball is less orange.

Snooki?




/They had to burn that horse after that photo shoot.

Kitwilly: xenophon10k: You realize that if she posed naked she would be indistinguishable from a basketball?

wrong. a basketball is less orange.

The basketball is probably less bumpy too

/And easier to palm

Anal sex. We don't need her breeding. If she did, it would be even more of a tard than that Palin bastard.

The very definition of "frumpy."

I don't have cable so I've never seen the show, but I think she is kind of cute and wouldn't mind her in my bed.

Eh, I'd let her ride my baloney pony. Ride her early before her built-in expansion DNA kicks in, at around 26-27.

Obviously lost in a battle to the pain.

DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT THING?

Wow.

Is it possible for a person's body to be retarded because her's sure does; her legs look like they are 18" long and her ass looks like it has circumference of 45".

Which reminds me: '36,24,36? Yeah, if she's 5'3"'

I'm just waiting to see what book people will shop into the picture to replace the book she's obviously not reading.

Somebody kill that thing with fire!!

ahem

What I'm curious about is who in her entourage would have a worn copy of "Power"?

Judging from the spine discoloration I'd say someone has been reading it on a table. Corners look sharp so I doubt it's been crammed into someone's bag repeatedly.

Or perhaps someone grabbed it at a thrift store, like I would.

/Used book dealer.
//Less 9th Gate, more Sanford & Son

And another Jersey Shore gal reading a book with big words:

I have no idea who this girl is or why I keep hearing about her. She was a "speaker" at our local university and apparently she talked about sex and then did some backflips. So...to review:

1) fat and ugly
2) has some moderate gymnastic talent
3) had the personality of a piece of chewed gum
4) fat and ugly
5) vapid

So...what's the point? At least with Paris Hilton, she's not too bad looking...

HA! I've read that book. Well, not all of it. It's pretty good.

I can't get over her trying to understand it, though.

I wouldn't hit that with a baseball bat, if only because I fear being charged with a hate crime against the baseball bat.

my god what a horse!

didn't know you could get a horse to wear shades

JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: Anybody notice this in the sidebar? Link (new window)

Oh lord, that first pic - she looks almost cute in it.
cig-mkr: Gawd, she is so HOT!
Any one of you Farkers would love to tap that ass...

Not even if YOU paid me. Snooki is physically and mentally abhorrent to me on every level.

galactus5000: Not even if YOU paid me. Snooki is physically and mentally abhorrent to me on every level.

Seconded!

I wouldn't ride that whore into battle.

galactus5000: Not even if YOU paid me. Snooki is physically and mentally abhorrent to me on every level.

Yeah, but she levels quickly and you don't have to spend gold on weapons and armor.

SnakeMan: Approves.

You know, back when that commercial launched where she was talking about clean fuels (I think that was it, a response to someone using her as an example of stupid anyway), Paris Hilton actually sounded and looked like she knew what she was talking about. Granted, it could have been she had just memorized it really well, but ever since then I've been kinda "hmmm" about whether she's really that stupid or not. It would take at least a little intelligence to be that blank and get away with it for so long.

As for this Snooki creature, it knows what books are?

/Never watched Jersey Shore, only know about it from the morons in a history class who were obsessed with it and Fark, so my statements are almost totally Fark biased.

I don't care what anyone says, I'd fark her in the ass.

Why can't everyone in that show die a horrible, painful death?

I'd hit it.

/like a single up the middle

I read somewhere that she's put on 60 lbs since high school
There was a before pic in a bikini
She was hot
Pretty face, rockin bod

wonder what went wrong...

for once in my life i feel like i can really say i wouldn't hit a "celebrity" without being accused of sharp knees things

ongbok: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Jesus...I wouldn't hit that with a rented dick.

And I'm talking a rented dick from one of those really skeevy places down by the airport. Not the ones on the airport property, but the ones that take other companies' old and busted dicks and re-rent them without doing any proper maintenance.

I wonder what's hidden in the pages of the book she's pretending to read?
"I've Got A Little Riddle For You: Life In Wonka's Factory Told By Oompah?"
"Identifying Genital Sores Using a Makeup Mirror?"
"Autographs at the Boat Show: Your Post-'Fame' Life?"

Here you go

That is the Best BBQ place in KC btw.