From the picture, there is no way that man has only 2 copies of chromosome 21. That being said, aren't people supposed to, at leath theorectically, tell the truth in court?

It could be worse.

I've been referred to as "a lot mongoloid."

The question is: was he happier than you or me?

In the meantime, most of the Wall Street thieves already got their bonuses.

I want to love them an hold them and pet them George. All the furry little mice in Kirsten Dunst's hannbag, George.

Is she wearing duct tape?

Diogenes: "Jimenez's first trial, in 2009, ended in a hung jury after a single holdout believed his first "I'm too dumb" defense..."

Now we know where Blagojevich got his defense strategy from.

People seem to forget "reasonable doubt" has the word reasonable in it.

4 years for stealing a purse? WTF?

Paul Potts' career has really taken a nosedive.

"I thought it was con struction?"
/wtf?
//he builds a nice (i'm too stupid) defense, i'll give him that

Nice to have money. I had a pistol stolen from a hotel room years ago, and was berated by the police for not having the serial number handy after they thoroughly searched all of my belongings for gods-know-what. No investigation; no return of property; no lengthy trial; nothing beyond harassment of the victim.

cornreaper: 4 years for stealing a purse? WTF?

News flash: It is far more acceptable to be "tough on crime," even when the punishment is clearly disproportionate to the crime, than to reform a broken system and seem "soft" on crime.

"I thought it was con struction, or something. I don't know," he told jurors.


HAHAHA con struction, get it, get it?!?

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TFA: both of which featured testimony by the pretty and perky actress

I wasn't aware either of those applied to her...

Someone say Mongo?

Otto's_Jacket: astralvortex: The question is: was he happier than you or me?


I don't know, but it definitely determined what he could see.

Poor guy. Was just trying to bring home the bacon.

The farking article says they took the time to get mother farking DNA tests to prove this tard stole this drunk ass snaggle toofs farking purse????

What the hell? I hope the city didnt pay for that shiat.

Why would you even take dna samples in this case of you had him on tape? Or at all? Just wtf man? Farking make my farking head hurt to think of such stupid shiat.

You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?

What If I'm a descendant of Genghis Khan, and am of extremely small stature?

WeezinTheJuice: www.smh.com.au

Good one, man.

/Really want to see that documentary they made too

RIP Mongo
JC

And what the hell kind of DNA smaple did the guy leave behind? WAIT DONT ANSWER THAT!!!! Drool or jerk juice? LMFAO this is why I cant have nice things!!! Cause I read FARK and Im going to hell! hahaha

sboyle1020: "I thought it was con struction, or something. I don't know," he told jurors.


HAHAHA con struction, get it, get it?!?

"I thought it was just a building, I don't know," he told ju rors.

The ju rors frown on your shenanigans.

Put a knife in his hand and ask him "who's special?"

/MEEEEEEEEE

Says he has a history of car theft. If you're smart enough to get convicted of stealing a car (I can't believe this sentence even makes sense in context.. Sad world, etc) then you're smart enough to get convicted of stealing a purse.

So is he asian or retarded?

He was a little Mongoloid, but then he grew up and raped Eastern Europe.

h2oincfs: You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?

That made me smile.

I wish I had a pot.

Yeah, Kirsten Dunst is not attractive.

I don't get it. Is he from Mongolia?