AAAAH! Kabouters!

Six comments and 4 up votes for a sponsored link? I might actually click this one.

This is the dumbest thing...

Anyone could be 15 feet tall if they wore a 9 foot tall hat.

/fail
//of epic proportions

403 Forbidden ?

Berz: 403 Forbidden ?

The gnome killed the link too... damned deadly gnomes.

Farked. That's value for advertising money right there.

Is it still a gnome when it's 15 feet tall?

Well, you must admit, the 403 Forbidden garden gnomes are the most evilest

howtosurviveagardengnomeattack.com - I can't believe that domain was available.

Having survived a garden gnome attack, I'm getting a kick...

This fail fails at not failing.

Back in '05, after Katrina, my SEAR team was scouting for survivors. We entered the basement of an abandoned warehouse. There he was. In a corner, malevolent smile. Teeth shining and covered in a dank slimy sweat. Death arriving at your senses. A 3.8 meter Gnome.

We were frozen in time and he was swift. The screams of men were shrill and childlike as he gnashed his way through ribs and crushed skulls in his bare hands until he got to me. I had the one thing he didn't count on. His Achilles Heel....a Toro Personal Pace lawnmower.....

You just pick them, spin them 'round, and chuck 'em over the fence.

idrow: You just pick them, spin them 'round, and chuck 'em over the fence.

Alternatively, just hang on to him, he might come in handy.

Gnomes don't scare me much, but I'm pretty sure my socks are plotting against me

I would once again like to heartily thank the Internet for exposing me to "LOLLOOKAMONKEYLOLSORANDOM!"-caliber humor.

/oblig

So do you think this will help or hurt my husband's comic "Rogue Gnome" chances of being published? Are gnomes the new zombies or god help me, vampires?

What a gnome-like efficient killing machine might look like.

Cormee: howtosurviveagardengnomeattack.com - I can't believe that domain was available.

Right up there with menwholooklikekennyrogers.com
Sometimes, when looking to register your domain name, the planets are lined up just so.

Dammit, they're on to us!!

For all your gnome-defense needs. (new window)

Literally wanted for questioning.

So are gnomes the new Zombies?

Garden gnomes rock. Since I kill everything I plant, I just gave up and started a gnome garden. Love those little pointy hatted dudes.

The Reiman gardens. I've always wanted to go there, to see if its integral is the limit of the sums of a function as the partitions under the function get finer.

/probably plan the trip via travelocity

Milamber1a: Knucklepopper: What's sponsored link mean?

a sold out fark modmin

That's a little redundant. It's like people who claim Kiss sold out.

Oldiron_79: So are gnomes the new Zombies?

HELL no

Here is how you use a gnome as a weapon: