For but one colon this would have been the awesomest headline EVAR

Colon? They did anal sex? Quick call sarah palin with her abstinence only campaign. That should work. Better to have a tray of condoms as they get on the bus because you aren't going to change human nature.

That's gotta be one of the most miserable bus drivers I've ever seen.

Hey, bus driver, lighten up a little bit...

MonstarMike: He said other drivers had reported students performing sexual acts on buses.

What is Australia putting in the water that's making these kids get it on with a bus?!

That's what I thought, I just can't imagine getting off on a bus. I guess whatever toots your horn.

Maybe someone should take these kids aside and teach them some freaking Discretion!

I'd think peer pressure would keep this sort of thing from happening. You'd get a tarnished reputation pretty fast doing that in a crowded school bus.

Could you describe the ruckus?

Mr King, who has driven buses in Ipswich for 40 years, has discovered used condoms and marijuana joints at the end of school runs.

I would actually expect a bus driver to be able to detect the activities alleged in progress, unless he drives a very long bus.

I'd go to school everyday.

He finds joints on the bus?

I think I want to be a school bus driver now.

Day_Old_Dutchie: That's gotta be one of the most miserable bus drivers I've ever seen.

Hey, bus driver, lighten up a little bit...

You'd be uptight too if you drove a bus with a raging hard-on every day.

Oh no, reproductively viable mammals are trying to mate! Omg.

This thread is useless without pics bus-mounted CCTV footage

I saw boobies once or twice in the back seat on my bus ride home from school when I was 14-15. The girl was two years older than me and had some really big titties, so that was neat.

My bus driver's name was Vern.

At least their using condoms, I am surprised they don't toss them out the windows at oncoming traffic, pedestrians, etc.

When I was a kid, on the last day of school the bus driver would usually let us have a paper-wad fight. One year, I came prepared with pre-made, tightly taped and wadded wads of paper to inflict maximum damage, as well as a big box full of paper shredded to confetti. On a summer day, with all the windows down, and the bus chugging along at 55 mph, that box of confetti turned the inside of the bus, briefly, into a whirling snowglobe of awesomeness. Next school year we'd still find bits of paper stuck in cracks.

And until I read TFA, I thought that was the coolest thing you could do on a school bus. I was wrong.

Porous Horace: Could you describe the ruckus?

I think we've found Clint Eastwood's Australian doppleganger.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Next school year we'd still find bits of paper stuck in cracks.


Maybe that's what these kids were doing.

/here alllll week

That guy looks like an old prick. The kids are probably spitting in condoms and leaving oregano cig's on the bus just to fark with him. Thats what I would have done.

This sort of crap happened on my bus route all the time here in the states. Doesn't surprise me one bit that its a worldwide phenomenon. Maybe its some sort of new rite of passage I don't know about.

A bunch of kids in my eighth-grade year got expelled for participation in one of two instances of sexual activities, one on the bus. Ah, nostalgia. Good times.

But I don't think any of them actually screwed the bus. I'm sure there's a niche for exhaust-pipe porn though.

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!

I remember the school bus trips well - yes, there is a problem with smoking and sex.

It was great!

Prank Call of Cthulhu: When I was a kid, on the last day of school the bus driver would usually let us have a paper-wad fight. One year, I came prepared with pre-made, tightly taped and wadded wads of paper to inflict maximum damage, as well as a big box full of paper shredded to confetti. On a summer day, with all the windows down, and the bus chugging along at 55 mph, that box of confetti turned the inside of the bus, briefly, into a whirling snowglobe of awesomeness. Next school year we'd still find bits of paper stuck in cracks.

And until I read TFA, I thought that was the coolest thing you could do on a school bus. I was wrong.

You can get high and fark anywhere, turning the bus into a snow globe is still the coolest. Unless, of course, you get high and fark on a bus that's been turned into a snow globe

I used to get beat up on the bus. Sex would have been a better option.

Dude...if I could get bizzzay on the bus on the way to school, I would SO ride the bus.

schattenteufel 2010-09-08 09:46:30 AM

I used to get beat up on the bus. Sex would have been a better option.

Bully for you!

bonno: I remember the school bus trips well - yes, there is a problem with smoking and sex.

It was great!

That made no sense. Seems you added an extra word or something.

♫ ♪ The panties on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down, the panties on the bus go up and down, all day long through the town ♫ ♪

Know how I know the subby doesn't have children?

This must be a mistake. These horrible things only happen in the United States.

Day_Old_Dutchie: That's gotta be one of the most miserable bus drivers I've ever seen.

Hey, bus driver, lighten up a little bit...

fark you buddy. Let us see how easy going you are after one of those little bastards hit you in the back of the head with a used condom.

There is a simple fix for this. A prison bus. Put the driver in a cage, an armed security guard on the bus, and lock all the precious snow flakes snug and secure in their own protective restraint harness system.

I learned alot of life's lessons riding the school bus here in rural America.

I'm surprised the little brats didn't implicate the bus driver in the shenanigans.

Where the hell were these buses when I was riding them? WTH?

Won't somebody think of the children???

The sweet, sweet, young and innocent children?

The tanned, skinny, mature for their age, sexually developing chil...

Oops- I seem to have gotten off tangent. What were we talking about again?

8th grade field trip I mooned a trucker off the back of the bus and his girlfriend in the passenger seat flashed the whole bus! First time a lot of us saw a nice set of boobies, I'm sure.

all through the town