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(Some Guy) Sick Man found defecating, vomiting in street after spilling load of computer printers. Guess his buffer was full   (krdo.com) divider line 60
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Wytchone
2010-09-08 08:42:50 AM
Ewwwww
 
KoRnBoY69
2010-09-08 08:44:52 AM
Hope those printers had paper, so he could wipe his arse.

/"just a second officer"
 
bump [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 08:45:31 AM
I was taking this inkjet to my cousin EAAAAARRRRLLLL, so he an RAAAALLLPH cause they need a... a,... a - uhhhhhhHHHHHHH, whoa!... whew, that one was huge... when's the last time I had corn?...
 
jso2897
2010-09-08 08:45:40 AM
You know, there are some stories you really don't want to be telling your grandchildren some day.
 
IamKaiserSoze!!! [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 08:46:52 AM
Defecate thread greenlight?
 
ihatedumbpeople
2010-09-08 08:47:00 AM
Dude.
 
stebain
2010-09-08 08:47:02 AM
PC shiat LETTER
 
ULTRON 5
2010-09-08 08:47:07 AM
It's not even Scaturday yet.
 
tuffsnake [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 08:50:00 AM
POOP THREAD!!!
 
McNignog
2010-09-08 08:53:12 AM
Stack Dump!
 
Gurlugon
2010-09-08 08:53:17 AM
stebain: PC shiat LETTER

PC UNLOAD LETTER?
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 08:53:47 AM
mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com

"You never go full duplex"
 
tortilla burger
2010-09-08 08:58:05 AM
Guess his buffer was full

Apparently not anymore
 
schattenteufel [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 09:01:09 AM
I like the fact that the stock image of handcuffs have an option to enlarge them, so you can see - even larger - a completely unrelated photo of what handcuffs may look like.

www.krdo.com
 
LegacyDL
2010-09-08 09:02:28 AM
If only "spilling load of computer printers" was a euphemism for ejaculation...if only.

Okay off to puke.
 
upright_apes_r_us
2010-09-08 09:05:02 AM
What a loser.
Out his mouth, out his ass, off his trailer, in his bad driving decisions, with his problem drinking and for his future behind bars.
 
animal900
2010-09-08 09:07:51 AM
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

/subtle
 
stebain
2010-09-08 09:08:20 AM
Just downloading ma'am. I'll be done in a minute.
 
habitual_masticator
2010-09-08 09:08:37 AM
Did he try turning them off and turning them back on again?
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 09:08:45 AM
1's and 0's everywhere.
 
PirateKing
2010-09-08 09:08:54 AM
They must have been stinkjets.
 
Boobiesontheside
2010-09-08 09:09:24 AM
If I were writing this it would turn out he had been poisoned.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2010-09-08 09:10:03 AM
When officers got to the scene, they said Beardsley was defecating in the street and throwing up.

Spewin' out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer's here and the time is right
For defacatin' in the streets.
They're deucin' in Chicago,
Dumpin' in New Orleans,
Throwin' up in New York City.
 
tawelsh
2010-09-08 09:11:10 AM
Stay Classy Colorado Springs!
 
HMS_Blinkin
2010-09-08 09:15:10 AM
Gurlugon: stebain: PC shiat LETTER

PC UNLOAD LETTER?

What the fark does that even mean?!
 
Harry Freakstorm
2010-09-08 09:21:17 AM
He was a young driver
just out on his second job
and he carrying a load of crappy stuff
from people who tossed without a care
Just about 30,000 pound of inkjet printers.
 
Harry Freakstorm
2010-09-08 09:21:58 AM
Bijou was shut down for several hours while police investigated the crash and cleaned up the road.

That was some dump.
 
castufari
2010-09-08 09:24:06 AM
gg allin printer repair and delivery service.
 
I_AM_SRC [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 09:26:26 AM
He threw up.. ON A PUBLIC STREET! GROSS!!!
 
Lampmonster
2010-09-08 09:31:59 AM
Sounds more like food poisoning than booze really.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2010-09-08 09:32:03 AM
Harry Freakstorm: Bijou was shut down for several hours while police investigated the crash and cleaned up the road.

That was some dump.

www.oneinchpunch.net
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 09:35:50 AM
thisrecording.com

amateur.
 
MrCheeks
2010-09-08 09:36:48 AM
blog.gabefrost.com

"Buffers full!"
 
Vorpal
2010-09-08 09:44:09 AM
Will the mugshot be portrait or landscape?
 
AllzLoZT
2010-09-08 09:45:06 AM
So its die muthafarka, die muthafarkin Still yo!
http.cdnlayer.com
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 09:48:19 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk
Not full anymore
 
Doric
2010-09-08 09:50:07 AM
LegacyDL: If only "spilling load of computer printers" was a euphemism for ejaculation...if only.

That would be 'purging your spooler'
 
clevershark
2010-09-08 09:53:34 AM
Most people would have just vomited, but this man went the extra mile and also laid cable.
 
bravesfan44
2010-09-08 09:56:41 AM
Maybe he took too many stool spool softeners.

/Am I doing this right?
 
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers
2010-09-08 10:02:25 AM
bighairyguy: 1's and 2's everywhere.

/ftfy?
 
2many280s
2010-09-08 10:08:54 AM
I could see how a case of food poisoning might make me run off the road and start shiatting and vomiting everywhere. Wouldn't want to do that in the truck, and some roads are just too long between places to stop.
 
Egalitarian [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 10:13:03 AM
2many280s: I could see how a case of food poisoning might make me run off the road and start shiatting and vomiting everywhere. Wouldn't want to do that in the truck, and some roads are just too long between places to stop.

I thought that at first too, but the article says guy was charged with a DUI. This was probably a "too much booze" assplosion.

Also he was in the middle of Colorado Springs and could have stopped to soil many a convenience store's restroom.
 
pete1729
2010-09-08 10:19:30 AM
ULTRON 5: It's not even Scaturday yet.

golf clap
 
2many280s
2010-09-08 10:24:22 AM
Egalitarian: 2many280s: I could see how a case of food poisoning might make me run off the road and start shiatting and vomiting everywhere. Wouldn't want to do that in the truck, and some roads are just too long between places to stop.

I thought that at first too, but the article says guy was charged with a DUI. This was probably a "too much booze" assplosion.

Also he was in the middle of Colorado Springs and could have stopped to soil many a convenience store's restroom.

I didn't read the article obviously. In town, with lots of places to stop, yeah, no excuse.
 
fappomatic
2010-09-08 10:35:30 AM
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: bighairyguy: 1's and 2's everywhere.

/ftfy?

1's & 2's...the new binary?
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 10:40:44 AM
fappomatic: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: bighairyguy: 1's and 2's everywhere.

/ftfy?

1's & 2's...the new binary?

It will even itself out.
 
DirtyOldGeek
2010-09-08 10:44:16 AM
fappomatic: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: bighairyguy: 1's and 2's everywhere.

/ftfy?

1's & 2's...the new binary?

Number 1. Number 2
 
xpisblack [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 10:57:22 AM
I think this is the act we used to call a "ruptured fingertrap," but I've never heard of one happening whilst driving. That's just impressive.

/Bags I the band name. Still.
 
major_accuracy
2010-09-08 11:29:15 AM
beerspill.fark.com

"O"bligatory
 
snarltron
2010-09-08 11:43:42 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: When officers got to the scene, they said Beardsley was defecating in the street and throwing up.

Spewin' out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer's here and the time is right
For defacatin' in the streets.
They're deucin' in Chicago,
Dumpin' in New Orleans,
Throwin' up in New York City.

There'll be stagg'rin, swipin'
No time for wipin'
We're poopin' in the street...
 
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