Invisible liter +1

♫ ♪ I sued the sheriff, because i'm still only only still a deputy ♫

FTFY

/sounds better

Nice headline.

Crap thread.

You didn't promote me from deputy to deputy so I'm suing.
Ignore the fact I'm a self serving information leak in the department. I should get celebrity status too when I arrest well known people. Gibson is my trophy damn it. You just want to hold me back from the attention I deserve. I want it to be about me. Even though I'm a trained officer immune to peoples distasteful free speech. So what Gibson's tirade isn't even illegal or relevant to drunk driving charge or getting a conviction, I'm also Jewish so I get to play the anti-Semitic trump card down and dirty. He said shiat I can milk for sympathy and attention. I can dredge up the whole Hitler angle, oh poor me. I want my fame and I want it now.
/What a douche bag.

PAY ATTENTION TO MEE!!

Never has an attention whore been branded so early on in life.

If I sued my sheriff... wait, I'm posting from work.

I love my job and my sheriff. Yes sir. Nothing wrong with this department at all.

Except for me farking off on Fark while at work.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Catchy.... +1

Dirtybird971: Never has an attention whore been branded so early on in life.

FTFA: "Mee, 55 . . ."

???

Someone wanna tell this cop to stop being a pussy?