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(Stuff.co.nz) Strange Berlin's toilet tours growing in popularity, quickly becoming the number two tourist attraction in the city   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 26
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JasonOfOrillia
2010-09-08 06:12:56 AM
No, no. You go on. I just have to take care of something while I'm here.
 
Mudboy
2010-09-08 06:20:26 AM
Sounds like a crappy tour
 
theBigBigEye
2010-09-08 06:21:25 AM
Does the tour also include visiting Francis II's throne room?
 
Cajnik [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 06:30:52 AM
cinepad.com
Approves
 
Trapper439 [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 06:33:29 AM
I see what you pooped there.
 
haddie
2010-09-08 06:42:42 AM
Trapper439: I see what you pooped there.

Sorry. The Wichita corn festival waits for no man.
 
HelenKellersFingers
2010-09-08 06:58:11 AM
Crap on, crap off ... the Crapper.
 
Ron T Davenport
2010-09-08 06:59:05 AM
Toilet tours a new movement in Berlin

Better headline than the one submitted

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6655321
2010-09-08 07:12:48 AM
And a 1, and a 2....
 
spman [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 07:26:58 AM
I used to like them back in the day, Take my Breath Away and The Metro are great tracks, too bad it looks like their career to a turn for the crapper
 
Ron T Davenport
2010-09-08 07:36:55 AM
Terri Nunn still looks damn good
www.therockpit.net
 
Dear Jerk
2010-09-08 07:44:22 AM
They should be flush with pride.
 
dave1y
2010-09-08 07:57:39 AM
Do you know who else used to crap in Berlin?
/gn
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2010-09-08 08:05:44 AM
dave1y: Do you know who else used to crap in Berlin?
/gn

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Cythraul [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 08:25:08 AM
A toilet tour? Watch out for cruising gay men.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.
 
pandabear [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 08:40:54 AM
There used to be a weird bar in Berlin called "Das Klo," which means "the toilet." One of the several bars in the building had toilets for seats.
 
hachijuhachi
2010-09-08 08:46:08 AM
Sounds like Germany has its own Murray Hewitt.
 
Radak
2010-09-08 09:37:23 AM
www.jldr.com

My mom always kept this in the bathroom for reading material when I was a kid.
 
notmtwain [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 10:06:08 AM
whi.s3.prod.lg1x8.simplecdn.net

This picture came with a Belgian version of the story. I'm not sure if it's on the tour.
 
JohnAnnArbor
2010-09-08 11:12:49 AM
 
jbrooks544
2010-09-08 11:50:02 AM
came here for shelf toilets, left happy.

Those shelf toilets are screwy man.

I've read that if you lay down toilet paper, then crap on it, that the water then flushes it, and you don't have to poke at your own poo to get it off the stupid shelf.
 
pandabear [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 11:55:45 AM
jbrooks544: I've read that if you lay down toilet paper, then crap on it, that the water then flushes it, and you don't have to poke at your own poo to get it off the stupid shelf.

Never had that problem even once in three years. Perhaps you need to eat more Sauerkraut and less Käse.
 
JohnAnnArbor
2010-09-08 12:34:36 PM
pandabear: jbrooks544: I've read that if you lay down toilet paper, then crap on it, that the water then flushes it, and you don't have to poke at your own poo to get it off the stupid shelf.

Never had that problem even once in three years. Perhaps you need to eat more Sauerkraut and less Käse.

There shouldn't be a shelf!
 
Cajnik [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 12:36:49 PM
jbrooks544: I've read that if you lay down toilet paper, then crap on it, that the water then flushes it, and you don't have to poke at your own poo to get it off the stupid shelf.

I'm off to try that on my shelf toilet. I'll post results and pics

/I wouldn't call it a German toilet here, they locals are not too fond of ze Germans
 
mr pity
2010-09-08 02:06:19 PM
pandabear: There used to be a weird bar in Berlin called "Das Klo," which means "the toilet." One of the several bars in the building had toilets for seats.

If I remember correctly, they served beer in hospital-style bedside urine collection bottles. The doors were also booby-trapped: nozzles at the door could be activated to squirt an unsettlingly warm stream of water into the face of an unsuspecting patron trying to enter the bar.

German humor scares me.
 
pandabear [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 02:43:03 PM
mr pity: If I remember correctly, they served beer in hospital-style bedside urine collection bottles. The doors were also booby-trapped: nozzles at the door could be activated to squirt an unsettlingly warm stream of water into the face of an unsuspecting patron trying to enter the bar.

That's the place. They also had one-Mark pieces glued to the bar and hooked up to electric fence chargers or some source of high voltage underneath. And rubber monsters would lurch out of alcoves and attack you. Stuff like that.

I like German humor.
 
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