No, no. You go on. I just have to take care of something while I'm here.

Sounds like a crappy tour

Does the tour also include visiting Francis II's throne room?

Approves

I see what you pooped there.

Trapper439: I see what you pooped there.

Sorry. The Wichita corn festival waits for no man.

Crap on, crap off ... the Crapper.

Toilet tours a new movement in Berlin

Better headline than the one submitted

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And a 1, and a 2....

Terri Nunn still looks damn good

They should be flush with pride.

Do you know who else used to crap in Berlin?
/gn

dave1y: Do you know who else used to crap in Berlin?
/gn

A toilet tour? Watch out for cruising gay men.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Sounds like Germany has its own Murray Hewitt.

My mom always kept this in the bathroom for reading material when I was a kid.

This picture came with a Belgian version of the story. I'm not sure if it's on the tour.

Why do German toilets have shelves? (new window)

came here for shelf toilets, left happy.

Those shelf toilets are screwy man.

I've read that if you lay down toilet paper, then crap on it, that the water then flushes it, and you don't have to poke at your own poo to get it off the stupid shelf.

pandabear: jbrooks544: I've read that if you lay down toilet paper, then crap on it, that the water then flushes it, and you don't have to poke at your own poo to get it off the stupid shelf.

Never had that problem even once in three years. Perhaps you need to eat more Sauerkraut and less Käse.

There shouldn't be a shelf!

jbrooks544: I've read that if you lay down toilet paper, then crap on it, that the water then flushes it, and you don't have to poke at your own poo to get it off the stupid shelf.

I'm off to try that on my shelf toilet. I'll post results and pics

/I wouldn't call it a German toilet here, they locals are not too fond of ze Germans

pandabear: There used to be a weird bar in Berlin called "Das Klo," which means "the toilet." One of the several bars in the building had toilets for seats.

If I remember correctly, they served beer in hospital-style bedside urine collection bottles. The doors were also booby-trapped: nozzles at the door could be activated to squirt an unsettlingly warm stream of water into the face of an unsuspecting patron trying to enter the bar.

German humor scares me.