Whatchoo talkin' bout?

Maybe he wanted to die hard.

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Whatchoo talkin' bout?

Came for the done in one, leaving satisfied, Willis.

It gets old.

Defence lawyer Chester Metcalfe said Willis, who pleaded guilty to more than 60 charges that included aggravated burglary, theft and using a carriage service to menace, would not apply for bail.

I now have an image in my mind of this guy in one of the chariots from Ben-Hur, scaring people with the pointy bits attached to the wheels, and waving his junk in the wind.

Day_Old_Dutchie: Junk in the wind...
all we are is junk in the wind...

I close my thighs
Only for a moment then the moment's gone

That's no way to treat an upstanding member of the community.

Now, Mr Carter, I know this is completely unorthodox, but I think this is the only way to find that boy.

Now, that penis had a mole on it. I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some,
this is a serious matter. That... that seducer and
despoiler must be stopped. He's extremely dangerous. And, Mr Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who's...

- Miss Balbricker.
- Well, I'm sorry.

But I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. All I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present. Tommy Turner,
and any four boys you see fit to choose. And we... and we can put a stop to this menace,and it is a menace.

Well? What are you gonna do about it?

Five young boys in the nude?

A police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker.

Please, please,can we call it a tallywhacker?

"Penis" is so person... per..."Penis" is so personal.

Well, we can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment.

Now, listen. We have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him.

That tallywhacker had a mole on it, and that mole is the key to it.

Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request?

Now, I would be very happy to...to apprehend the young man myself, but imagine what the Board of Education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... pa... pa...their... their... their...their private parts for an incriminating mole.

But, Mr Carter...Mr Carter? I think I have a way out of this. We call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school. "Have you seen this prick?" "Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker". "Do not attempt to apprehend this prick as it is armed and dangerous". "It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School".

ClintBartonWannabe: Just about the funniest scene in the movie.

I couldn't find the clip but you're right...funny as hell.

Bathia_Mapes: Maybe he wanted to die hard.

That's all a mortician needs, having to jump on top of the coffin to get it closed.

Since he was 17 does that mean all the people he sent them to could be arrested for possessing child pornography? It could happen.