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(Nerve) Strange FARK ready headline: "James Franco masturbates a lot, gives people panic attacks"   (nerve.com) divider line 30
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CowboyNinjaD
2010-09-08 02:48:58 AM
So what's his fark handle?
 
Phil Moskowitz
2010-09-08 03:02:31 AM
Isn't this guy pursuing multiple degrees in his spare time? He has some kind of hyperactive disorder. If I had that I'd tug it all the time just for some peace.
 
ClintonKun
2010-09-08 03:17:40 AM
Here's how James Franco pursues multiple degrees.

i40.tinypic.com

I'd be that tired too if I was yanking it all the time.

Which reminds me, I'm quite tired.
 
Meatzilla [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 03:37:09 AM
i88.photobucket.com
 
Kitty Shat Down
2010-09-08 03:57:59 AM
ClintonKun: Here's how James Franco pursues multiple degrees.



I'd be that tired too if I was yanking it all the time.

Which reminds me, I'm quite tired.

To his credit, he just finished masturbating before that class started.
 
Mr_Ectomy [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 04:06:38 AM
www-movieline-com.vimg.net

Well, he does have Komiko.
 
penceyprepreject
2010-09-08 04:41:31 AM
all over my face,franco....
 
zodar99
2010-09-08 04:50:48 AM
Four or five times a day? Should I not be doing that?
 
CheekyMunky
2010-09-08 04:53:06 AM
penceyprepreject: all over my face,franco....

Call me, I'll find a mask. It'll be good and creepy.
 
dopeydwarf [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 05:04:01 AM
penceyprepreject: all over my face,franco....


He'll be right with you after he gets done SCREWING ALL OF HOLLYWOOD.
 
Girl Least Likely [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 07:26:30 AM
www.filmsforwomen.com

fark. Yes.
 
jiaxiaobo
2010-09-08 08:34:07 AM
Pfft... amateur.
 
npt
2010-09-08 08:40:38 AM
shiat, that ain't nothing. I jerked it more than that whilst typing this.
 
katerbug72
2010-09-08 08:53:53 AM
He would almost be cute if he took a bath.
 
dittybopper [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 10:16:19 AM
www.tersninja.com

Ejaculate on any officers you see in there.

Who? Ours or theirs?

/Boy, do I love that Franko.
 
dittybopper [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 10:18:34 AM
katerbug72: He would almost be cute if he took a bath.

He doesn't have to shave or wash. He knows his rights.
 
Fixxor
2010-09-08 10:34:56 AM
Sort of separated at birth?

www.nerve.com

www.cinemablend.com
 
dominick
2010-09-08 10:47:27 AM
how does he find the time with all the weed he smokes?
 
wyrlss
2010-09-08 11:01:55 AM
Keep living the dream, dude.
 
apeiron242
2010-09-08 11:07:05 AM
What is a lot and why would anyone masterbate such a creature?

Perhaps he masterbates often.
 
Kurmudgeon
2010-09-08 11:11:24 AM
Was looking for the pie is so good pic, leaves slightly disappointed.
 
Crudbucket [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 11:13:10 AM
Ernest Borgnine approves.
 
Underabridge
2010-09-08 11:34:06 AM
My hero
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2010-09-08 12:21:00 PM
Ever since Bradley Cooper got in our faces, nothing about Franco creeps me out anymore.
 
FLA Chickie
2010-09-08 01:11:07 PM
Love James Franco for being a little freaky!
 
The Dreaded Rear Admiral
2010-09-08 01:21:13 PM
Fixxor: Sort of separated at birth?

Well done, sir/madam.
 
caddisfly
2010-09-08 04:13:35 PM
Interviewer: "How did you prepare for your role as a stoner in Pineapple Express?"

Franco: "I made out with Spicoli."

The guy gives great interviews.
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2010-09-08 06:55:19 PM
Not to hijack this thread, but I am pumped to see this movie when it comes out. The book was amazing.
 
Midnight Rambler
2010-09-08 08:30:21 PM
John Buck 41: Not to hijack this thread, but I am pumped to see this movie when it comes out. The book was amazing.

Hey, JB... Not to be a jerk, but I found the book too hard to read. It's one-eye wouldn't read again.
 
Five Minute Standup
2010-09-09 12:18:45 AM
Mr_Ectomy: Well, he does have Komiko.

Have some respect, you insensitive prick. It's Komiko-tan. Honorifics are important to the nips.

/nips is a racial slur against pillows, right?
 
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