I wonder how this thread will go.. bikini pics or "they suck" postings...

Dear Muslim parents.

Every girl some time after the age of thirteen, becomes acutely aware of the fact that the entire world -as far as she can tell - wants to see her vagina.

Get over it.

They do.

Ok, I'll bite.

"Do as I say not as I do" knows no cultural boundaries.

Oh my, how scandalous.

/would hit

Wow. I know this is Fark and all, but wow. And I don't mean Wendy O Williams WOW, I mean, "wow," as in utter milk WOW.

/Gobama
//Voted for that midget dude from Texas when we could still vote
///Michael Moore reference in 3...2...1...

no camel toe jokes yet?

I'd go on that magic carpet ride.

Hacking her facebook account = sending a friend request to her or one of her friends. And that's assuming she changed her privacy settings.

uh repeat but with pics?

George Bush probably gave him a high five.

Is there a way to get the Facebook logo for my page over on the right like that without switching over to Arabic? I wanna switch things up. Over on the left, it's too Obama-y.

smileynyc: I wonder how this thread will go.. bikini pics or "they suck" postings...

Yes but has she been asked to leave a country yet?

"Hi!"
"OH HAI"
"ur hot"
"THNX! LOL!"
"Friend me?"
"LOLZ K POKE"
"Oooh look, pictures everywhere"
"OMG HAX!"

A 1 piece? A 1 PIECE??!!!

My mind can't comprehend why they are upset about this. Although she is forming a spare tire

advex101: Yes but has she been asked to leave a country yet?

Before or after her stoning?

/would hit it
//no, not with a farking stone
///sheesh
//slashies

shpritz: Hacking her facebook account = sending a friend request to her or one of her friends. And that's assuming she changed her privacy settings.

hehe! (no one takes personal responsibility anymore)

someone mentioned bikinis and Dirkthedaring has not responded yet?

what the fark

I love Motherless.com....


Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU...young women of the world that like to take self nudie shots and post them online.

It is truly a beautiful world....

"Further references to drug dealers from the popular American television series "The Wire" are also widely believed to be inaccurate."


The Wire ? Must not be too popular . Never heard of it.

This thread reminds me of a picture I found of one of the Bush daughters wearing a bikini without doing a little landscaping first. It looked like Bob Ross was stuck in there. Thanks Fark, now that's stuck in my head again.

Freakin Rican: someone mentioned bikinis and Dirkthedaring has not responded yet?

what the fark

It's still early. Give him time to wake up and shake off the hangover.

Farking libtard subby! George Bush was never photographed drinkig alcohol and wearing a bikini.


/Barry Obama on the other hand...

Flab: crumblecat: Fat ass

SoCalSurfer: Although she is forming a spare tire

Nothing wrong with a litlle meat around the bones. No sharp knees in sight.

her skirtsteak, my bone?

ultraholland: Oh my, how scandalous.

/would hit

Yup me too, she's a hottie.

/moar?

SoCalSurfer: Although she is forming a spare tire

Oh, the knees! You need to get out more.

/Fists of angry god.

Flab: SideOfBacon: my bone?

I doubt a muslim girl would go for a side of bacon.

+1

/well played

I have come for the swimsuit pics I will now look at comments...

Farkers never dissapoint.

I will now fap.

Well having a liberal, non-practicing Muslim daughter would be as damaging in an Egyptian political race as being raised in a Muslim country and having a Muslim-sounding middle name in an American political race.

Oh, wait...

hongkongcavalier: Well having a liberal, non-practicing Muslim daughter would be as damaging in an Egyptian political race as being raised in a Muslim country and having a Muslim-sounding middle name in an American political race.

Oh, wait...

Not quite the same thing. The strongest reaction to this scandal will be from Elbaradi's own political party. Most of the people that care about Obama's middle name wouldn't have voted for him regardless due to him being a northern democrat.

Showing these beach photos is a perfectly legitimate tactic since Elbaradei's biggest supporters are the extremely conservative Muslim Brotherhood that have opposed Egypt's secular government for decades. Secular, urban Egyptians use to enjoy a blend of European and Arab cultures where alcohol was widely available at mixed-gender clubs and hookah cafes) until the Muslim masses demanded reform and pressured the secular government to purify any non-Islamic elements from the country.

I heard there would be a stoning?
I've got my pile of rocks ready

Flab: hongkongcavalier: Well having a liberal, non-practicing Muslim daughter would be as damaging in an Egyptian political race as being raised in a Muslim country and having a Muslim-sounding middle name in an American political race.

Oh, wait...

Not having "Mubarak" as a surname will be the most damaging factor in the upcoming Egyptian political race.

So much this. It's not like his shots at the presidency were stellar before the "leak".