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(People Magazine) Followup The school that missing eight-year-old Kyron Horman attends is "saving a desk for him" in hopes he will be returned safely to those that care about him. Man, I really need to dust my apartment   (people.com) divider line 92
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2010-09-07 08:36:27 PM
www.vincegolangco.com

"Where are all these goofy farking boys' names coming from?"
 
2010-09-07 08:40:15 PM
Maybe Kyron went to Gainesville.
 
2010-09-07 08:41:44 PM
robsul82: "Where are all these goofy farking boys' names coming from?"

I'm like, "He's named after a brand of spray paint?"
 
2010-09-07 08:46:10 PM
The English Major: I'm like, "He's named after a brand of spray paint?"

Thereabouts. Oh, poor sweet George Carlin, there's now a boy named Kyron somewhere in the world.

/"Guys Named Todd" perhaps his last classic bit
 
2010-09-07 09:00:13 PM
The English Major: robsul82: "Where are all these goofy farking boys' names coming from?"

I'm like, "He's named after a brand of spray paint?"


My first thought was "He's named after a television graphics machine?"
 
2010-09-07 09:04:26 PM
robsul82: /"Guys Named Todd" perhaps his last classic bit

I'm named Todd, and even I appreciate that bit....

\it's the farking made-up names that piss me off, like Hearteyona and Na'il and Anquan and Dakota and Mercedes and shiat like that...
 
2010-09-07 09:33:47 PM
FriarReb98: robsul82: /"Guys Named Todd" perhaps his last classic bit

I'm named Todd, and even I appreciate that bit....

\it's the farking made-up names that piss me off, like Hearteyona and Na'il and Anquan and Dakota and Mercedes and shiat like that...



All names are made up.

Just because yours is a bit older doesn't mean at one time someone just made it the fark up.
 
2010-09-07 09:35:42 PM
The English Major: robsul82: "Where are all these goofy farking boys' names coming from?"

I'm like, "He's named after a brand of spray paint?"


Then I guess we all know who took him.

www.cynical-c.com
 
2010-09-07 11:05:58 PM
He's dead, Jim.
 
2010-09-07 11:06:29 PM
Meanwhile, Jaycee Dugard's desk was eaten by termites.
 
2010-09-07 11:06:32 PM
seriesandtv.com
 
2010-09-07 11:06:52 PM
Indolent: The English Major: robsul82: "Where are all these goofy farking boys' names coming from?"

I'm like, "He's named after a brand of spray paint?"

Then I guess we all know who took him.


Yes, we do. Batshiat crazy stepmom is batshiat crazy.
 
2010-09-07 11:07:07 PM
hardinparamedic: He's dead, Jim.

Bastard!!!
 
2010-09-07 11:08:04 PM
That kid is uglier than all sin and has a name that would make Satan rejoice...
 
2010-09-07 11:10:55 PM
Maybe he could stop being missing, to help things a little?

/i live in NW pdx
//i feel dirty i typed that
 
2010-09-07 11:11:01 PM
Kyron

img412.imageshack.us
 
2010-09-07 11:11:40 PM
Kyron was one of my favorite characters in Robotech.
 
2010-09-07 11:14:30 PM
hardinparamedic: He's dead, Jim.

Sadly, he most likely is. His stepmom looks like the type who would murder a child to get ahead based on her background and stuff.
 
2010-09-07 11:15:24 PM
Maybe they should use the desk to beat the fark out of the stepmother until she tells what she did with him.
 
2010-09-07 11:15:27 PM
phoenixdan: Kyron was one of my favorite characters in Robotech.

"I've never heard of a Minmei; what are its ballistic capabilities?"

"You think that just because you're the magnificent Minmei, you're better than we are ... Well, I despise your music! Despise it, I say!"
 
2010-09-07 11:16:56 PM
dervish16108: Kyron

Lord Khyron kicked every ass there was to kick. On two different planets.

Link (new window)
 
2010-09-07 11:17:17 PM
Something says to me that the dust in the apartment of the submitter will soon be on this desk very much meanwhile distracting the children even further while the ugly stepmother sits at home knowing she has eaten this child.
 
2010-09-07 11:17:26 PM
exick: The English Major: robsul82: "Where are all these goofy farking boys' names coming from?"

I'm like, "He's named after a brand of spray paint?"

My first thought was "He's named after a television graphics machine?"


His father's name is Kaine.
 
2010-09-07 11:19:59 PM
dervish16108: Kyron

Thank you for the visual; I would have spent all night trying to remember where I heard that name.
 
2010-09-07 11:20:51 PM
paquerette: Maybe they should use the desk to beat the fark out of the stepmother until she tells what she did with him.

Or we can live in a country that doesn't torture for details. And stuff.
 
2010-09-07 11:20:58 PM
Sounds like they're only saving it for 10 days, after which point he's officially no longer enrolled.
 
2010-09-07 11:22:01 PM
Who names the kid Kyron ... did they misspell Krylon?
 
2010-09-07 11:25:08 PM
dang I gotta change my name
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2010-09-07 11:26:09 PM
Sum Dum Gai: Sounds like they're only saving it for 10 days, after which point he's officially no longer enrolled.

And then all of the kids receive the automatic A's because there is a clause about if the stepmother of the classmate of you kills the classmate of you then there are all passing grades.
 
2010-09-07 11:27:25 PM
davidphogan: paquerette: Maybe they should use the desk to beat the fark out of the stepmother until she tells what she did with him.

Or we can live in a country that doesn't torture for details. And stuff.


Oh, I'm not saying the government should do that. That would be wrong. This is a case for vigilante justice.
 
2010-09-07 11:27:31 PM
meow said the dog: knowing she has eaten this child.

so that's what they mean when people say they want to eat some tots...
 
2010-09-07 11:28:50 PM
davidphogan: paquerette: Maybe they should use the desk to beat the fark out of the stepmother until she tells what she did with him.

Or we can live in a country that doesn't torture for details. And stuff.


Yes I agree. We should teach this woman that we do not mind her doing the killings. We should give her the hugging.
 
2010-09-07 11:28:58 PM
I hate to say it, but I pretty much agree with the McCoy image. He's dead.
 
2010-09-07 11:31:44 PM
 
2010-09-07 11:32:22 PM
buckler: I hate to say it, but I pretty much agree with the McCoy image. He's dead.

Or he is maybe living off of the land for the best Cub Scout badge that one has ever received before being a Weeblo.
 
2010-09-07 11:33:50 PM
exick: The English Major: robsul82: "Where are all these goofy farking boys' names coming from?"

I'm like, "He's named after a brand of spray paint?"

My first thought was "He's named after a television graphics machine?"


4.bp.blogspot.com

Kyron's Chyron.
 
2010-09-07 11:38:04 PM
paquerette: This is a case for vigilante justice.

There is a reason we have the government justice.
 
2010-09-07 11:38:22 PM
meow said the dog: buckler: I hate to say it, but I pretty much agree with the McCoy image. He's dead.

Or he is maybe living off of the land for the best Cub Scout badge that one has ever received before being a Weeblo.


That may be the most coherent and entertaining thing I've ever seen you post.
 
2010-09-07 11:48:08 PM
That poor, dead kid. :(

Also, that poor syntax in subby's headline. :(
 
2010-09-07 11:49:14 PM
They aren't really saving a desk for him. They don't just throw empty desks in the trash. They sit in the classroom until next year, when there may be a bigger class.
 
2010-09-07 11:49:37 PM
buckler: meow said the dog: buckler: I hate to say it, but I pretty much agree with the McCoy image. He's dead.

Or he is maybe living off of the land for the best Cub Scout badge that one has ever received before being a Weeblo.

That may be the most coherent and entertaining thing I've ever seen you post.


Hello. Thank you for this kindness.
 
2010-09-07 11:49:58 PM
Not to be a Debbie Downer, but he's probably dead. Kids turn up missing for several reasons-
1) Taken ransom for money
2) Kidnapped by Non-custodial parent
3) Taken by pedophile and/or serial killer
4) Killed by parent who didn't want the hassle of raising a kid.
Reasons 1 & 2 don't fit, reason 3 is possible, reason 4 is the most probable.

Just another reason people need to be sterilized, IMO. Better to have never been born than to be raised and killed by abusive white trash.
 
2010-09-07 11:50:26 PM
fusillade762:

Kyron's Chyron.


www.digitalbattle.com

Oh whoa whoa Kyron's Chyron.

/window seat, I guess
 
2010-09-07 11:56:16 PM
FuryOfFirestorm: Just another reason people need to be sterilized, IMO. Better to have never been born than to be raised and killed by abusive white trash.

Why must you bring the race of this individual into this? How do you know he is not the Black child?
 
2010-09-08 12:02:16 AM
I bet his parents are going to be pissed when they find out he was hiding in the barn.
 
2010-09-08 12:07:07 AM
FuryOfFirestorm: Better to have never been born than to be raised and killed by abusive white trash.

What does it take to qualify as white trash these days? Kyron's dad is an engineer at Intel and makes a lot more money than most people on Fark. Not what I'd call white trash.
 
2010-09-08 12:17:57 AM
I live a couple of miles from Skyline Elementary School where Kyron apparently disappeared. The whole thing is bizarre. This is a faux rural low-density upper middle class area.

The school is nestled into the West Hills on a scenic road with a quaint clapboard white church and a fire station. People are completely puzzled, but there absolutely no evidence the child was killed or abducted by the step mother, who has been pilloried by the local press.
 
2010-09-08 12:18:48 AM
img2.timeinc.net

She needs to return him so he can go back to school and live a normal life. He's a little pumpkin bear, and doesn't deserve to be a pawn in his parents/guardians games. Did she kill him to keep his father to herself? I hope not. I hope he's alive.
 
2010-09-08 12:22:36 AM
Rootus : What does it take to qualify as white trash these days? Kyron's dad is an engineer at Intel and makes a lot more money than most people on Fark. Not what I'd call white trash.

I was referring to the step-mother, who happens to be the main suspect in Kyron's "disappearance".
 
2010-09-08 12:23:44 AM
From the pic the kid looks like he's saying
"Mommy, my pee pee itches".
 
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