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		Two legs, two arms, severed torso found inside shark's belly. So far, no one has had the guts to claim them (dailymail.co.uk)		48
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phlegmmo

2010-09-07 06:40:37 PM

That's too bad. Cut down just when he was trying to get a head.

AdolfOliverPanties

2010-09-07 08:29:06 PM

I like this headline, so I will vote for it.

baka-san

2010-09-07 09:13:04 PM

this is not a boat accident! And it wasn't any propeller; and it wasn't any coral reef; and it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shark.

CravenMorehead

2010-09-07 09:38:54 PM

How do you sever a torso?

phlegmmo

2010-09-07 09:44:18 PM

CravenMorehead:
How do you sever a torso?

Which sever way you want to.

slayer199

2010-09-07 10:52:54 PM

baka-san: this is not a boat accident! And it wasn't any propeller; and it wasn't any coral reef; and it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shark.

blogs.amctv.com

"Martin, there are all kinds of sharks in the waters, you know. Hammerheads, white tips, blues, makos, and the chances that these bozos got the exact shark...it's a hundred to one...a hundred to one. Now I'm not saying that this is not the shark. It probably is, Martin, it probably is. It's a maneater, it's extremely rare for these waters. But the fact is that the bite radius on this animal is different from the wounds on the victim. I just...I wanna be sure. You wanna be sure. We all want to be sure, OK?"

Guess they were sure...

Eyebleach

2010-09-07 10:55:45 PM

If those are all from different people, I will officially be impressed with said shark's mad ninja skills.

Loucifer

2010-09-07 11:24:20 PM

knows where all the heads are buried.

homebrewedtheology.com

biggaboat

2010-09-07 11:26:35 PM

A whaaaaaaaat?

wippit

2010-09-07 11:30:35 PM

TurboCojones

2010-09-07 11:31:18 PM

Candygram.

soy_bomb

2010-09-07 11:32:43 PM

The Gulf Stream is a pretty powerful current...

Witchyman

2010-09-07 11:35:22 PM

Natalie?

craxyd

2010-09-07 11:38:10 PM

Loucifer I'm almost afraid to ask, but who is that?

roadkillontheweb

2010-09-07 11:40:34 PM

how many left legs? Left feet? etc.

miltonbabbitt

2010-09-07 11:42:20 PM

So no Head and Shoulders? You know the rest...

Tsar_Bomba1

2010-09-07 11:43:48 PM

I hope that that they didn't cut that thing open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock...

sethstorm

2010-09-07 11:46:51 PM

Joran Van der Sloot wanted for questioning.

Jedix123

2010-09-07 11:59:01 PM

/fark I am disappoint

Red Shirt Blues

2010-09-08 12:11:50 AM

That's some fine looking equipment you got there, Mr Hooper... I don't know what that bastard shark is gonna do with it... probably eat it, I suppose... I saw one eat a rockin' chair once...

SharkInfested

2010-09-08 12:17:08 AM

burrrrppppppppppp!

ahhhh...better

Lutrasimilis

2010-09-08 12:24:09 AM

It was an accident, seeeee? Yeah, that's right, an accident.

Minimuta

2010-09-08 12:29:37 AM

Found near the Exuma Islands? Did they exuma the body??

DownDaRiver

2010-09-08 12:36:25 AM

balancing act

2010-09-08 12:36:40 AM

craxyd: Loucifer I'm almost afraid to ask, but who is that?

Craxyd, that is my lovely insane governer, who claimed that there were a bunch of beheadings here in AZ, only the LEOs here have never heard about them, and neither have the press.
Yeah, there weren't any...

ekdikeo4

2010-09-08 01:04:44 AM

?

/hotlink

The Decider

2010-09-08 01:08:11 AM

Craxyd, that is my lovely insane governer, who claimed that there were a bunch of beheadings here in AZ, only the LEOs here have never heard about them, and neither have the press.
Yeah, there weren't any...

..and she will most likely be re-elected.

balancing act

2010-09-08 01:40:06 AM

The Decider: ..and she will most likely be re-elected.

La la la la... I can't hear you.

Perducci

2010-09-08 01:46:32 AM

At least we can rule out Duran Duran as the victims.

wademh

2010-09-08 01:46:44 AM

ekdikeo4: ?

/hotlink

Natalee Holloway made clicky

Kalyco Jack

2010-09-08 01:58:46 AM

Over the past couple of weeks two large expensive yachts have been found with no one on board along the coast of Florida. No traces of those who might have been on board have been found yet. (As of the article I read Sunday) One was ransacked and all kinds of electronics and stuff were removed.

I'm thinking we may have some pirates off our own coast.

That's not pirates, and if it was it wouldn't be new. Drug smugglers have been stealing boats and planes all over the Caribbean for ages. Pirates would not ransack a boat, kidnap it's crew and then leave the valuable boat adrift into oblivion. Furthermore, they would not take catives without contacting someone for ransom. Doesn't look like pirates, my vote is Bermuda triangle:-D

JonnyBGoode

2010-09-08 03:06:08 AM

Sounds like he just lost his head.

RayD8

2010-09-08 03:12:06 AM

Witchyman: Natalie?

Wonder if anyone wood get it?

dopeydwarf

2010-09-08 04:25:11 AM

For those that may want to see what they're missing. NSFW (new window)

Jamieboy

2010-09-08 05:20:08 AM

The Decider: Craxyd, that is my lovely insane governer, who claimed that there were a bunch of beheadings here in AZ, only the LEOs here have never heard about them, and neither have the press.
Yeah, there weren't any...

..and she will most likely be re-elected.

a.imageshack.us

I don't think the Crypt Keeper's Daughter will be re-elected, but I said the same thing about GWB. After that 'debate' last week, I can't see how anyone with two healthy brain cells would vote for her.

Bob The Nob

2010-09-08 06:47:03 AM

What about the four Phillapeno fisherman still in their boat?

alfuso

2010-09-08 07:06:33 AM

DownDaRiver: Over the past couple of weeks two large expensive yachts have been found with no one on board along the coast of Florida. No traces of those who might have been on board have been found yet. (As of the article I read Sunday) One was ransacked and all kinds of electronics and stuff were removed.

I'm thinking we may have some pirates off our own coast.

we've always had pirates off our own coast. These ones were just sloppy.

sonofslacker

2010-09-08 08:27:34 AM

Kalyco Jack: Over the past couple of weeks two large expensive yachts have been found with no one on board along the coast of Florida. No traces of those who might have been on board have been found yet. (As of the article I read Sunday) One was ransacked and all kinds of electronics and stuff were removed.

I'm thinking we may have some pirates off our own coast.

That's not pirates, and if it was it wouldn't be new. Drug smugglers have been stealing boats and planes all over the Caribbean for ages. Pirates would not ransack a boat, kidnap it's crew and then leave the valuable boat adrift into oblivion. Furthermore, they would not take catives without contacting someone for ransom. Doesn't look like pirates, my vote is Bermuda triangle:-D

Booty pirates? Oh 'captives' not cavities!

SirEattonHogg

2010-09-08 08:36:33 AM

Bob The Nob 2010-09-08 06:47:03 AM
What about the four Phillapeno fisherman still in their boat?

Phillapeno? What is that? A kind of red hot pepper?

geo9270

2010-09-08 09:11:51 AM

Looks like they finally found the little Kitner boy.

biglew99

2010-09-08 09:43:00 AM

Must be someones chum...

/hot like wasabi sauce

biglew99

2010-09-08 09:44:52 AM

Lets try that again...

www.alltackle.com

good_2_go

2010-09-08 10:49:25 AM

No love for Open Water? (new window)

Yulian

2010-09-08 11:09:13 AM

dopeydwarf: For those that may want to see what they're missing. NSFW (new window)

Interesting. That leg looks pretty cleanly severed at the knee. Doesn't look like decomposition and the actions of digestions have done too much to the body parts. An examination should be able to determine if the limbs were severed by blades or teeth and if there was any blood circulation or anything when the shark ate them.

WhoGAS

2010-09-08 11:51:23 AM

dopeydwarf: For those that may want to see what they're missing. NSFW (new window)

Ya know, it's not the part about it being human that irks me, it's just that any kind of vomit makes me queasy.

Thanks for sharing the important part of the story.

degreeless

2010-09-08 01:26:20 PM

Yulian: dopeydwarf: For those that may want to see what they're missing. NSFW (new window)

Interesting. That leg looks pretty cleanly severed at the knee. Doesn't look like decomposition and the actions of digestions have done too much to the body parts. An examination should be able to determine if the limbs were severed by blades or teeth and if there was any blood circulation or anything when the shark ate them.

I thought they looked a little melty myself (as in partially digested) kinda like that guy from Robocop who was covered in toxic waste. Perhaps the shredded bits at the stump were attacked more aggressively by the digestive juices of the shark, due to increased surface area exposure.

jscart

2010-09-08 05:04:16 PM

Yulian: dopeydwarf: For those that may want to see what they're missing. NSFW (new window)

Interesting. That leg looks pretty cleanly severed at the knee. Doesn't look like decomposition and the actions of digestions have done too much to the body parts. An examination should be able to determine if the limbs were severed by blades or teeth and if there was any blood circulation or anything when the shark ate them.

That's what Tiger sharks do best. It would have taken a few weeks for that fish to digest all that person.
/sharks are awesome
//got to dive with 2 tigers and 30+ other sharks

Perducci

2010-09-08 07:35:11 PM

good_2_go: No love for Open Water? (new window)

How about Open Water 2? "The boat is TOO TALL!"

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