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(Sun Sentinel) Florida Pro Tip: Don't call 911 three times to report that someone stole your booze. That's a jailin'   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 14
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farquette
2010-09-07 09:33:17 PM
Drunk dialing should have its limits.
 
phrawgh
2010-09-07 09:34:58 PM
I was seeing a girl for a few months. Til someone stole my binoculars.
 
Rezz`
2010-09-07 09:47:37 PM
Why is his stolen shiat less important than other peoples stolen shiat?
 
Kumana Wanalaia
2010-09-07 09:48:33 PM
At least he didn't call in to report someone stole his weed.
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2010-09-07 09:50:17 PM
Didn't the sherrif say she would give him a ride to the liquor store?

Oh yeah, that was the other guy.

/nevermind
 
CaesarSneezy
2010-09-07 09:51:29 PM
Rezz`: Why is his stolen shiat less important than other peoples stolen shiat?

this
 
CreamFilling
2010-09-07 09:55:20 PM
CaesarSneezy: Rezz`: Why is his stolen shiat less important than other peoples stolen shiat?

this

It's not an emergency. You've let them know. Quit calling.
 
Karac
2010-09-07 10:08:55 PM
The article failed to give the most important detail?

Did they find the beer? Did the landlord steal it? Was the guy drunk drinking and just forget he drank it? Poor reporting.
 
wumpinton
2010-09-07 10:17:08 PM
wtf, are you not suppose to alert people that you got your stuff stolen, even if its dumb.

wtf, are you not suppose to alert people that you got your stuff stolen, even if its dumb.

wtf, are you not suppose to alert people that you got your stuff stolen, even if its dumb.
 
kidsizedcoffin
2010-09-07 10:17:20 PM
FTA: "We are always reminding people not to abuse the 911 system and to only call 911 in a true emergency," Coleman-Wright said. "You never want to tie up the line when someone really needs help."

Running out of booze or having your booze stolen sounds like an emergency to me. The direct line the robbery division has poor hours.
 
jondulars
2010-09-07 10:27:04 PM
I almost dated a fortune teller but she left me before we met.
 
fredklein
2010-09-07 11:45:30 PM
How DARE he expect cops to do something about a law being broken!
 
some attorney
2010-09-08 12:00:16 AM
fredklein: How DARE he expect cops to do something about a law being broken!

wumpinton: wtf, are you not suppose to alert people that you got your stuff stolen, even if its dumb.

wtf, are you not suppose to alert people that you got your stuff stolen, even if its dumb.

wtf, are you not suppose to alert people that you got your stuff stolen, even if its dumb.

Not after they got the message and told you to quit calling 911. And that's not what 911 is for. It's for emergencies, but they gave him a pass and told him stop calling. Then he kept calling about something that was not an emergency after they told him to stop calling. I know this is hard to follow, but try and keep up.
 
Submitted First With a Better Headline
2010-09-08 12:21:58 AM
fredklein: How DARE he expect cops to do something about a law being broken!

I like how people are having trouble with this, even though they don't even have to RTFA. It's in the headline. It's right there.
 
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