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I_Am_Weasel		2010-09-07 04:38:25 PM

SnakeLee		2010-09-07 04:44:12 PM

I tried getting a picture of her to no avail. If she is on Facebook, she is either the one with the two derpy looking kids or the one with no picture. I am usually pretty good at this, damn. Keep in mind, any picture we get needs to be "backdated" ten years to the incident.

SnakeLee		2010-09-07 04:51:13 PM

Oooh but, the guy's name is Chad Ladrikis and they knew each other because she took ballroom dancing classes from Chad. He has a pretty stupid website: Dancing With Chad (new window)

mediablitz		2010-09-07 05:15:56 PM

Without a picture I have no idea if I would fill that channel or not.

4chan Ambassador		2010-09-07 05:17:57 PM

Huh, here's an order from January of '09 saying she's suspended for a year (new window, PDF)

4chan Ambassador		2010-09-07 05:18:32 PM

Put on probation, rather, not suspended. Sorry.

4chan Ambassador		2010-09-07 05:21:24 PM

Here's the original report on this case:

Link (new window, PDF)

Nabb1		2010-09-07 05:31:04 PM

Honestly, there's nothing particular to the skill of an attorney involved in communing with the dead, so I don't see why the bar needs to get involved here. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Fluid		2010-09-07 07:36:38 PM

She's a lawyer as well as a spirit medium? That's one hell of a career combination.

SfK		2010-09-07 07:38:01 PM

lol! people are such suckers for that channeling thing..

oh btw im totally channeling drew right now... all i can see is Heineken and foobies.. and like.. TF is $10 now. payable directly to SfK.

/i swear, straight from drew! you think drew would lie about something like this?

Musikslayer		2010-09-07 07:39:19 PM

I've been using the "channeling your dead spouse let's have sex" trick for years!

skinink		2010-09-07 07:40:03 PM

Poor wife. She commits suicide and as karmic punishment she's reincarnated as a lawyer.

elev8meL8r		2010-09-07 07:40:03 PM

YOU GONNA

dancewithchad.com

GET RAPED

hobblekitty		2010-09-07 07:40:20 PM

Fluid: She's a lawyer as well as a spirit medium? That's one hell of a career combination.

Wow, talk about attorney/client privilege. Beyond the grave. So much for dead (wo)men not telling tales.

Why Would I Read the Article		2010-09-07 07:41:48 PM

The client knew the lawyer was full of shiat when he said that the wife wanted to have sex. Wives NEVER want to have sex.

JesseL		2010-09-07 07:42:57 PM

Fluid: She's a lawyer as well as a spirit medium? That's one hell of a career combination.

A writer at NBC is furiously scribbling notes for the next show he plans to pitch.

snake_beater		2010-09-07 07:43:16 PM

Fluid: She's a lawyer as well as a spirit medium? That's one hell of a career combination.

Mia Fey?

/doubt it's obscure

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat		2010-09-07 07:44:24 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: The client knew the lawyer was full of shiat when he said that the wife wanted to have sex. Wives NEVER want to have sex.

Well, they sometimes do, if you don't mind that they play dead the whole time.

Gilligann		2010-09-07 07:44:43 PM

hobblekitty: Fluid: She's a lawyer as well as a spirit medium? That's one hell of a career combination.

Wow, talk about attorney/client privilege. Beyond the grave. So much for dead (wo)men not telling tales.

No stranger a combination than a real estate agent/dentist.

texdent		2010-09-07 07:44:43 PM

Sounds like someone has been playing too much Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorny.

Mr.Hawk		2010-09-07 07:50:08 PM

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vegasj		2010-09-07 07:51:39 PM

wow, no pics... not even an ad to look at.

Wait until Google hears about this!

Thisbymaster		2010-09-07 07:53:05 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: The client knew the lawyer was full of shiat when he said that the wife wanted to have sex. Wives NEVER want to have sex.

I don't think he needed that much of a reason to have sex with her.

Lampmonster		2010-09-07 07:53:52 PM

JesseL: Fluid: She's a lawyer as well as a spirit medium? That's one hell of a career combination.

A writer at NBC is furiously scribbling notes for the next show he plans to pitch.

Yet they still won't consider my idea for a show about a cop who's a private detective in his spare time. He solves crimes when he's not solving crimes.

I call it "Cop Dick".

luckybastard		2010-09-07 07:55:02 PM

I'm just happy subby made the story ready to print. God knows I want to hang this one up in my office.

dextrocardia		2010-09-07 08:02:17 PM

SfK: lol! people are such suckers for that channeling thing..

oh btw im totally channeling drew right now... all i can see is Heineken and foobies.. and like.. TF is $10 now. payable directly to SfK.

/i swear, straight from drew! you think drew would lie about something like this?

Wait, are you saying that Drew's dead? There's no way I could have missed that headline: the thread would have been the very definition of epic.

TheManofPA		2010-09-07 08:03:01 PM

Well, was the pizza free?

upright_apes_r_us		2010-09-07 08:07:10 PM

Lawyer screws someone.....Isn't that what they do?

phrawgh		2010-09-07 08:15:28 PM

Dammit. Was she hot? We must know!

Lampmonster		2010-09-07 08:19:22 PM

phrawgh: Dammit. Was she hot? We must know!

If she was hot do you think she would have to lie for sex? I think not.

highendmighty		2010-09-07 08:21:17 PM

phrawgh: Dammit. Was she hot? We must know!

All the Charna's I found are into fitness and weightlifting. The name comes from the Slavic for black. There is a lot of hotness in Charna Land.
That being said, I too, would like to know what she looks like before I judge her to be crazy or not.

whammer		2010-09-07 08:23:18 PM

FrancesWhiteFlag		2010-09-07 08:28:42 PM

Amazing!

I was just watching a very similar story on one of my favorite adult sites this afternoon- only it was a medium doing the channeling, not a lawyer, and they were both women. Other than that it was a dead ringer.

/fapped

Airfoilsguy		2010-09-07 08:28:56 PM

I will save my outrage depending on how hot she is.

Pics please

radinator		2010-09-07 08:30:39 PM

I'm glad I'm not the only one scouring the links for a picture to determine how I should feel about this.

/Not-So-Hot: Breach of Ethics!!
//Hot: Nice!

phrawgh		2010-09-07 08:35:48 PM

highendmighty: All the Charna's I found are into fitness and weightlifting. The name comes from the Slavic for black. There is a lot of hotness in Charna Land.
That being said, I too, would like to know what she looks like before I judge her to be crazy or not.

Charna? d. well-intentioned, socially-awkward doofus. Good with power tools and technological equipment; also, a proclivity to bichons (And biatches).

See also: Home Depot

Charna is about as smooth as chunky peanut-butter.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass		2010-09-07 08:47:50 PM

Musikslayer: I've been using the "channeling your dead spouse let's have sex" trick for years!

I've been using "channeling your dead parent."

texdent		2010-09-07 08:51:15 PM

I'll just leave this here for no particular reason
www.lilith-ezine.com

Confusean		2010-09-07 08:56:14 PM

I think she killed the wife, made it look like suicide. Then moved in on the husband with the ol'your dead wife's channeling through me and wants you to give me your cock n'ball(room dancing)s.
/Im pretty sure I watched a Medium episode that was almost the same story.
/Dont judge me. Patricia Arket has big tits.

namegoeshere		2010-09-07 09:00:36 PM

When I first read the headline, I thought that the lawyer said that the dead wife wanted the husband to have sex with... the dead wife. (no chanelling lawyer involved)

The article was a bit of a disapointment, really.

Karac		2010-09-07 09:04:04 PM

Fluid: She's a lawyer as well as a spirit medium? That's one hell of a career combination

O RLY? Think she could shoehorn in real estate agent and dentist in with the wife's spirit?

Seriosly, the article is worthless without pics of said lawyer. Or at least the wife.

pheelix		2010-09-07 09:04:51 PM

Lampmonster: phrawgh: Dammit. Was she hot? We must know!

If she was hot do you think she would have to lie for sex? I think not.

Agreed. Any reasonably well kept female can get laid merely by showing up at a crowded nightclub near closing time. Something's very fishy about this woman.

Zygar		2010-09-07 09:06:36 PM

Is that Razorback in the lower left corner of that pic? Makes me proud to be an Arkansan. Who is the guy with the F on his chest and the pan on his head?

JonnyBGoode		2010-09-07 09:19:23 PM

And the skelping was mighty?

whammer: i2.photobucket.com

"Keep firing, Assholes!"

SnakeLee		2010-09-07 09:29:36 PM

radinator: I'm glad I'm not the only one scouring the links for a picture to determine how I should feel about this.

/Not-So-Hot: Breach of Ethics!!
//Hot: Nice!

I got as far as this: I googled the names of the two people together, and then got this link to a dance competition (new window) that both of them participated in. There is a big list of names so I found Charla on there, then I saw her dance partner's last name. I went back to the list of names and then found him as it was pretty uncommon and there was only one with his last name in the list, and then was able to google his name to figure out which city he lived in, then used that to find him on facebook. Turns out he is a 60 year old (or so) cashier at a convenience store. He is married and not to her and has kids older than ten years, maybe it isn't him but I really doubt there are two people with his name in the Pheonix area that are of that age.

buckler		2010-09-07 09:48:29 PM

Thanks, Whammer. Pics of Gary Spivey always make me spit drinks onto my keyboard. I always picture the white-helmeted guys from Spaceballs when I see his pathetic head.

limeyfellow		2010-09-07 09:55:11 PM

SnakeLee:
Oooh but, the guy's name is Chad Ladrikis and they knew each other because she took ballroom dancing classes from Chad. He has a pretty stupid website: Dancing With Chad (new window)

My wife wants us to take ballroom dancing lessons together and is a big fan of dancing with the stars. When I asked if she will be wearing the skimpy outfits she gets cross and refuses to have sex with me. So basically my wife is the opposite to this lawyer.

/bah women. If I told her I learned to do that well over a decade ago she'll get cross.

AmazingRuss		2010-09-07 10:21:27 PM

She also wants to watch them have sex, along with their dead grandparents.

radinator		2010-09-07 10:28:58 PM

SnakeLee:
I got as far as this: I googled the names of the two people together, and then got this link to a dance competition (new window) that both of them participated in. There is a big list of names so I found Charla on there, then I saw her dance partner's last name. I went back to the list of names and then found him as it was pretty uncommon and there was only one with his last name in the list, and then was able to google his name to figure out which city he lived in, then used that to find him on facebook. Turns out he is a 60 year old (or so) cashier at a convenience store. He is married and not to her and has kids older than ten years, maybe it isn't him but I really doubt there are two people with his name in the Pheonix area that are of that age.

Oooooookay...you win for internet creepiness...or resourcefulness. They can kinda be the same thing.

/Too much time on your hands?

AbbeySomeone		2010-09-07 10:31:25 PM

I am assuming there is a reduction of fees when you give it up to the lawyer.
Well, I've heard it works that way.

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