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Helicopter parent crashes, jailbreaking DNA, and the fit has hit the Shan: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week from 8/29 - 9/4
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No update from Drew this week, so enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2010-08-29 to Sat 2010-09-04:
Woman dies in helicopter parent crash
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is rape, and I am the sun
Wife of trapped miner finds another hole he was stuck in
Chinese officials are forcing families with the last name "Shan" to change it, because it requires a character that can't be typed in standard word-processing programs. In fact, you might say, the fit has hit the Shan
Tapped Chilean miner sends wedding proposal to his sweetheart. Article is useless without picks
Magistrate decrees logodaedaelian hoosegow cageling may retain his thesaurus. You presented this typescript with a more frumptuous epigraph
Sheen from yesterday's oil rig explosion downgraded to Estevez
Truck smashes into apartment building. I guess it's a flat now
How Christians spoil sex: An alternative view from a missionary's position
Thousands protest French crackdown on Gypsies. In other news, French President Nicolas Sarkozy is beginning to look ...thinner
Amana-ccused of throwing air conditioner at police after Rheeming his frigid heir. Tag is for subby
Favre last night: 0 TDs, 2 INTs. Love him or hate him, it's impressive he can miss all of training camp and be right in playoff form
Seven-year-old boy attends nearly 500 Orioles games, enjoying dozens of wins
Jacksonville State, led by a true freshman QB, comes back from 21 to win at Ole Miss. Apparently, Masoli couldn't steal the game
Geneticists jailbreak apple DNA
Breast, ovary removal cuts cancer risk. In other exciting news, leg amputation reduces risk of ACL injuries
Bacteria controlled by magnets build a tiny pyramid, start sacrificing protozoa to Ra
Christina Hendricks' dress once again wins best role in supporting an actress
Jennifer Grey worried about competing on "Dancing with the Stars," being put in a corner
Robert Pattinson was almost crushed to death by an elephant last week. Shockingly, it doesn't involve his Twilight fanbase
U.S. disappointed at Israel's leading ultra-Orthodox party, Rabbi Ovadia Yosef, for saying all Palestinians should perish. U.S. asks that Israel check Yosef before he wrecks himsef
Jesse Jackson shows up at rally for green jobs in an Escalade, is dismayed to discover that auto theft is carbon neutral
Obama says his economic policies halted "bleeding," all but assuring adviser Tim Geithner will win the Nobel Tampon for economics
I don't know what's worse, the fact that someone suckered in hundreds of people with bogus Take That tickets, or that hundreds of people want to see Take That desperately enough
Seen another darned liszt of things that depress you? No need for haydn, you can handel it. Just bach it all off with the Mozart Effect
Coming soon to a store near you: The Rolling Stones Monopoly. Go directly to jail, do not pass Altamont, do not collect $200
Toyota recalls the Matrix. Whoa. Déjà vu
Drake University's new "D+" logo shows you may not want to base an advertising campaign on the polling of high school students
Kia recalls 56,000 Souls. Let the Reaping begin
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